Hello and welcome back to another edition of the Quiet Mouse Strikes back. Thank you all for helping this blog become what it is today.
So now you've all read the title of this blog and I want to say a few things up front. There will be NO full frontal male nudity, rest assured. This blog is not intended to piss anyone off or to even completely bash men, but rather to simply inform and poke fun at an issue that is quite funny. Some of what I write in this blog will be offensive, some of it will be crude, generalizations, stereotypes, and just plain jabs.
So before I get too far into this I want to say a few things... Women: just because you have a pussy doesn't mean you have to act like one. Men: just because you have a dick, doesn't mean you have to act like one. Now we have established in past blogs that both men and women are unreliable and hard to please. I feel the need to restate the fact that men: you cannot count on the woman to be on birth control pills, shot, or whatever. Women, you cannot count on the man who wants to fuck you to have a condom, chances are that the answer is NO... NO CONDOM MEANS NO SEX. AND... SEX=KIDS... if you don't want kids... get a vasectomy and STOP having kids that you don't want or can't afford to take care of fellas!!! And wear a condom too, don't want you spreading diseases for fuck sake's!
On to the penis. I can say pretty positively that nearly EVERY man has at some point worried about the size of his penis. The creator above indeed blessed some... and indeed did NOT bless others. Here's the fact: I don't really believe that MOST women have a 12 inch deep pussy. The desire to have a bigger penis is a masculine obsession driven by insecurity and lack of skill, knowledge, willingness, tact, and whole other slew of physical problems that are stemmed by MENTAL problems.
Now I'm not gonna lie... there ARE some women that are only looking for a huge schlong... There are many women however that are looking for stamina, despite the size... some women want girth, some want kinky... The trick is NOT to pop out with a freak-show, donkey-dick, porn-star sized penis and hope she can take it, no no no silly... while some may want to stretch the walls (those are generally sluts anyway... why would you WANT to fuck that??) but others just want to feel the energy and the motion of the ocean.
Now here's what I am suggesting. It is painfully simple... ACCEPT who you ARE!! If you find this to be an impossible task, then I suggest you get some suggestions and some strategy and actually FIX whatever the problem is. Perhaps you just need to EXERCISE and lose some weight to find the "lost penis" under all the fatty tissue?
Now as men, from the age of boys, as soon as we noticed it and found it, we've been playing with it. And I KNOW that all you dudes have gotten out the ruler, measuring tape, etc. to check on the size of your manhood, I'm sure you've even given it a clever name too lol
Now the average hard penis in the world is about 6 inches, so there is a swing curve here as you can estimate low averages and higher averages.
Now some men want to solve the small penis problem. It seems daily that we are advertised with constant adds to get your dick hard like Viagra. Online there are ads for quick scams, creams, pills, etc incessantly trying to make YOU feel insecure instead of CONFIDENT...
And then there is always another option... althoughI don't recommend the below picture... it hurt enough getting the vasectomy done (totally worth it).
I'm here to tell you today a few small facts. If you have a small penis... you'd better learn how to use your tongue to lick some pussy... Hell, I KNOW for a fact that a man doing housechores gets a LOT of women horny, you don't have to have a big penis to wash dishes and mow the lawn.
Besides guys, what are you so afraid of? You can STILL please your woman. You DON'T have to man-whore around... if you keep fucking the same woman, she'll put out MORE and the sex generally gets BETTER with more practice. The point is that you DON'T need surgery or pills, just confidence in what you are doing instead of acting like a whiny bitch saying "how does that feel" or "is everything okay" every few moments... or even worse we are terrified for the immortal question "IS IT IN YET?" AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
OR we are terrified that when we pull down our pants we will be laughed at or ridiculed for having a small penis.
Men are so insecure about their penises that when we have senseless wars, all the missiles and torpedoes and rockets are all shaped like penises. The bullets are shaped like little penises too. Have we NO originality?
I'm gonna sum this up and end this thing now. Fellas, there is no magical remedy for a small penis, besides accepting it and doing the best you can with what you have. Lick pussy if you're dick is limp and shriveled or non-existent. Exercise more, work on your stamina instead of being the little engine that just couldn't hold his load. Also... The WOMEN are just as insecure about their boobs and vagina's, so take it with a grain of salt and put your own fears to bed. Do NOT listen to archaic outdated religions about sexual advice. BUY some condoms and actually USE them. If you need advice, ask someone who actually KNOWS something like a doctor... and NOT the one who is only in it to sell you a little blue pill... you DON'T need it!! If you're gonna take a pill, TAKE THE RED ONE!! and then wake the fuck up from this delusional false reality that you are plugged into. Take your hand off of your penis and put them on your woman. Rub her back, do some chores, something... and as I've said many times... if you do something for her, she just might find that extra time useful for sucking your DICK!!
This has been the Quiet Mouse. Take care of those you love. Be good. Have confidence.
Peace. Love. Respect. Honesty. Compassion.
So now you've all read the title of this blog and I want to say a few things up front. There will be NO full frontal male nudity, rest assured. This blog is not intended to piss anyone off or to even completely bash men, but rather to simply inform and poke fun at an issue that is quite funny. Some of what I write in this blog will be offensive, some of it will be crude, generalizations, stereotypes, and just plain jabs.
So before I get too far into this I want to say a few things... Women: just because you have a pussy doesn't mean you have to act like one. Men: just because you have a dick, doesn't mean you have to act like one. Now we have established in past blogs that both men and women are unreliable and hard to please. I feel the need to restate the fact that men: you cannot count on the woman to be on birth control pills, shot, or whatever. Women, you cannot count on the man who wants to fuck you to have a condom, chances are that the answer is NO... NO CONDOM MEANS NO SEX. AND... SEX=KIDS... if you don't want kids... get a vasectomy and STOP having kids that you don't want or can't afford to take care of fellas!!! And wear a condom too, don't want you spreading diseases for fuck sake's!
On to the penis. I can say pretty positively that nearly EVERY man has at some point worried about the size of his penis. The creator above indeed blessed some... and indeed did NOT bless others. Here's the fact: I don't really believe that MOST women have a 12 inch deep pussy. The desire to have a bigger penis is a masculine obsession driven by insecurity and lack of skill, knowledge, willingness, tact, and whole other slew of physical problems that are stemmed by MENTAL problems.
Now I'm not gonna lie... there ARE some women that are only looking for a huge schlong... There are many women however that are looking for stamina, despite the size... some women want girth, some want kinky... The trick is NOT to pop out with a freak-show, donkey-dick, porn-star sized penis and hope she can take it, no no no silly... while some may want to stretch the walls (those are generally sluts anyway... why would you WANT to fuck that??) but others just want to feel the energy and the motion of the ocean.
Now here's what I am suggesting. It is painfully simple... ACCEPT who you ARE!! If you find this to be an impossible task, then I suggest you get some suggestions and some strategy and actually FIX whatever the problem is. Perhaps you just need to EXERCISE and lose some weight to find the "lost penis" under all the fatty tissue?
Now as men, from the age of boys, as soon as we noticed it and found it, we've been playing with it. And I KNOW that all you dudes have gotten out the ruler, measuring tape, etc. to check on the size of your manhood, I'm sure you've even given it a clever name too lol
Now the average hard penis in the world is about 6 inches, so there is a swing curve here as you can estimate low averages and higher averages.
Now some men want to solve the small penis problem. It seems daily that we are advertised with constant adds to get your dick hard like Viagra. Online there are ads for quick scams, creams, pills, etc incessantly trying to make YOU feel insecure instead of CONFIDENT...
And then there is always another option... althoughI don't recommend the below picture... it hurt enough getting the vasectomy done (totally worth it).
I'm here to tell you today a few small facts. If you have a small penis... you'd better learn how to use your tongue to lick some pussy... Hell, I KNOW for a fact that a man doing housechores gets a LOT of women horny, you don't have to have a big penis to wash dishes and mow the lawn.
Besides guys, what are you so afraid of? You can STILL please your woman. You DON'T have to man-whore around... if you keep fucking the same woman, she'll put out MORE and the sex generally gets BETTER with more practice. The point is that you DON'T need surgery or pills, just confidence in what you are doing instead of acting like a whiny bitch saying "how does that feel" or "is everything okay" every few moments... or even worse we are terrified for the immortal question "IS IT IN YET?" AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
OR we are terrified that when we pull down our pants we will be laughed at or ridiculed for having a small penis.
Men are so insecure about their penises that when we have senseless wars, all the missiles and torpedoes and rockets are all shaped like penises. The bullets are shaped like little penises too. Have we NO originality?
I'm gonna sum this up and end this thing now. Fellas, there is no magical remedy for a small penis, besides accepting it and doing the best you can with what you have. Lick pussy if you're dick is limp and shriveled or non-existent. Exercise more, work on your stamina instead of being the little engine that just couldn't hold his load. Also... The WOMEN are just as insecure about their boobs and vagina's, so take it with a grain of salt and put your own fears to bed. Do NOT listen to archaic outdated religions about sexual advice. BUY some condoms and actually USE them. If you need advice, ask someone who actually KNOWS something like a doctor... and NOT the one who is only in it to sell you a little blue pill... you DON'T need it!! If you're gonna take a pill, TAKE THE RED ONE!! and then wake the fuck up from this delusional false reality that you are plugged into. Take your hand off of your penis and put them on your woman. Rub her back, do some chores, something... and as I've said many times... if you do something for her, she just might find that extra time useful for sucking your DICK!!
This has been the Quiet Mouse. Take care of those you love. Be good. Have confidence.
Peace. Love. Respect. Honesty. Compassion.
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