Welcome back my friends and fellow knowledge seekers to another short edition of the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back! It's been a few days since I've written a blog and of course good old facebook got me thinking about a blog topic since I posted a picture recently about eating pussy. APPARENTLY... it's not fashionable to talk about things like that on Facebook since that site is so G-rated... hahahaahahahahaha... as if... meanwhile people can post their drama filled lives and political commentary, social faux pas, and down right bitching and complaining about life and everything... but I can't talk about pussy???
Okay, so I decided to write about this topic on my blog rather than hear the haters come out of the woodwork to bitch at me because I LOVE to eat pussy. Now I am going to reiterate this fact again... I LOVE TO EAT PUSSY!
That being said, I still DO have to ponder why bringing something like this up would cause so much ado about nothing. My analytical mind tells me that the haters are gonna hate for one of three reasons. Please allow me to explain...
If you are a hater against eating pussy it is because of:
a. You are NOT getting your pussy eaten enough!
b. You are a bitch nigga and you are NOT eating enough pussy!!
c. Your religion makes you feel guilty for EVERYTHING that feels good in life calling it a "sin"!
Now for the religious zealots out there who make up group C, I have this to say: WTF is wrong with you?? Seriously? Many of my readers have read my blog called "Suck His Dick". This blog is NO different only talking about eating pussy instead of a mouth full of cock, now can you feel me?
Sometimes, fellas, you need to go downtown and have a full blown clambake and just go to town eating at the all night pink taco stand. And I'm not talking about this down and out shit either, guys, no, no, no... I'm talking about growing gills and not coming up until your face looks like a sugar frosted donut!
"Ew Quiet Mouse, that's so gross."
I can hear the peanut gallery again, but I am going to strongly disagree with a few points.
MEN: Let's be honest, okay... You ALL want your dick sucked right? Right!
WOMEN: Let's be honest okay... You ALL want a man with a 10 inch tongue that you can face plant and ride like a pony.
Now we all have to live with some disappointments in life, but this SHOULD NOT be one of those times. As I have suggested in the past, so shall I relay this information again. If you have NO technique and don't know what you are doing in bed, buy some porn, watch a video, go to a passion party, get a Cosmo magazine or SOMETHING! This is 2012 people, ignorance is NOT an acceptable excuse any longer for not pleasing your woman DUDES!!
I suspect you are wondering what the secret technique is to licking a good pussy, and I'll let you know. Dilligence and communication. You look confused... yeah YOU... don't look behind your shoulder I'm talking to YOU... listen up! As for the dilligence you need to just strap in for the haul, get out your scuba goggles and snorkel or whatever you need and get ready to DIVE DIVE DIVE like a submarine.
Now like any good sailor there are a few rules to eating pussy that one seaman will share with another.
a. IF IT SMELLS LIKE FISH... ABANDON SHIP!!
b. the BEST time to eat pussy is straight out of the shower!
c. Find the clit!!!!
Now this is where the good communication comes in and this is what separates the MEN from the boys... seriously! There is a good way to ask what a woman needs and desires in the throws of intimacy or just a good old romp in the hay. Just remember that more than 90% of all communication is via body language.
Be one with the pussy, lick the pussy, LOVE the pussy! And if you just flat out do NOT know what you are doing, ASK HER WHAT FEELS NICE... I bet she knows the EXACT spot that feels the best. This is NOT a strike against your supposed "manhood" which is only a false bravado for your insecurity of the size of your penis, but I'll tell you this... if you make her cum with your tongue... it really isn't gonna matter how big or small your penis is... seriously!
Now FELLAS, please, please, please do NOT just try to stumble your way through it like a blind man at an orgy... just feeling your way through... lol.
and just like I say about YOU being a ready practice dummy for her to suck your dick... I'm sure that your woman is willing to be a practice dummy for you to get some good pussy licking time in. Well, that is unless you are dating a prude who is brainwashed by her antiquated religion. Then, in that case, you might want to find a new girlfriend that WILL do what you want. And like most things if you aren't the one pleasing your partner, I'm betting there is someone out there that IS willing to eat pussy and his number is probably on speed dial... just saying.
Well, I don't think much else needs to be said at this point besides one thing. If you hated on me on Facebook due to my postings, I don't want you to be hating on MY blog... if you don't like what I have to say... just don't read my blog. But if you DO like my blogs and enjoy what I have to say, then please add on as a follower to this blog and leave some comments :)
This has been the Quiet Mouse. Ta ta for now!
Peace. Love. Respect. Truth. Compassion. Reciprocation.
Okay, so I decided to write about this topic on my blog rather than hear the haters come out of the woodwork to bitch at me because I LOVE to eat pussy. Now I am going to reiterate this fact again... I LOVE TO EAT PUSSY!
That being said, I still DO have to ponder why bringing something like this up would cause so much ado about nothing. My analytical mind tells me that the haters are gonna hate for one of three reasons. Please allow me to explain...
If you are a hater against eating pussy it is because of:
a. You are NOT getting your pussy eaten enough!
b. You are a bitch nigga and you are NOT eating enough pussy!!
c. Your religion makes you feel guilty for EVERYTHING that feels good in life calling it a "sin"!
Now for the religious zealots out there who make up group C, I have this to say: WTF is wrong with you?? Seriously? Many of my readers have read my blog called "Suck His Dick". This blog is NO different only talking about eating pussy instead of a mouth full of cock, now can you feel me?
Sometimes, fellas, you need to go downtown and have a full blown clambake and just go to town eating at the all night pink taco stand. And I'm not talking about this down and out shit either, guys, no, no, no... I'm talking about growing gills and not coming up until your face looks like a sugar frosted donut!
"Ew Quiet Mouse, that's so gross."
I can hear the peanut gallery again, but I am going to strongly disagree with a few points.
MEN: Let's be honest, okay... You ALL want your dick sucked right? Right!
WOMEN: Let's be honest okay... You ALL want a man with a 10 inch tongue that you can face plant and ride like a pony.
Now we all have to live with some disappointments in life, but this SHOULD NOT be one of those times. As I have suggested in the past, so shall I relay this information again. If you have NO technique and don't know what you are doing in bed, buy some porn, watch a video, go to a passion party, get a Cosmo magazine or SOMETHING! This is 2012 people, ignorance is NOT an acceptable excuse any longer for not pleasing your woman DUDES!!
I suspect you are wondering what the secret technique is to licking a good pussy, and I'll let you know. Dilligence and communication. You look confused... yeah YOU... don't look behind your shoulder I'm talking to YOU... listen up! As for the dilligence you need to just strap in for the haul, get out your scuba goggles and snorkel or whatever you need and get ready to DIVE DIVE DIVE like a submarine.
Now like any good sailor there are a few rules to eating pussy that one seaman will share with another.
a. IF IT SMELLS LIKE FISH... ABANDON SHIP!!
b. the BEST time to eat pussy is straight out of the shower!
c. Find the clit!!!!
Now this is where the good communication comes in and this is what separates the MEN from the boys... seriously! There is a good way to ask what a woman needs and desires in the throws of intimacy or just a good old romp in the hay. Just remember that more than 90% of all communication is via body language.
Be one with the pussy, lick the pussy, LOVE the pussy! And if you just flat out do NOT know what you are doing, ASK HER WHAT FEELS NICE... I bet she knows the EXACT spot that feels the best. This is NOT a strike against your supposed "manhood" which is only a false bravado for your insecurity of the size of your penis, but I'll tell you this... if you make her cum with your tongue... it really isn't gonna matter how big or small your penis is... seriously!
Now FELLAS, please, please, please do NOT just try to stumble your way through it like a blind man at an orgy... just feeling your way through... lol.
and just like I say about YOU being a ready practice dummy for her to suck your dick... I'm sure that your woman is willing to be a practice dummy for you to get some good pussy licking time in. Well, that is unless you are dating a prude who is brainwashed by her antiquated religion. Then, in that case, you might want to find a new girlfriend that WILL do what you want. And like most things if you aren't the one pleasing your partner, I'm betting there is someone out there that IS willing to eat pussy and his number is probably on speed dial... just saying.
Well, I don't think much else needs to be said at this point besides one thing. If you hated on me on Facebook due to my postings, I don't want you to be hating on MY blog... if you don't like what I have to say... just don't read my blog. But if you DO like my blogs and enjoy what I have to say, then please add on as a follower to this blog and leave some comments :)
This has been the Quiet Mouse. Ta ta for now!
Peace. Love. Respect. Truth. Compassion. Reciprocation.
I like how you end with 'reciprocation', cause such a wonderful man would and will get his in return! Gotta love a real man who loves and knows how to please his woman!!!!
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