Welcome to another edition of the QM Strikes Back. I'm gonna keep this one real short but I want to comment on the difference between REAL pimps and gangsters vs. these wanna-be punks running around these days calling themselves "pimps and gangsters".
Now the REAL TRUTH about pimping is that a REAL dude doesn't have to dress like a pimp.
Pimping is NOT about how many ho's you have in your stables either.
REAL pimps and gangsters don't have to front or talk shit because he KNOWS what's up and KNOWS he's got it.
A REAL pimp doesn't have to brag about his bitches and ho's and doesn't keep count of how many ladies he's got.
A REAL pimp doesn't start fights or act overly tough because he rolls hard and doesn't have to talk himself up in front of others... kinda like Cane from Kung Fu... walk softly and carry a big stick.
Now I'm gonna list a few common pimping phrases for your reading amusement.
"Carry a cane to keep 'em sane... cuz crazy-ass Ho's don't make no dough!" - Bad Boy Ike
"Pimp-in ain’t easy... so keep your Ho’s sleazy and you know they'll keep your fingers greasy." - "Big Bo$$" Playa
"Room is the key when you hung to the knee." - Gold Member
"To Pimp a Ho, or not... That ain't the question. The question is: How many Hos to make a knot?" - The Don Lebrone
"Keep those Hos nice... and they’ll keep you in ice." - Big Dollar Leroy
"Keep your pimp hand strong and your girls working long." - Smok'n Sherm Williams
"Ain't no bidness like the Ho bidness!" - Sweet Sugar Brown
Well pimps and players out there, sounds like you better get yourself and your ho's in check. Keep the pimp hand strong, walk softly like Cane and carry a big stick (in your pants)... and always remember: PIMPIN' AINT EASY!!
This has been the one and ONLY Quiet Mouse. Hopefully you have smiled and laughed for a moment today.
Peace. Love. Respect. Pimp Juice.
Now the REAL TRUTH about pimping is that a REAL dude doesn't have to dress like a pimp.
Pimping is NOT about how many ho's you have in your stables either.
REAL pimps and gangsters don't have to front or talk shit because he KNOWS what's up and KNOWS he's got it.
A REAL pimp doesn't have to brag about his bitches and ho's and doesn't keep count of how many ladies he's got.
A REAL pimp doesn't start fights or act overly tough because he rolls hard and doesn't have to talk himself up in front of others... kinda like Cane from Kung Fu... walk softly and carry a big stick.
Now I'm gonna list a few common pimping phrases for your reading amusement.
"Carry a cane to keep 'em sane... cuz crazy-ass Ho's don't make no dough!" - Bad Boy Ike
"Pimp-in ain’t easy... so keep your Ho’s sleazy and you know they'll keep your fingers greasy." - "Big Bo$$" Playa
"Room is the key when you hung to the knee." - Gold Member
"To Pimp a Ho, or not... That ain't the question. The question is: How many Hos to make a knot?" - The Don Lebrone
"Keep those Hos nice... and they’ll keep you in ice." - Big Dollar Leroy
"Keep your pimp hand strong and your girls working long." - Smok'n Sherm Williams
"Ain't no bidness like the Ho bidness!" - Sweet Sugar Brown
Well pimps and players out there, sounds like you better get yourself and your ho's in check. Keep the pimp hand strong, walk softly like Cane and carry a big stick (in your pants)... and always remember: PIMPIN' AINT EASY!!
This has been the one and ONLY Quiet Mouse. Hopefully you have smiled and laughed for a moment today.
Peace. Love. Respect. Pimp Juice.
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