Hello my friends and fellow knowledge seekers. This is the Quiet Mouse, following up my popular "I LOVE Boobs!" blog with my second favorite part of a woman's anatomy... the glorious ASS!
Now once again, and as always, this blog is an adult blog... so be aware of that as you scroll down the page to read my often funny commentary...
As opposed to the boobs blog, I do have plenty to say about the ass, because it doesn't always speak for itself. Our modern media interpretations of "beauty" usually shows an anorexic, stick-figure, looking woman with a rack of fake breasts. So since I am a child of the 80's and 90's I'm gonna break it down like the one hit wonder Sir-Mix-Alot... She gotta pack much back!
Moving on... I think that the majority of men, even us WHITE boys, gonna shout when we see a booty that's stuffed deep in "Dem Jeans". Chingy with Jermaine Dupri said it best with these lyrics:
Damn Girl
How'd you get all that in
Dem Jeans,
Dem Jeans?
How'd you get all that in Dem?
Damn Girl
How'd you get all that?
(Is you talking to me?)
Yeah, you
I bet you had to jump up and down
Just to put 'em on
Bet you had to wiggle it around
Just to put 'em on
Bet you had to lay back on the bed
Just to zip 'em up
Am I right?
(You right)
Baby that's what's up
Similar to my conjecture about bras, skinny little asses need a little more advertisement than an upside down heart shaped ass. And also just like boobs, asses come in all shapes and sizes as well. I am also an equal opportunity ass lover and do not discriminate against small asses... I only discriminate against the granny panties!!
Now I want to put some info out there for my females. If you have a round ass... STOP SAYING YOU ARE FAT!! Please!! And... like I posted in several of my other blogs... if you don't enjoy how you look, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, rather than complaining and feeling sorry for self.
Here's the truth... we as men are very visually oriented. Often our first impression of a woman is based on checking out the parts that we love the most: Boobs and Ass! Some of the best places for us to catch a glimpse of some great ass is in the grocery store, bookstore, in line getting coffee, at the gym.
Now we as men are often called "pigs" and other colorful jargon for our love and imminent staring at a great ass... This is often worsened by high heels that accentuate the gluteus region and definitely sprouts wood when sexy lingerie such as stockings and garter belts are added to the mix.
This brings be on to my next topic... THONGS :D
"Oh but QM... we thought you weren't gonna go there."
Come on... serious? It's MY blog... I have to go there, lol
Bear in mind that I've heard from BOTH sides (men and women) on this issue. Some women don't like the spaghetti string going up and down the butt crack... say it gives a wedgie. Men as I said are visually oriented and the image in front of us of your butt being beautifully split leaving the ass cheeks exposed is just FUCKING SWEET!!
Women, you DO have a choice... no one is forcing you to appeal to your man. Not at all. But again it's not a good sign if you want your man to do things for you and don't exactly return the favor. Call it a small token of good faith if you will. I can pretty much GUARANTEE if you are wearing a sexy t-back thong and you bend over to show your man what is in store for later... He'll wash them dishes, do the laundry and/or mow the lawn. Just saying.
Now that above statement is based on the fact that your woman doesn't have a ginormous badonkadonk!! There IS indeed something as TOO MUCH ASS!! I blame this on the fast food nation we live in!
Once we find the person that we are supposed to be with doesn't mean that we have to stop working out and lose that once wonderfully round ass... AAAHHHH!!!
This doesn't mean that we are constantly judging you, ladies. We just want you to put out the same amount of effort for US as you want reciprocated in help doing the cooking, chores, and OUR duty as the "HUMAN PISTON"
Now the truth is that men are NOT all gonna look like a Calvin Klein underwear model just like our women are NOT all gonna look like a Victoria's Secret model...
... It's just NOT meant to be that way. We ALL grow older and age. The choice is to grow older naturally and gracefully and to NOT idealize your own body image compared to an anorexic model. Be healthy, exercise, and take care of that body, be it boobs, legs, ass, face, feet, etc...
Men, back to you fellas... if we are gonna expect our women to keep in shape, then we need to deal with our own issues. Put DOWN the beers with your FAT ass and you do some sit-ups, push-ups, and cardio to keep yourself in shape as well!! This idea of a hypocritical double standard is a bunch of crap! Get a fat straw, suck it-the-fuck-up, turn off the damn idiot box, and look good for your woman that you WANT to look good in a thong and/or other sexy lingerie for you.
So this is the end of my blog here.
This has been the Quiet Mouse. Enjoy some nice pics... Keep your expectations in your partner REALISTIC! Take care of the woman that takes care of YOU! ... And she might just spend that extra free time making YOU feel happy :p
Peace. Love. Respect. Honesty. Effort.
Now once again, and as always, this blog is an adult blog... so be aware of that as you scroll down the page to read my often funny commentary...
As opposed to the boobs blog, I do have plenty to say about the ass, because it doesn't always speak for itself. Our modern media interpretations of "beauty" usually shows an anorexic, stick-figure, looking woman with a rack of fake breasts. So since I am a child of the 80's and 90's I'm gonna break it down like the one hit wonder Sir-Mix-Alot... She gotta pack much back!
Moving on... I think that the majority of men, even us WHITE boys, gonna shout when we see a booty that's stuffed deep in "Dem Jeans". Chingy with Jermaine Dupri said it best with these lyrics:
Damn Girl
How'd you get all that in
Dem Jeans,
Dem Jeans?
How'd you get all that in Dem?
Damn Girl
How'd you get all that?
(Is you talking to me?)
Yeah, you
I bet you had to jump up and down
Just to put 'em on
Bet you had to wiggle it around
Just to put 'em on
Bet you had to lay back on the bed
Just to zip 'em up
Am I right?
(You right)
Baby that's what's up
Similar to my conjecture about bras, skinny little asses need a little more advertisement than an upside down heart shaped ass. And also just like boobs, asses come in all shapes and sizes as well. I am also an equal opportunity ass lover and do not discriminate against small asses... I only discriminate against the granny panties!!
Now I want to put some info out there for my females. If you have a round ass... STOP SAYING YOU ARE FAT!! Please!! And... like I posted in several of my other blogs... if you don't enjoy how you look, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, rather than complaining and feeling sorry for self.
Here's the truth... we as men are very visually oriented. Often our first impression of a woman is based on checking out the parts that we love the most: Boobs and Ass! Some of the best places for us to catch a glimpse of some great ass is in the grocery store, bookstore, in line getting coffee, at the gym.
Now we as men are often called "pigs" and other colorful jargon for our love and imminent staring at a great ass... This is often worsened by high heels that accentuate the gluteus region and definitely sprouts wood when sexy lingerie such as stockings and garter belts are added to the mix.
This brings be on to my next topic... THONGS :D
"Oh but QM... we thought you weren't gonna go there."
Come on... serious? It's MY blog... I have to go there, lol
Bear in mind that I've heard from BOTH sides (men and women) on this issue. Some women don't like the spaghetti string going up and down the butt crack... say it gives a wedgie. Men as I said are visually oriented and the image in front of us of your butt being beautifully split leaving the ass cheeks exposed is just FUCKING SWEET!!
Women, you DO have a choice... no one is forcing you to appeal to your man. Not at all. But again it's not a good sign if you want your man to do things for you and don't exactly return the favor. Call it a small token of good faith if you will. I can pretty much GUARANTEE if you are wearing a sexy t-back thong and you bend over to show your man what is in store for later... He'll wash them dishes, do the laundry and/or mow the lawn. Just saying.
Now that above statement is based on the fact that your woman doesn't have a ginormous badonkadonk!! There IS indeed something as TOO MUCH ASS!! I blame this on the fast food nation we live in!
Once we find the person that we are supposed to be with doesn't mean that we have to stop working out and lose that once wonderfully round ass... AAAHHHH!!!
This doesn't mean that we are constantly judging you, ladies. We just want you to put out the same amount of effort for US as you want reciprocated in help doing the cooking, chores, and OUR duty as the "HUMAN PISTON"
Now the truth is that men are NOT all gonna look like a Calvin Klein underwear model just like our women are NOT all gonna look like a Victoria's Secret model...Men, back to you fellas... if we are gonna expect our women to keep in shape, then we need to deal with our own issues. Put DOWN the beers with your FAT ass and you do some sit-ups, push-ups, and cardio to keep yourself in shape as well!! This idea of a hypocritical double standard is a bunch of crap! Get a fat straw, suck it-the-fuck-up, turn off the damn idiot box, and look good for your woman that you WANT to look good in a thong and/or other sexy lingerie for you.
So this is the end of my blog here.
This has been the Quiet Mouse. Enjoy some nice pics... Keep your expectations in your partner REALISTIC! Take care of the woman that takes care of YOU! ... And she might just spend that extra free time making YOU feel happy :p
Peace. Love. Respect. Honesty. Effort.
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