Namaste and welcome back my friends, family, and fellow knowledge seekers.
I'm gonna try to keep this one brief, so let's jump right in and get started with this short discourse. Now I feel the need to say a few things up front. Many would have you believe that it is NOT the size of the prize, but the motion of the ocean that rocks a woman's world... Perhaps in some cases this is true...
but overall, I would stress the fact that MORE women than not would rather have a little bit thicker sausage to do the mattress mambo with downstairs... man attached too... well sometimes not...
Let's go a little deeper into this issue...
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So far as I've been told and experienced first hand, it seems that TOO MANY WOMEN are receiving TOO LITTLE DICK on what is NOT a regular basis.
Here's some of the problems:
1) It's usually a BIG ASSHOLE attached to the BIG DICK.
2) MOST men are too arrogant or stupid to figure out that if they KEEP fucking the same woman the sex DOES get BETTER with repeated performance.
Now we talked about the insecurity of the male penis in a previous blog. We also talked about how women are just as insecure about their size, shape, etc. as men are about the size of his penis. So basically unless your man is hung like a 10" porn star... it would probably be a good idea for women to HELP teach their men to lick some pussy. Some men are willing to brave cosmetic surgery to make the penis bigger and some take pills, creams, and special lubricants to get and/or keep it up... NO THANKS.
As for women, some of the problem with sex is that people are like drug addicts when it comes to sex and self pleasure... meaning that they just can't or haven't gotten ENOUGH. This is more problematic for women because the g-spot is hard to reach with a small penis, or even a long tongue. MANY women would rather have a guy hung like a cheese wheel to stretch out the sides than to have a super LONG cock hitting the cervix. Moreover it is of increasing resentment and difficulty for men as I have been to the adult store and SEEN with my own eyes the rather LARGE and IRREGULAR shapes that they make self-pleasuring toys in. Now I think we can all agree that these dildos, vibrators, and "personal massagers" are generally phallic shaped... however, I was in the Navy and unfortunately have seen a lot of cocks personally, having worked in the medical field in various hospitals... and I have NEVER seen a human cock that looks like the toys at the adult store. Granted, the toys are specifically made for ease of use and maximum pleasure; MOSTLY FOR HER PLEASURE, AT THAT... like hitting the g-spot or with bunny ears for internal and external stimulation. Again... this is a problem because human male anatomy is NOT equipped with "bunny ears" or a special attachment for anal sex.
Psst, psst, psst... I can hear the peanut gallery now... and I am chosing to ignore the side comments at the moment cause I KNOW that a lot of women don't like anal sex... to be continued on that subject.
Basically the point I am trying to make is that some women masturbate too much, and often when they do double click the mouse, it is with toys that will undoubtedly leave her unsatisfied when she finds a REAL man with a REAL dick. The average penis size for the world, in general, is only between 4 to 6 inches long... and that's not even talking about girth. Between a woman beating up the pussy with an over-sized dildo or manually busting up the clit til it doesn't work either... neither are really good omens for the desiring and desperate men out there in search of a strange piece of ass.
Moral of the story: PEOPLE ARE JUST FUCKED... hahahaha
What I mean is that very few people are happy with who they are as a person and even fewer people are happy with their physical self-image or with their god-given equipment or their genital gymnastic skills. My solution is simple, although people generally don't want to hear the simple, easy truths that could easily remedy said problems... are you ready? Listen up!!
WATCH SOME PORN TOGETHER AS A COUPLE. Dudes...exercise will increase your stamina. If you have a small penis, maybe you need to find a woman with a small pussy?? I think that's a really good suggestion. Also, don't go after the women who EVERY other guy is trying to fuck... chances are she has a LOOSE PUSSY... and you DON'T want that my son... no, no, no, no, no...
So to wrap this up like I always do... sometimes size DOES matter. But more of the time, personality, confidence, and perseverence CAN and DOES make up for an under-sized penis for most women.
Women and men are equally lacking self-confidence and are equally concerned about the size of said prize. After all you don't want to look like George Castanza from Seinfeld, after he got out of the pool, suffering from shrinkage. lol...
Slow down and work on the foreplay.
Well, be good to one another, bag it up, use protection AND don't forget to get your self and friends spayed and neutered to reduce the population, especially for those that like to hit bullseye and make a baby every time they get some. WRAP THE MEAT IF YOU'RE IN HEAT!!! This has been the one and ONLY Quiet Mouse.
Peace. Love. Respect. Empathy. Compassion.
I'm gonna try to keep this one brief, so let's jump right in and get started with this short discourse. Now I feel the need to say a few things up front. Many would have you believe that it is NOT the size of the prize, but the motion of the ocean that rocks a woman's world... Perhaps in some cases this is true...
but overall, I would stress the fact that MORE women than not would rather have a little bit thicker sausage to do the mattress mambo with downstairs... man attached too... well sometimes not...
Let's go a little deeper into this issue...
So far as I've been told and experienced first hand, it seems that TOO MANY WOMEN are receiving TOO LITTLE DICK on what is NOT a regular basis.
Here's some of the problems:
1) It's usually a BIG ASSHOLE attached to the BIG DICK.
2) MOST men are too arrogant or stupid to figure out that if they KEEP fucking the same woman the sex DOES get BETTER with repeated performance.
Now we talked about the insecurity of the male penis in a previous blog. We also talked about how women are just as insecure about their size, shape, etc. as men are about the size of his penis. So basically unless your man is hung like a 10" porn star... it would probably be a good idea for women to HELP teach their men to lick some pussy. Some men are willing to brave cosmetic surgery to make the penis bigger and some take pills, creams, and special lubricants to get and/or keep it up... NO THANKS.
As for women, some of the problem with sex is that people are like drug addicts when it comes to sex and self pleasure... meaning that they just can't or haven't gotten ENOUGH. This is more problematic for women because the g-spot is hard to reach with a small penis, or even a long tongue. MANY women would rather have a guy hung like a cheese wheel to stretch out the sides than to have a super LONG cock hitting the cervix. Moreover it is of increasing resentment and difficulty for men as I have been to the adult store and SEEN with my own eyes the rather LARGE and IRREGULAR shapes that they make self-pleasuring toys in. Now I think we can all agree that these dildos, vibrators, and "personal massagers" are generally phallic shaped... however, I was in the Navy and unfortunately have seen a lot of cocks personally, having worked in the medical field in various hospitals... and I have NEVER seen a human cock that looks like the toys at the adult store. Granted, the toys are specifically made for ease of use and maximum pleasure; MOSTLY FOR HER PLEASURE, AT THAT... like hitting the g-spot or with bunny ears for internal and external stimulation. Again... this is a problem because human male anatomy is NOT equipped with "bunny ears" or a special attachment for anal sex.
Psst, psst, psst... I can hear the peanut gallery now... and I am chosing to ignore the side comments at the moment cause I KNOW that a lot of women don't like anal sex... to be continued on that subject.
Basically the point I am trying to make is that some women masturbate too much, and often when they do double click the mouse, it is with toys that will undoubtedly leave her unsatisfied when she finds a REAL man with a REAL dick. The average penis size for the world, in general, is only between 4 to 6 inches long... and that's not even talking about girth. Between a woman beating up the pussy with an over-sized dildo or manually busting up the clit til it doesn't work either... neither are really good omens for the desiring and desperate men out there in search of a strange piece of ass.
Moral of the story: PEOPLE ARE JUST FUCKED... hahahaha
What I mean is that very few people are happy with who they are as a person and even fewer people are happy with their physical self-image or with their god-given equipment or their genital gymnastic skills. My solution is simple, although people generally don't want to hear the simple, easy truths that could easily remedy said problems... are you ready? Listen up!!
WATCH SOME PORN TOGETHER AS A COUPLE. Dudes...exercise will increase your stamina. If you have a small penis, maybe you need to find a woman with a small pussy?? I think that's a really good suggestion. Also, don't go after the women who EVERY other guy is trying to fuck... chances are she has a LOOSE PUSSY... and you DON'T want that my son... no, no, no, no, no...
So to wrap this up like I always do... sometimes size DOES matter. But more of the time, personality, confidence, and perseverence CAN and DOES make up for an under-sized penis for most women.
Women and men are equally lacking self-confidence and are equally concerned about the size of said prize. After all you don't want to look like George Castanza from Seinfeld, after he got out of the pool, suffering from shrinkage. lol...
Slow down and work on the foreplay.
Well, be good to one another, bag it up, use protection AND don't forget to get your self and friends spayed and neutered to reduce the population, especially for those that like to hit bullseye and make a baby every time they get some. WRAP THE MEAT IF YOU'RE IN HEAT!!! This has been the one and ONLY Quiet Mouse.
Peace. Love. Respect. Empathy. Compassion.
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