Thursday, December 25, 2014

Last Minute Christmas Gift Idea

Namaste and welcome to another exciting posting of the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back. Thanks for joining me on this wonderful Christmas holiday. I hope all my readers are enjoying their day so far, and I most certainly hope you all have a wonderful Christmas night ;)

In this day and age it is sometimes difficult to find the right gift for your husband, wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend. In the spirit of giving, if you are unable to think of the right gift, or you are unable to afford the finer things in life then I suggest giving  your partner ORAL SEX. Ladies, there is no better present than a blowjob. Now this might require some work ethic, but you'll have a happy man and a great holiday spirit. Fellas, this coin has a flip side that comes around when you decide your gift is going DOWN south to Virginia for the all night pink taco stand. Do  your duty and you might also get some booty, if you feel what I'm saying.
The gift of love is free and doesn't cost you a dime. Your partner will DEFINITELY be getting what he/she wants... a big orgasm. YEP, I said it, an ORGASM. Hey, there's a real reason that September and October have the most births of any other months... someone's been spreading the holiday cheer...
Giving your partner a loving BJ or some tantalizing cunnilingus is the gift that keeps on giving even if you've already brought presents it would just be the icing on the cake. Don't worry about bills and returning gifts, give the one that comes from the heart and tongue: ORAL SEX.
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