Let's jump right in and define what Masturbation is according to Merriam-Webster dictionary:
Definition of MASTURBATION
: erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies
Well, that doesn't sound like too much fun the way that a dictionary describes it. Since MY blogs are about MY opinions, I want to say a few things to clear the air.
Despite what religion, parents, or governmental institutions say about the act of self-love... It is INDEED healthy to please yourself, AND like a lot of other human behaviors it is best in moderate amounts. Just like eating too much, you will become fat. If you masturbate too much, you will run the risk of being the "little engine that just couldn't get and/or keep it UP".
Another myth is that masturbation is a strictly exclusive event... this is just NOT the case. I know that many men are insecure about the frail size of their penises, so let's just set down a general guideline for the use of masturbation assisted toys, dildos, vibrators, or B.O.B.'s (Battery Operated Boyfriends). Because there are varying sizes of sexual toys it is recommended to actually TELL your lover, or sexual partner what your desires are. It is NOT always necessary nor is there always time for the outright mattress mambo, horizontal tango, etc. Sometimes it IS okay to get your self or girlfriend or boyfriend off in a hurry.
Sorry fellas, but it is generally true that it is easier to get a woman off than for a man. Some dudes just can't hold their load and are "minutemen"... for those guys, I recommend masturbating enough to "clean the pipes", but no more. Exercise in general will increase your stamina as different muscles in and around the genital area play crucial roles in the ejaculatory process. I recommend YOGA and meditation personally. Read up on Tantric meditation too. This should help with some of you dudes from having a premature evacuation of your little Vinnies and Debbies.
Similarly to the "Suck His Dick" blog that I posted a short while back, I recommend manscaping the balls and shaft, fellas. If your partner doesn't enjoy watching you masturbate mutually and you do NOT tell her (or him) what you like... your partner might be gay, not that there is anything wrong with that. My cat Fuzzy is gay and I love him still, so...
Another point to consider is this: For all those IN a relationship, please listen up. Just because you are in a relationship does NOT mean you have to stop masturbating!! Ladies, and sometimes dudes... MANY MANY people get headaches or are tired and don't feel like a full blown hour or two of intense intercourse. This is FINE! Don't be shy to finger your girlfriend while she rubs her clit for a couple of minutes until she gets hers and you can BOTH enjoy a good nights worth of sleep. Same goes on the flip side of the coin. Ladies, if you are tired and just want to sleep, do NOT feel ashamed to give your man the gift of porn to help him ease the tension. I realize too that the best tension relief is to soak in a bath of "Dickens Cider", but... that isn't always a feasible option.
If you ARE in a relationship and you ARE going to masturbate, please, please, please save yourself an argument later and just ASK your partner if they want to join in and assist. If they say NO... you are off the hook and are free to empty those clogged pipes. This is true in most cases, however, masturbation is NOT a substitute for SEX, only a supplement to an otherwise normal, healthy sex life.
Once again... if you are endlessly masturbating, perhaps it is time to re-think the relationship strategy. Supplement, NOT replacement is the key idea here.
Fellas, do NOT be intimidated by the B.O.B., he is your FRIEND, NOT YOUR ENEMY!! It is often erotic to go with your partner to the exotic gift shop or adult store and AID in helping her pick out a toy that will be best suited for your cooperative sex life. It takes two to tango peeps. Also, if you want her to wear sexy lingerie, thongs, etc... it would be helpful if you went shopping WITH her. Do NOT, I repeat do NOT buy sex toys FOR HER, without her being there!!
Well, I think that is about all for the Quiet Mouse today. Be good to your loved ones and share in the love of mutual masturbation once in a while... JACKING OFF ALONE SUCKS!!
Peace. Love. Respect. Trust. Honesty.
And men should know that if a girl starts touching herself while he's inside of her, it's not because he's doing anything wrong. Watch her get herself off instead of being insecure.
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