Wednesday, March 7, 2012

In MY Opinion

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, welcome to the spectacle known as the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back. This is a blog where I share MY opinions and I leave open ended questions where I generally HOPE that people will respond BACK to me with questions or YOUR own opinions. That being said, I guess I will get started because, obviously, I have a few things I want to say for your thoughts, perspectives, and reading pleasure.

In MY opinion, the REAL terrorists in the world are those who wear suits and ties and sit behind the scenes while they send young men and women of lower station to die for their OWN personal and political agendas.
In MY opinion, women are just as capable of doing MOST things as men are... however peeing standing up is NOT one of these things.
In MY opinion, people have the capacity to do many amazing things, but NOT the courage to break the status quo.
In MY opinion, NOT every baby is born cute... quite frankly, there are some ugly people who fuck and make some ugly kids. Some people should NOT be allowed to reproduce... you're DNA is weakening the gene pool.
In MY opinion, black people should probably stop bitching about white people, especially since MOST rap music is listened to by WHITE CHILDREN.
In MY opinion, white people need to ACCEPT that we are NEVER going to be as cool as the black guys, and for many, NOT AS WELL HUNG either.
In MY opinion, parents need to STOP lying to their children about the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy. Everyone KNOWS that MOM is the tooth fairy... plus the stories don't make sense. If your kids want candy, go buy them some. If you want them to be nice, teach them that EVERY day is a holiday and EVERY day should be cherished and love shared with friends, family and community.
In MY opinion, people need to admit that EVERYONE IS MENTALLY ILL.
In MY opinion, the educational system in this nation is an abomination and a total disservice to ALL who attend public schools funded by the government. Kids are set up for failure by the system that is more bent on standardizing your children when they WEREN'T BORN IN A COOKIE CUTTER.
In MY opinion, if you want to do your kids a favor, teach them to be a free thinking INDIVIDUAL instead of just one of the SHEEPLE.
In MY opinion, if you want something done a specific way, either PAY someone to do it, or just do it yourself.
In MY opinion, if you are over 65, you should have to take the driving portion of the licensing test EVERY YEAR until death.
In MY opinion, exercise SHOULD be a mandatory part of the workplace, as well as a nap, to improve energy and productivity.
In MY opinion, there are 3 things that transcend any language or cultural barriers: Music, Sex, and Cannabis.
In MY opinion, the BEST days are the ones that you have NOTHING to do but sleep in, have wake-up sex, and go back to sleep again.

Well for now this is the end. Join me next time for another exciting edition. I am the Quiet Mouse.
Peace. Love. Respect. Compassion. Empathy. Truth.

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