Saturday, December 27, 2014

Jabba The Butt

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Now today you might have read the title of this blog and been like "WTF?" I wanted to take some time, especially since I've been talking about breasts and whootys lately, to explain the difference between a thick woman whom is sexy and just a flat out obese woman with fat rolls, lower back ass, and a butt that is wide enough for a forklift. Before I get too far along, I need to state that there IS indeed a sexy woman inside every fat chick, but due to depression and/or over-eating it's just flat out been lost, which is a very sad situation. But sexy isn't always just about how you look, mind you. There are plenty of chubby-chasers out there and sexiness has a LOT to do with confidence: I've met some confident fluffy girls in my day... even fucked a few, lol.

Moving on, see above pictures to understand my point. On the left is a fat ass that looks like it is swallowing them jeans. On the right is a PHAT whooty that is curvacious and sexy. Okay, the right one isn't too bad, so let me give you a better example:

This now is what I would call a Jabba the Butt. Very FAT and it is indeed sad to see what otherwise might have been a beautiful woman let herself go to the point of gross obesity. She'd better have a GREAT PERSONALITY if she wants to get herself a man,; staring at dudes like a two piece and a biscuit. On top of the physicality of a super-plus-sized woman, there is the obviousness that many of these women are constantly complaining about their weight, but yet are lifting up Popeye's chicken buckets instead of dumbells. Walking to the refridgerator doesn't count as significant exercise... Either fix the problem or shut the fuck up about your weight. These are the women often seen shopping at Wal-Mart with like 6 kids that make me wonder WHO DONE DID THAT (which is the name of one of my past blogs with the same subject matter).
So let's sum up the message here. It's okay to be PHAT, curvy, and thick, but there is a breaking point when you just eat too much and become OBESE. Then it's not okay to have a Jabba the butt that looks like two sumo wrestlers fighting in the back of your pants. Girl, get off your fat ass and go find that inner beauty. Stop eating so much junk food. Exercise. Do some squats and lunges to shape your ass, but please for the love of GOD, don't fucking complain if you aren't going to do anything about it.
This has been the one and only Quiet Mouse with this public service announcement. Now here is what a real ass should look like...

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