REAL Pimping

Welcome to another edition of the QM Strikes Back. I'm gonna keep this one real short but I want to comment on the difference between REAL pimps and gangsters vs. these wanna-be punks running around these days calling themselves "pimps and gangsters".

Now the REAL TRUTH about pimping is that a REAL dude doesn't have to dress like a pimp.
Pimping is NOT about how many ho's you have in your stables either.
REAL pimps and gangsters don't have to front or talk shit because he KNOWS what's up and KNOWS he's got it.
A REAL pimp doesn't have to brag about his bitches and ho's and doesn't keep count of how many ladies he's got.
A REAL pimp doesn't start fights or act overly tough because he rolls hard and doesn't have to talk himself up in front of others... kinda like Cane from Kung Fu... walk softly and carry a big stick.

Now I'm gonna list a few common pimping phrases for your reading amusement.
"Carry a cane to keep 'em sane... cuz crazy-ass Ho's don't make no dough!" - Bad Boy Ike
"Pimp-in ain’t easy... so keep your Ho’s sleazy and you know they'll keep your fingers greasy." - "Big Bo$$" Playa
"Room is the key when you hung to the knee." - Gold Member
"To Pimp a Ho, or not... That ain't the question. The question is: How many Hos to make a knot?" - The Don Lebrone
"Keep those Hos nice... and they’ll keep you in ice." - Big Dollar Leroy
"Keep your pimp hand strong and your girls working long." - Smok'n Sherm Williams
"Ain't no bidness like the Ho bidness!" - Sweet Sugar Brown


Well pimps and players out there, sounds like you better get yourself and your ho's in check. Keep the pimp hand strong, walk softly like Cane and carry a big stick (in your pants)... and always remember: PIMPIN' AINT EASY!!
This has been the one and ONLY Quiet Mouse. Hopefully you have smiled and laughed for a moment today.
Peace. Love. Respect. Pimp Juice. 

Dial #2 For... WTF???

Namaste and get ready to open your mind. This blog is not meant to be prejudiced or offensive... although it MAY come off that way to some readers and for this I DO apologize. My goal is to open people's minds to THINK for themselves instead of just readily believing the blatant propaganda and brainwashing of the corporate ran media driven military-pharmaceutical-petroleum-industrial-complex assholes.

Today I want to talk about why it is that WE live in the United States and yet WE still have to dial #1 for English and #2 for Spanish. Now it may be just MY imagination, but I thought we lived in the USA, NOT MEXICO. I appreciate the Hispanic culture and the diversity it has brought to this nation. I appreciate their hard work doing jobs that white and black people just flat out DON'T want to do. THANKS GUYS... I LOVE Mexican food; it's my favorite.
Following along I want to say that I am a little pissed off that yet once again this country caters to the minority groups INSTEAD of actually LISTENING to the views, although diverse, from the MAJORITY. I suppose what I mean is why don't they, or why can't they LEARN ENGLISH??

I am fine with keeping cultural heritage. I am fine with their music, dress, language, and culture for the most part, but I am severely displeased with their basic LACK OF EFFORT to learn basic English. Furthermore, I get equally frustrated that when I go to a fast food restaurant, they inevitably put the person who speaks the LEAST amount of English at the drive-thru  speaker box/window... which leads them to inevitably fucking up mine and your order.

I want to step to the side for a moment and say for the record that I DO understand WHY the immigrants of Hispanic origin have come to the United States. Up until the last 10 years or so, there USED TO BE a lot of jobs, business opportunities, and room for personal growth. Admittedly, from looking into the past (which a lot of people either DON'T WANT TO DO, or are too stupid to understand and NOT make the SAME MISTAKES over and over again and again)... well it isn't too big of a stretch of the imagination to realize that this nation was FOUNDED on the exploitation of one minority group of brown people or another... NOTHING is really different now. NOW, it is common and standard practice for corporate America to exploit Hispanic people here in the US AND it is pretty common for American companies to transfer their manufacturing plants overseas to exploit what we call third-world countries by paying the locals pennies on the dollar by comparison to what they would have to pay a local American citizen. This is NOTHING SHORT OF DISCRIMINATION... but we've become pretty good at that as nation.
For the RECORD... I really LOVE Mexican food and Hispanic culture. I REALLY WANT for them to learn ENGLISH and become CITIZENS instead of ILLEGAL ALIENS that are working under the table for scraps and undermine the REAL attempts by others to become LEGAL NATURALIZED CITIZENS that actually PAY TAXES and are NOT A BURDEN TO AN ALREADY STRAPPED SYSTEM.
I do NOT approve of people coming across the border ILLEGALLY to have ANCHOR BABIES here in this nation so they can reap the rewards of citizenship WITHOUT the actual sacrifice of their own rights, but here's the problem.
IF YOU ARE NOT AN AMERICAN CITIZEN... YOU DON'T HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS OTHER CITIZENS THAT DID GO THROUGH THE PROPER CHANNELS OF LEGAL IMMIGRANTS, LEARNING ENGLISH, PAYING TAXES, AND BECOMING A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY.
As far as I am concerned, I don't really care if they are here... I just want it to be legal. I want them to learn English. Hell, they can come over across the border by the truckload as far as I am concerned... as long as it is done legally.
Well, this has been the Quiet Mouse once again. Learn English, pay taxes, and become a productive member of society. The USA has been founded on immigrants and the labor of those unfortunate souls who seek to escape the political and economic of their former country. It is fine to be proud of your heritage, but if you come over to live in the USA... YOU ARE BECOMING AN AMERICAN... thus you are EXPECTED to learn the native majority language of ENGLISH!!! Becoming an American is NOT a free pass to live off government assistance and welfare. It is NOT a free pass to get food stamps, WIC, HUD VASH, or other benefits that YOU HAVE NOT PAID INTO THE POT FOR.
Between the excessive corporate greed and the illegal immigration that has undercut the American system and made it increasingly more difficult for the average American to actually earn a decent wage and take care of their families. EVERYONE dreams of a better life than the one they already have. We all do it. But the difference is those who take the proper path of legal citizenship vs. those who take the short cuts and the low road of indifference, greed, and laziness.
Peace. Love. Tolerance. Respect. Honesty. 

72 Virgins?

Welcome my friends, family, and fellow knowledge seekers. Now my readers know, or at least aught to know by now that I'm not prejudiced or racist. IN FACT, after spending 5 minutes with someone, I can guarantee that I could find about a dozen things I don't like about a person BESIDES their skin color or religious beliefs.
If you've read any of my past blogs you will realize that I poke fun at EVERYONE in general, although rich, arrogant people get ragged on a little more often... regardless... on with the funny.

It has been brought to my attention since the early part of the 2000's since we as a nation DID invade a couple Islamic countries illegally. But that's NOT the part I want to talk about today. Today I want to talk about suicide bombers, martyrs, and the idiots that believe in 72 virgins after their death.
Obviously I'm NOT the MOST religious person. To me blind faith is kinda like swiss cheese: it's full of holes and if you keep it out waving it around, it starts to stink. Moving on... I want to say up right now that I do NOT hate Muslim people or any other religious people. I DO believe that there are just as many insane assholes of fanatic religious zealots in the Christian and Jew faiths as well. There has been just as much violence on ALL sides as the religious wars NEVER seem to have an end, especially since the Middle East is over-ran with fighting that has been taking place SINCE BIBLICAL TIMES. For the record I am against ANY religion that teaches that it is somehow okay to MURDER other human beings... especially when the lame ass sucker got hooked into BLOWING HIMSELF UP... with the promise of virgins in the afterlife: 72 of them, as I have been told.
As I am sure, many of my readers will hold the sentiment that I do and wonder... "What the FUCK was that dude thinking?" I realize that pussy is an amazing thing, but I have to be honest in saying that virgins really ARE NOT that appealing over all.
"What what?? I can't believe you'd say that Quiet Mouse... you'd really give up the promise of tight pussy in the afterlife?"
YES! And I say this emphatically for a couple of reasons:
1) I don't have to DIE to fuck tight pussy! I can do that in THIS life WITHOUT blowing myself up.
2) You're seriously trying to tell me that the "virgins" up in "heaven" are really a) more than a bunch of hairy palmed nerds, fat chicks, and suicide bombers or child molesting priests? b) more than a HUGE SAUSAGE FEST... I haven't seen too many WOMEN willing to die for virgins in the afterlife.

Oh, and by the way... ANYONE who blows up and MURDERS other human beings in some lame ass jihad against the so called "infadel", in a theological perspective, would NOT be going to "heaven"... but rather the Christian HELL along with the child molesters, rapists, and murderers.
This is really funny to me considering that the religions of the Jews, Christians, and Islamic peoples ALL worship the SAME God... ergo... if there is a hell, ALL the religious assholes that have blown up, shot, murdered, or tortured in the NAME OF GOD... well, there is a special place for these losers in the seventh circle of hell reserved for being TOTAL DOUCHES... like Carrot Top and the pope, who happened to be one of Hitler's Nazi youth!!
Let's wrap this up by saying that dying, killing yourself and others to get laid is pretty fucking stupid. There are 7 BILLION people on the planet, better than half of whom are women... so if you can't get laid on THIS planet in THIS life... maybe you are so big of a loser. If you ARE that big of a loser, than go kill YOURSELF rather than suicide bombing and killing dozens or more innocents... cause that's pretty fucked up guys!
Also, for the record just because you support a certain religion does NOT mean that you need to throw away all reason and sanity. It is NEVER okay to perpetuate war and violence in the name of a religious institution that by nature was meant to be a source of hope, life, and inspiration... NOT a tool of violence for oppressive militaristic regimes called NATIONS... like the USA, Incorporated... the largest terrorist organization on the planet Earth. For all those who think that the Muslims are the only violent religious sect, just remember that Christians have been invading the "holy lands" and fighting, murdering, and destroying the area for a thousand years, probably longer... If we ALL have the SAME God... besides political agendas and empirilistic nation building... what really is all the fighting about? Semantics? Translations? Or the division of basic human knowledge, instincts, and human rights so we are easily conquerable by the tyrrany of the few at the expense of the masses. Just remember, please... EVERYONE, no matter how young or old, despite race, gender, sexual orientation... our basic human desire is to get BACK to the source of creation. You may call her Allah, Yahweh, Odin, goddess, God, Jesus, Krishna, or whatever. The human experience is pretty much the same all around the world, the ONLY difference is in how we perceive our realities in relation to others of different backgrounds and geographical proximities. It's really quite simple... it is US who have made things supremely difficult in THIS life... STOP worrying about what ISN'T... Worry about being a better person HERE and NOW for the sake of the children, loved ones, friends and family HERE rather than in some mystical after world that NO ONE has returned to tell the story of.
This has been the one and ONLY Quiet Mouse. Be good.
Peace. Love. Respect. Truth. THINK!!

SIZE of the PRIZE

Namaste and welcome back my friends, family, and fellow knowledge seekers.
I'm gonna try to keep this one brief, so let's jump right in and get started with this short discourse. Now I feel the need to say a few things up front. Many would have you believe that it is NOT the size of the prize, but the motion of the ocean that rocks a woman's world... Perhaps in some cases this is true...
but overall, I would stress the fact that MORE women than not would rather have a little bit thicker sausage to do the mattress mambo with downstairs... man attached too... well sometimes not...
Let's go a little deeper into this issue...  ba dum bump...
So far as I've been told and experienced first hand, it seems that TOO MANY WOMEN are receiving TOO LITTLE DICK on what is NOT a regular basis.
Here's some of the problems:
1) It's usually a BIG ASSHOLE attached to the BIG DICK.
2) MOST men are too arrogant or stupid to figure out that if they KEEP fucking the same woman the sex DOES get BETTER with repeated performance.
 
Now we talked about the insecurity of the male penis in a previous blog. We also talked about how women are just as insecure about their size, shape, etc. as men are about the size of his penis. So basically unless your man is hung like a 10" porn star... it would probably be a good idea for women to HELP teach their men to lick some pussy. Some men are willing to brave cosmetic surgery to make the penis bigger and some take pills, creams, and special lubricants to get and/or keep it up... NO THANKS.
 
As for women, some of the problem with sex is that people are like drug addicts when it comes to sex and self pleasure... meaning that they just can't or haven't gotten ENOUGH. This is more problematic for women because the g-spot is hard to reach with a small penis, or even a long tongue. MANY women would rather have a guy hung like a cheese wheel to stretch out the sides than to have a super LONG cock hitting the cervix. Moreover it is of increasing resentment and difficulty for men as I have been to the adult store and SEEN with my own eyes the rather LARGE and IRREGULAR shapes that they make self-pleasuring toys in. Now I think we can all agree that these dildos, vibrators, and "personal massagers" are generally phallic shaped... however, I was in the Navy and unfortunately have seen a lot of cocks personally, having worked in the medical field in various hospitals... and I have NEVER seen a human cock that looks like the toys at the adult store. Granted, the toys are specifically made for ease of use and maximum pleasure; MOSTLY FOR HER PLEASURE, AT THAT... like hitting the g-spot or with bunny ears for internal and external stimulation.  Again... this is a problem because human male anatomy is NOT equipped with "bunny ears" or a special attachment for anal sex.
Psst, psst, psst... I can hear the peanut gallery now... and I am chosing to ignore the side comments at the moment cause I KNOW that a lot of women don't like anal sex... to be continued on that subject.

Basically the point I am trying to make is that some women masturbate too much, and often when they do double click the mouse, it is with toys that will undoubtedly leave her unsatisfied when she finds a REAL man with a REAL dick. The average penis size for the world, in general, is only between 4 to 6 inches long... and that's not even talking about girth. Between a woman beating up the pussy with an over-sized dildo or manually busting up the clit til it doesn't work either... neither are really good omens for the desiring and desperate men out there in search of a strange piece of ass.

Moral of the story: PEOPLE ARE JUST FUCKED... hahahaha
What I mean is that very few people are happy with who they are as a person and even fewer people are happy with their physical self-image or with their god-given equipment or their genital gymnastic skills. My solution is simple, although people generally don't want to hear the simple, easy truths that could easily remedy said problems... are you ready? Listen up!!
WATCH SOME PORN TOGETHER AS A COUPLE. Dudes...exercise will increase your stamina. If you have a small penis, maybe you need to find a woman with a small pussy?? I think that's a really good suggestion. Also, don't go after the women who EVERY other guy is trying to fuck... chances are she has a LOOSE PUSSY... and you DON'T want that my son... no, no, no, no, no...
So to wrap this up like I always do... sometimes size DOES matter. But more of the time, personality, confidence, and perseverence CAN and DOES make up for an under-sized penis for most women.
Women and men are equally lacking self-confidence and are equally concerned about the size of said prize. After all you don't want to look like George Castanza from Seinfeld, after he got out of the pool, suffering from shrinkage. lol...
Slow down and work on the foreplay.
Well, be good to one another, bag it up, use protection AND don't forget to get your self and friends spayed and neutered to reduce the population, especially for those that like to hit bullseye and make a baby every time they get some. WRAP THE MEAT IF YOU'RE IN HEAT!!! This has been the one and ONLY Quiet Mouse.
Peace. Love. Respect. Empathy. Compassion. 

Gambling is STUPID!! M'Kay!

Hello and welcome back. Today I want to share a simple idea with you all: Gambling is really really STUPID!!
This is the one and only Quiet Mouse bringing information to your brain, a new perspective for your mind, and a paradigm shift away from the Matrix of what you THINK is reality.
 
Now I know that many people are HUGE... uh, sports fan's too, I mean. It is natural to find alliance with a local team, be it professional or amateur. It is natural for people to desire to "grow" their money from little into a lot. It is even natural for people to desire MORE than they currently have. America has bought into the dream of the Illuminati deception where the wealth of a once great nation is hoarded into the hands of the few at the expense of the masses... meanwhile WE are throwing away what little we have left based on arrogance, pride, and greed.
What got me thinking about the asinine human behavior of gambling is this: The other day I was surfing around online checking the news and I saw an article on Google News talking about how odds were placed in Vegas for gambling on who would be on the next cover of John Madden Football video game. Did you catch that? Not who was going to win the Super Bowl... NOT who was going to be #1 draft pick, and not even anything really monumental or meaning of anything significant really. This really shows me how ignorant people can be and they really WILL gamble on just about ANYTHING!
This subject got me thinking of larger societal issues... like money isn't really there at all, it's just a CONSTRUCT of the human imagination, a tool of the rich to manipulate and control the weak minded sheeple. This leads me inevitably to Wall Street: the largest pyramid scam of moving, laundering, and syphoning money away from the masses into the hoarded hands of the few. Wall Street is NOTHING short of gambling as MANY take risks and FEW make rewards.
The scam of the gambling halls, mega casinos, and Native American Indian reservations has bled an already economically strapped nation that is STILL reeling from the LAST economic collapse and looming on the horizon is yet ANOTHER impending melt-down.
My solution(s): STOP THROWING AWAY YOUR MONEY, TIME, AND RESOURCES. STOP WATCHING TELEVISION. READ MY BLOG ON HOW TO FREE YOURSELF FROM SLAVERY. FIND CONTENTMENT WITH WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE. STOP TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE JONES'. CUT UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS: IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT... YOU PROBABLY DON'T NEED IT. SPEND YOUR PRECIOUS TIME WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY and STOP WASTING IT ON FRIVOLOUS DISTRACTIONS.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this has been interesting. I hope it has been able to open your minds a little to see around the curve and perhaps one day open your eyes to the reality that IS... not the one they tell you you live in.
Peace. Love. Respect. Honesty. Compassion. Acceptance.

Go To The Doctor

Namaste and welcome back. Today I want to talk to my readers about health care... or sometimes the lack thereof... I blogged about this once before on Mr. Luther King Jr. day, but feel the need to expound and draw new inspiration from others, so let's jump in and get started.
 
It is shameful and tragic that people have to make decisions between their health and the cost of going to seek medical attention from a doctor or hospital... and NO, I'm NOT talking about Dr. Pepper, Dr. Phil, or Dr. Dre... but sometimes Dr. Mom.

The main basic point I am going to make today is that it is NOT worth the RISK to your personal well being to stay at home with a malady if you NEED to go to the doctor. I will list several potential reasons for why a person might just need to seek medical attention:
1)  If you have something funny growing on your crotch after a suspected bedroom terrorist has left you with an STD... it is MUCH BETTER to seek treatment than to ignore and HOPE that this irritation during urination will go away on its own... IT WON'T!!!
2) If you have a large abscess or tumor visibly growing on your body and it looks angry, pus filled, swollen, and/or infected... go to the doctor please. I've personally been out in public and seen these disgusting individuals with goiters, puss pockets, and abscessed pimply looking white heads the size of a fist... makes me want to VOMIT... gross.
3) MOREOVER... if you have ANY visible PUS, whether under or ON the skin... YOU NEED ANTIBIOTICS!!! Going to the doctor is generally considered much better than spreading your diseases and infections with others... GET SOME HELP!
4) If you are having ANY UN-EXPLAINABLE whether your pussy, back, arms, legs, neck, or head hurts... quit your bitching, smoke a joint, OR go to the doctor and seek out PROFESSIONAL TREATMENT. It may be a rare condition like fibromyalgia OR you might just be fucking BROKEN, like a torn muscle or hyper-extended joint, you know?

So to conclude: NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR WHINING AND BITCHING ABOUT THE SAME PROBLEM YOU HAVE HAD FOR MONTHS. Chronic issues CAN be dealt with and you DON'T  necessarily have to suffer. I am NOT trying to turn you into a hypochondriac or a pill popper... those are the people that go to the doctor TOO MUCH and ARE generally seeking pills like oxy's and vicodin's... hey I know a few people that do that... just whine enough until they get what they want... then that fucks it up for everyone else who ISN'T abusing their prescriptions and they CAN'T get the medicine they NEED because of those dumb-asses who abuse the system... grrrrrrr...
Ladies and gentlemen, this has been the one and ONLY Quiet Mouse. Take care of your body, mind, and soul. A little exercise might keep you away from the doctor. Keep it in your pants and away from the STD givers. An apple a day... as well as some other fruits and vegetables like bananas, strawberries, spinach, broccoli, and other greens will keep you away from the doctor's office as well. Oh, and ANOTHER thing... for all you pussies who hate getting shots... GET A FAT STRAW AND SUCK IT UP!!! It is FAR BETTER to get one or two little pussy shots in the arm or a little blood drawn than to keep being sick. You have been a whiny bitch for far too long if you are an adult and are afraid of needles. GROW THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH!!

St. Patrick's Day

Welcome back my friends, family, and fellow knowledge seekers to another edition of the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back. As I'm sure you all know, TODAY is St. Patrick's Day. If you're NOT Roman Catholic, you might not really give much of a hoot, but if you ARE of Irish ancestry then I think you, among many, will heed the call of the night.
 
I'm not really going to go into the history of this acclaimed dude, Saint Patrick, more than to just say that he was a pretty good dude, banished the snakes from Ireland and proclaimed himself the "voice of the Irish". My kids and I have a bit of Irish/Scottish ancestry and we are proud of that heritage... however, NOT being Catholic really makes me personally feel like this is yet just another excuse to have a drunken night of debauchery and lewd conduct... not that Americans really NEED yet another excuse to booze it up and get trashed, especially since the Irish WEREN'T always in favor as they once immigrated to the U.S. in waves during the Irish potato famine, approximately 10 years before the American Civil War. Not too many people know that the Irish, after arriving to their new home here in the states, were forced to work in deplorable, near slavery like conditions as indentured servants to pay for their way across the Atlantic Ocean to escape starvation during the potato famine.
 
ANYWAY... on with the blog...
Today being the annual holiday of the Irish brings back memories of younger days, drinking green beer, smoking green stuff, and partying it up all night long! Whatever your personal reason, whether you are Irish or not, have a good fun evening, don't drink too much, don't smoke too much, don't party too much... JUST ENOUGH :)

Oh, and don't forget to wear green... unless you WANT to be pinched, hahahahahaha
P.S. as mentioned in the above sticker... if it weren't for alcohol, the Irish would have taken over the world by now, lol... have a good, safe, happy holiday my friends. This has been the Quiet Mouse.
Peace. Love. Respect. Fun. Safe. GREEN.

NOBODY LISTENS!

Namaste and welcome back to the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back. Recently I have been made re-aware of a societal issue that is disastrous and  problematic to say the least. When you read the above title for this blog, I have NO DOUBT that it will bring a clear image into many readers minds. So let's explore some of those examples, shall we?

 

Now it has come to my attention how people really don't listen to one another now, especially since I have children, because let's be honest: kids really don't listen to adults. Now there is the obvious possibility that people in general "THINK" they "KNOW" everything so that stops them from listening. There is also the possibility that people have too much ear wax and can't hear. It is also possible that people listen to too much loud music and have gone deaf, therefore cannot hear. 

My personal opinion is more along the lines that people just don't care, ergo, they stop listening. 

It is particularly difficult with younger children, and with a general population that flat out DOESN'T want to learn or be taught. I think a lot of this stems from our broken and dysfunctional educational system where people are taught to be standardized humans, and learning is a chore or a punishment instead of a process of improvement, self-betterment, and life-long progress. 

 

So starting with our youth, now we have a population of flat out IDIOTS that care more about what's on TV than learning about science, history, math, or even basic English. That's a real pisser is when the people of an English speaking nation CAN'T EVEN SPEAK THEIR NATIVE LANGUAGE, let alone a second or third language. People in China, Japan, Korea, India, and other Asian nations ALL learn from an early age to speak not only their OWN language, but also their neighboring languages AND English, which Americans can't even learn their OWN ONE language.... and why? Because American idiot kids think that somehow learning and self-betterment is for losers and somehow uncool. FUCK THAT!

I must admit that it gets me quite frankly pissed off when I as an adult try to teach kids something and they look at you like you've just tried to poison them, or like a 3rd eyeball just popped out of my forehead. I get the look like I'm some kind of horrible monster trying to make them learn the most tedious things IMAGINABLE. Now this has NOT deterred me from my overall goal of teaching the youth. I personally have made learning an integral part of MY LIFE, and I oh so wish I could share that love of knowledge with my kids and other youth. But they just don't want to LISTEN. 

Adults aren't really that much better, especially considering that many people who are of a certain age (over 21) want to CALL themselves adults, but yet not act or think like adults. It's really shameful that not only are people dropping out of school or thinking that intelligence is somehow uncool, but it's really bad when they think that all of a sudden since high school is over that so is learning... like REALLY??? I have met grown men and women that can BARELY READ and WRITE. I have met so called adults that watch so much TV that their brains have rotted and turned into mush that they sound like a 3rd grader when they speak aloud.

What's worse is the fact that the stupidest people THINK they know everything and you cannot tell them otherwise without a fight. How immature. The SMARTEST person on the planet is the one who can admit to his/her self that he/she knows NOTHING... 

So what is the solution? I don't know. That's the smartest thing I can think to say. But I WILL keep looking into it and improving my communication skills because I DO believe it is very important to pass on the knowledge to the younger generations as well as helping educate my fellow adults, some of whom are ignorant and stupid by CHOICE... As always, I am open to suggestions, although rarely I receive them. Please keep leaving comments on my blog pages so I can not only be a better writer, but also a better human being. I don't think it is too much to ask of people to hold the bar a little higher to try to force people to raise their own standards to reach certain goals. In fact, I really think it is a disservice to kids to LOWER standards, and "no child left behind" has destroyed education and the smart kids just have given up and quit trying as the standards, not just in primary education, but in life in general have been made and set to the LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR. 

Basically it breaks down like this, in my opinion:

Kids don't listen to their parents or teachers.

Parents don't really listen to their kids or make themselves available.

Kids DO listen to their other stupid friends... only GOD knows why since their stupid friends are even dumber and know LESS than anything helpful or productive. 

Parent's don't really set a good example when they come home from work talking about how stupid their boss is when clearly the parent is the one who thinks they know everything... but clearly NOT, or else they would be the boss, not the asshole who has to keep correcting their shitty work.

On the flip side, the boss seldom listens to his employees, even when it is about ways to do things more efficiently... this is usually out of fear that the subordinate might one day take the boss' job. 

In fact, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that much ignorance and reason people stop listening is either from:

1) Lack of concern... stupidity... OR...

2) Just flat out LAZINESS... OR...

3) Fear of failure. It is amazing how stupid of behavior stems from this assinine fear of failure... here's the problem... YOU CAN'T SUCCEED IF YOU NEVER TRY TO GROW AND LEARN.

Furthermore, one of the WORST parts of being human is that we NEED to do everything about 100 times before we figure it out... UNFORTUNATELY we have a society of stupid, lazy, ignorant, un-listening people that either REFUSE TO EVEN TRY, or get easily frustrated and QUIT TRYING after a few measly, lame attempts, but more often, they don't even try at all... but then, then they want to bitch and complain about how life isn't fair or how everyone hates them, etc... among the multitude of excuses for not listening or not trying.

There is a reason why humans have evolved 2 ears and 1 mouth... and it really IS because we are SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TWICE AS MUCH AS WE SPEAK. Unfortunately, MOST people talk about 4 to 5 times as much as they listen... in fact, I believe, that MOST people DON'T LISTEN so much to the point that they really aren't listening to the other person in a conversation, but really more just WAITING FOR HIS/HER TURN TO SPEAK. It is amazing that we live in this digital age of communication and yet our interpersonal relationships/communications are WORSE than they have ever been. People have abandoned basic skills of learning, talking, and social interaction... many times out of sheer boredom... which is really the bane of humanity... we are slowly making the population stupider and stupider, less and less thoughtful and caring... all because we didn't want to listen to the people who ACTUALLY CARE and DO want the BEST for us. But I guess it really IS human nature to have to fuck up and figure everything out for SELF... we can't just take someone else's advice who has already made that same mistake... NOPE... we've got to do worse for ourselves... then we start the BLAME GAME.

I don't have much else to say. Keep trying to learn. Keep listening and improving communication between you and your loved ones... and please please please don't ever stop trying to teach the youth so they may not have to do everything the hard way... even though they probably are going to anyway. This has been the one and ONLY Quiet Mouse.

Peace. Love. Respect. LISTEN!!

Who Done DID... THAT??

Namaste and welcome back my friends, family, and fellow knowledge seekers. It has come to my attention recently about something disturbing. I don't mean to be judgemental, but for once I really NEED to say something about seeing multiple women well above 300 lbs, often probably around 400 lbs, toting about 4 kids into Wal-Mart all under the age of 5, none of which are dressed very well. Hair is not brushed, clothes are dirty. I feel much pity for these children, BUT I still wonder the MOST obvious question... WHO FUCKED THIS WOMAN? LET ALONE ENOUGH TIMES TO MAKE 4 RUG RATS???

I have blogged before about other social faux pas involved with Wal-Mart such as "Public Pajamas" and even in my most recent blog about the weakening gene pool, but THIS is beyond words. Now this may come off as rude, but I have a sincere feeling that those 4 kids were probably all from different dads too.
To the side for a moment, I want to talk about alcohol. I'm sure you've all heard of the notorious "BEER GOGGLES" that have been used to help UGLY people fuck and keep the UGLY gene pool alive for thousands of years. Now I don't know exactly how drunk a desperate man must have been, let alone 4 of them, BUT, it must have taken a shit load of alcohol or other hard drugs to get this man's penis hard enough to fuck, let alone hit BULLS EYE among the rolls upon rolls of fleshy, fatty tissues. For a man it would be easy to get off in this situation because he could fuck a fat woman ANYWHERE and get off (like in a roll... ewwww... gross). But... unless he's black, he'd have to have a King Kong schlong to wade through the rolls to get close enough to the pussy to bust a nut.
On a more sympathetic note, I DO understand the pains of childbirth and the resulting weight gain, BUT... there comes a time when sympathy and understanding hits a wall, and it is time for the individual to take responsibility for self. I know it is a lifestyle choice for some to be obese. Some it's genetic, but for MOST, it is a simple CHOICE that is being made to accept it as somehow okay to be morbidly obese. I'm not a nutritionist or a dietary consultant, but I can say this for sure: walking around Wal-Mart eating an ice-cream cone in February, can't even walk any longer, riding on a motor scooter down the aisles, followed by a small rainbow army of illegitimate, multi-racial children  is FUCKED UP!!
"Ma'am... please put down the ice cream cone and walk away!"

Now I have to address the men who did this act. HOW?!? I know that everyone subconsciously seeks and desires LOVE... but sex does not equal love. Self esteem and a good value system would be a good place to start when thinking about kids, NOT just the concern for picking up STRANGE at the local pub which is how you got in this mess in the first place.
I wish people would have more self esteem to NOT just be okay with being obese or fucking the first person that shows you any positive attention. Happiness comes from within and it doesn't come from random sexual encounters, but rather from intimacy and a shared bond of love.
As for the obesity, I urge overweight people to seek help. If not for yourself, then for those children and the ones you love. There is so much joy in just being able to get down on your hands and knees to play with your kids, or to run around with them... that's hard to do on a motor scooter when you're eating an ice cream cone in February.
Wake up and think. Be active because life isn't some distant land in the clouds in the afterlife. NO. Life is HERE and NOW. If you only get 1, you should stop wasting time and make this one worth it.
This has been the Quiet Mouse.
THINK. PUT THE FORK DOWN. EXERCISE YOUR BODY AND YOUR BRAIN.

In MY Opinion

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, welcome to the spectacle known as the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back. This is a blog where I share MY opinions and I leave open ended questions where I generally HOPE that people will respond BACK to me with questions or YOUR own opinions. That being said, I guess I will get started because, obviously, I have a few things I want to say for your thoughts, perspectives, and reading pleasure.

In MY opinion, the REAL terrorists in the world are those who wear suits and ties and sit behind the scenes while they send young men and women of lower station to die for their OWN personal and political agendas.
In MY opinion, women are just as capable of doing MOST things as men are... however peeing standing up is NOT one of these things.
In MY opinion, people have the capacity to do many amazing things, but NOT the courage to break the status quo.
In MY opinion, NOT every baby is born cute... quite frankly, there are some ugly people who fuck and make some ugly kids. Some people should NOT be allowed to reproduce... you're DNA is weakening the gene pool.
In MY opinion, black people should probably stop bitching about white people, especially since MOST rap music is listened to by WHITE CHILDREN.
In MY opinion, white people need to ACCEPT that we are NEVER going to be as cool as the black guys, and for many, NOT AS WELL HUNG either.
In MY opinion, parents need to STOP lying to their children about the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy. Everyone KNOWS that MOM is the tooth fairy... plus the stories don't make sense. If your kids want candy, go buy them some. If you want them to be nice, teach them that EVERY day is a holiday and EVERY day should be cherished and love shared with friends, family and community.
In MY opinion, people need to admit that EVERYONE IS MENTALLY ILL.
In MY opinion, the educational system in this nation is an abomination and a total disservice to ALL who attend public schools funded by the government. Kids are set up for failure by the system that is more bent on standardizing your children when they WEREN'T BORN IN A COOKIE CUTTER.
In MY opinion, if you want to do your kids a favor, teach them to be a free thinking INDIVIDUAL instead of just one of the SHEEPLE.
In MY opinion, if you want something done a specific way, either PAY someone to do it, or just do it yourself.
In MY opinion, if you are over 65, you should have to take the driving portion of the licensing test EVERY YEAR until death.
In MY opinion, exercise SHOULD be a mandatory part of the workplace, as well as a nap, to improve energy and productivity.
In MY opinion, there are 3 things that transcend any language or cultural barriers: Music, Sex, and Cannabis.
In MY opinion, the BEST days are the ones that you have NOTHING to do but sleep in, have wake-up sex, and go back to sleep again.

Well for now this is the end. Join me next time for another exciting edition. I am the Quiet Mouse.
Peace. Love. Respect. Compassion. Empathy. Truth.

Pussy STRIKE!!

Have you ever thought that it really is indeed WOMEN that run the world incognito, behind the scenes? There is some kind of famous quote that states "behind every great man is a greater woman"... perhaps this is true?

Welcome back fellow friends, family, and knowledge seekers to another edition of the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back. Today I would like to open your minds, especially women, as I provide an alternative to the idiocy and thoughtlessness of today's society.
What if... and trust me this is purely hypothetical, but what if... women STOPPED putting out the pussy for asshole men?
Now being as I AM a man, I am allowed to make these hypothetical conjectures, just the same as I am allowed to talk about ridiculous things like a "DICKEY"...
I'm sure you are wondering what this above mentioned word actually means. If you're a dude, you may just understand that a dickey is a hickey on the tip of your penis from too much sucking on the head, but I just threw that out there as an example of all the ridiculous things I CAN and WILL talk about... for now... on with the freak show...
As for the PUSSY STRIKE... I really think a lot of man's problems would be solved by this simple expression of a woman's anger and frustration with the male counterparts of our human species. Why if globally, pussy was held out for one day, or even two days consecutively? Why hell we could get an end to cannabis/hemp prohibition. We could FIX the inter-gender communication issues. We could end the torture in Guantanamo Bay. We could put an END to the senseless wars and violence started by old war-mongering men that are insecure with the size of their frail, shriveled penises (why do you think they keep paying the pharmaceutical companies to make Viagra, Cialis, and other boner pills???).

Here is the problem, however... men really haven't evolved evolutionarily quite the same way that women have. Let's be honest, please, MOST men haven't really gotten too far past CAVE MAN status as they really only think of a few things: alcohol, boobs, sports, and pussy... and sometimes the dreaded work... oh, and violence (can't forget that). And ladies, I'm sure you've ALL seen the under-educated, protruding forehead, square jaw, testosterone driven Neanderthals running amock pretending to be decent gentlemen in their three piece monkey suits, but do NOT be fooled by the metro-look of the wild animal known as man.
Unfortunately, it is the fallacy of men that when withheld of what he really wants, it is his inclination to TAKE it. As good of an idea as it would be for women to hold out the pussy from men, it is a highly likely possibility that man would just TAKE what he wanted from the woman. This is really sad and pathetic. Many married men might be able to go a few days without pussy because they get used to it being withheld from time to time from their spouse. He might have to jump through a few hoops to get the pussy and even then it is still NOT a gurantee for some dudes... just saying. But for the single bachelor man... I fear for my women that RAPE would happen :(
This is NOT a blog to instill fear of men upon women, in fact, it is actually just a hypothetical theory as to what would happen (and it WON'T) if women held out the pussy. The TRUTH is that women are JUST as horny and crude as men are... and YES, I HAVE heard women talk about sex and they give even MORE detail than just "did you hit that?" Women like to know about penis length, girth, and the motion of the ocean... plus how long it lasted. NO ONE LIKES THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT "COULDN'T KEEP IT UP". Don't be fooled, SOME women would like you to believe that it is ALL men that are perverts and assholes, but I beg to differ. There are MANY women, especially when you are looking online match making sites, that come onto dudes like a DRUNKEN PROM DATE. I have said this before and I must say this again: if you treat yourself like a whore, that's exactly how you will be treated in return by the opposite gender. YES... it is true that men need to respect women MORE. On the flip side of that coin, though, men and women equally need to have MORE SELF-RESPECT and HOLD OUT the PENIS or the PUSSY... UNTIL... he/she finds the RIGHT person that will LOVE him/her unconditionally and the SEX will be the ICING on the cake, where the relationship itself is the cake. I must say for sure that sex is soooo much BETTER when the two people involved LOVE one another.
I'd like to take this moment to sum up and finalize my thoughts. First, a pussy strike would only work for a short period of time, but would be highly useful in creating some REAL change. Second, EVERYONE needs to treat one another with MORE RESPECT. We are NOT all tools of excitement and pleasure, but rather REAL human beings with emotions and needs, physically, spiritually, and emotionally... and should be treated as such. If you don't respect YOURSELF, how can you validly ask for respect from OTHERS? Lastly... sex is NOT our over-riding human function. It is amazing how men and women equally can LOSE THEIR MINDS over some sex, or lack thereof. If we are to be MORE than just mere animals focused on nothing more than our mere reproduction, then why don't people just get neutered or spayed like their pets? Then they could fuck like rabbits with no consequence other than stopping the spread of STD's... just saying.
Well, this is it folks, we're down to the end here. For now I bid you all farewell. Good day and good luck. If you ARE gonna get some... use protection... it's called YOUR BRAIN. SEX = KIDS. PERIOD. If you don't want kids, either don't fuck, use protection, or get snipped.
This has been the one and ONLY Quiet Mouse.
Peace. Love. Trust. Truth. Empathy. Thought.

Broken Promises & A Broken Honor System

Welcome back. I know many of my readers catch a blog here and there. Few are long term followers and some people have said they would read, but eventually forgot or never really intended to do so in the first place, but for some reason placated me into believing they would read it. I know that people are often tired of hearing the TRUTH, heaven forbid... I realize that at times the world can seem dark and grey. People want to be entertained and distracted from the REALITY of the world we live in instead of looking hard into the mirror and staring face to face with the person who is MOST OF OUR own WORST ENEMIES.

I don't claim to possess all the critical knowledge of the world, galaxy, or universe. I am not a major in theology, anthropology, or psychology, but rather I am a humble man who loves to cook and loves to write. I do not ask for much from life, but I DO ask those who read my blogs to please give me feedback, whether you agree or disagree with my stances or opinions on certain issues. What's for sure is that people love boobs. I can hear the peanut gallery... kinda sounds like Beavis and Butthead... "Hehe, uh, hehe... this is it Beavis... we're finally gonna score!"

Sorry I have to be the bearer of bad news... why do they always have to kill the messenger? The truth is that I don't want to write a happy blog about boobs or sex... boy that sure gets the blood flowing and might actually get someone to tune in and read an entire blog instead of just skimming through and speed reading the page until a spontaneous word like BONER stands out above the rest... why do you think I capitalize words in the middle of a sentence? It is NOT because I don't understand basic grammar... even though I DID get a "C" most years in elementary through high school in English class. Today I would rather talk about broken promises...

It seems ironic to me that back in the day, even when I was a younger man how simple things like a signature or a handshake actually MEANT SOMETHING besides foregone formality that no one holds dear any longer. These simple acts used to signify a person's HONOR and COMMITMENT, often used to seal a deal or a promise to repay a debt. But WHERE oh WHERE has this honor disappeared to? I mean, people run up credit cards, car payments, mortgages, etc... all without really having the intention to pay their debts... or they started with the "best intentions"... however the road to hell is paved with the "best intentions".

So what does it all mean? Why have we broken down this way? Can we ever recover our integrity? Or is it just a downward spiral that will continue to send both the citizen and the nation into OBLIVION?

Okay, admittedly, the last sentence was a little dramatic, but it is not really a stretch of the imagination to understand a simple concept. Each citizen is a representative of the WHOLE. Follow me please... The higher the PERSONAL debt goes up, with each unpaid bill, the over-all NATIONAL debt is continuing to rise as well. Now YOU as a person are NOT directly responsible for the asinine spending by the White House or the Defense Department or the DHS. YOU did not want to buy bombs, bullets, and bullshit... NO... you just wanted a nice car, a stylish cell phone, laptop computer, jewelry, fancy home, rock star lifestyle, and a plethora of STUFF that you DON'T REALLY NEED... it was all just so innocent when you were keeping up with the Jones'... Well, that is until the bill comes in.

I'm going to break away from topic for a moment, because I want to shed some light upon an otherwise grim topic. I want to talk about relationships. 

The aforementioned title to this blog also relates to relationships. It is my sad belief that something terrible has occurred in my lifetime. Due to the fact that there are TOO MANY people on this planet, the value of ONE single life has diminished, and I think people can feel it on a basic level as they feel their personal importance devalued because people are smarter as individuals than the exact same person is when he/she functions as an idiot within society as a whole. There is a strange phenomena that when otherwise intelligent people get around other humans it's like the brain gets thrown out the window, logic gets a back-seat, and people start acting like SHEEPLE among the HERD. 

This along with the other by-products of the "throw-away" society we live in... there really is NO honor system left. We tell the people we OWE promises, but break them. We tell the people we LOVE promises, but we break them. We tell OURSELVES lies and promises, but we break them as well.... because we have NO commitment, especially to the TRUTH, OR OTHER PEOPLE. We set out to mean well, but greed and fear out-vote or out-rule the otherwise COMPETENT INTELLECTUAL MIND into the negligent spiral of HERD MENTALITY. I have said it before and I feel the need to repeat and keep saying it again for those who have lost a sense of what is REAL and what is the Matrix of illusion. THINGS HAVE USE. PEOPLE HAVE VALUE. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. And yet so many people, especially Americans have their priorities fucked up. We let corporations tell us what is what instead of standing up and defending our OWN HONOR and that of our fellow brothers and sisters. We are INDEBTED SLAVES to a system that is hell-bent on destroying us as individuals and our very way of life. 

Lack of honor (lies, fear, and greed) is what caused us to start two wars as a nation, un-Constitutionally in the foreign lands of Iraq and Afghanistan... and potentially yet ANOTHER war as we have Iran surrounded and at boiling point for WWIII.

If you make a promise, honor it. If you love something or someone, defend it. If you have something, respect it. If you want it to last, take care of it. These are NOT abstract concepts NOR are they the stuff of PIPE DREAMS... THIS IS REALITY. It is much simpler than we have made it, because we live a life of boredom, constantly trying to alleviate this mundane monotony via ANY MEANS NECESSARY, and often many means UNNECESSARY. 

For now I bid you all adieu as you spend the next minute pondering this message, if even at all. I do not have all the answers and I cannot change the past. I cannot see the future for it does NOT really exist. All that is real is the forever NOW and each "day" as the light emerges from the horizon only gives each of us another chance to do things the RIGHT and PROPER way. Today is a PRESENT, for it is a gift... of life, liberty and the PURSUIT of happiness. Enjoy it while you can. The rest of the SHEEPLE and MORALITY POLICE are coming to take it away, hee hee, ha ha, ho ho... to the funny farm where the flowers chirp and the birds bloom, and everyone is happy... Nope life isn't a Dr. Demento song either... it's ONLY what YOU make of it... so how about making it a good one?

This has been the one and only Quiet Mouse.

Peace. Love. Respect. Honor. Truth. Compassion. Empathy. Silver lining.