Why you gotta fuck it up for everyone else?

Welcome back to another short blog from me... lol, the Quiet Mouse, your blog host. So this is gonna be brief because I only want to complain upon those individuals in society... generally lacking in social skills and education, or sometimes just drama queens or morality police... well, basically I'm calling out the people, regardless of subject (and I WILL list a few examples too) that have to fuck things up for the rest of us.

Now for example, when President Clinton left office we had a budget SURPLUS of money in this nation...
George W. Bush went out spending like he had a open wallet and a bunch of blank checks and the new president hasn't done much better... this dude had to fuck it up for EVERYONE... well, except his rich buddies. Now WE will be paying for generations because of these two epic failures that have to fuck it up for us... and that's if the country even survives that long as we face unprecedented debt to countries like China and Japan... something to think about when it comes election time again...

Next example... this is NOT personal towards anyone who is of this genre of style and trends, but let's be honest... in my opinion, MOST of the people who follow the ICP, Juggalo, Psychopathic Records, Hatchet Man... kinda rightfully warrant a little bit of attention as their music pretty much incites violent behavior. I personally am very anti-violence, although I think it is a necessary evil in certain cases like capital punishment... I don't believe that child molesters, rapists, and murderers belong leaching off the system awaiting appeal after appeal burdening our already strapped economic system.
Another example is those that use illicit controlled or uncontrolled substances... i.e. drugs... now there are PLENTY of people that use these things casually to release steam from a very stressful world in which we live. MANY of whom are patriotic, tax-paying citizens, BUT... there are those users who have to act stupid, being way too LOUD, fighting, etc that draws unnecessary attention to what might otherwise be a peaceful, blissful experience. And for the above, I am including alcohol and tobacco, because like many other things, there are MANY people who abuse anything and everything, which leads me on to my next point.

Prescription medicine... I really dislike people that abuse pills. Seriously? Besides huge inflated profits, I cannot imagine why anyone would rather take a pill that has a side effect list the size of your arm or bigger with adverse reactions from itching, rash, anal leakage, and potential death... WTF??? I'll go ahead and be a little anxious... all I wanted was a few xanax since the VA DID diagnose me with anxiety disorder (and 30 pills lasted me like 4 months)... but since everyone else abuses them I can't get any... so whoever abused the xanax... this one is right here for you... FUCK YOU, BUDDY!! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A DONKEY DICK!!
Well, I'm sure that I could think of more examples, but... that'll have to wait for another blog. Thank you all for your time. This has been the Quiet Mouse.
Peace. Love. Respect. Truth. Compassion. 

Hottest/Sexiest Actresses in Hollywood

Hello once again my friends and fellow knowledge seekers. This is the one and only Quiet Mouse. Today I want to talk about the hottest actresses in Hollywood. Let's jump right in with #1... shall we?

1) Scarlett Johansson
With roles in the Iron Man series, The Prestige, the Nanny Diaries, and the Island, she has secured herself a top spot in my mind as the hottest actress in Hollywood.

2) Drew Barrymore
This beautiful woman has been acting since a child in movies like Firestarter and E.T., but has grown up in film to movies like 50 First Dates and Charlie's Angel's... she may not be always in the blockbuster films, but her gorgeous looks keep her at a steady #2 on this list

3) Olivia Wilde
She is probably most well know starring in the tv show House opposite Hugh Laurie, but her filmography includes hits like Cowboys & Aliens, Tron Legacy, and In Time. Her great smile makes up for the anorexic skinny look.

4) Emily Blunt
This beautiful actress is probably best known for her roles in Devil Wears Prada, Gulliver's Travels, Young Vicotria, and the Adjustment Bureau opposite Matt Damon. Very talented and I'm sure we will see her starring in many more upcoming films.

5) Kate Beckinsale 
Probably known best for her roles in the Underworld vampire film, her filmography includes such titles as Pearl Harbor, the Aviator, Van Helsing, and Click with Adam Sandler. I really look forward to seeing her in future films.

So I listed MY top 5 picks, but like I did with the men actors, I want to throw out some honorable mentions because there are many talented and beautiful actresses in Hollywood... so here goes with the back half... but only in pictures...


Okay, so I will list the honorable mentions names, lol: Amy Adams, Kristen Bell, Amanda Seyfried, Penelope Cruz, Emma Stone, and Zooey Deschanel.
Well, this is it for my blog... hope you enjoyed it! Here are some pics to leave you all with for your viewing pleasure. This has been the Quiet Mouse.
Peace. Love. Respect. Compassion. Truth. Smiles 

Penis Insecurity

Hello and welcome back to another edition of the Quiet Mouse Strikes back. Thank you all for helping this blog become what it is today.
So now you've all read the title of this blog and I want to say a few things up front. There will be NO full frontal male nudity, rest assured. This blog is not intended to piss anyone off or to even completely bash men, but rather to simply inform and poke fun at an issue that is quite funny. Some of what I write in this blog will be offensive, some of it will be crude, generalizations, stereotypes, and just plain jabs.

So before I get too far into this I want to say a few things... Women: just because you have a pussy doesn't mean you have to act like one. Men: just because you have a dick, doesn't mean you have to act like one. Now we have established in past blogs that both men and women are unreliable and hard to please. I feel the need to restate the fact that men: you cannot count on the woman to be on birth control pills, shot, or whatever. Women, you cannot count on the man who wants to fuck you to have a condom, chances are that the answer is NO... NO CONDOM MEANS NO SEX. AND... SEX=KIDS... if you don't want kids... get a vasectomy and STOP having kids that you don't want or can't afford to take care of fellas!!! And wear a condom too, don't want you spreading diseases for fuck sake's!
On to the penis. I can say pretty positively that nearly EVERY man has at some point worried about the size of his penis. The creator above indeed blessed some... and indeed did NOT bless others. Here's the fact: I don't really believe that MOST women have a 12 inch deep pussy. The desire to have a bigger penis is a masculine obsession driven by insecurity and lack of skill, knowledge, willingness, tact, and whole other slew of physical problems that are stemmed by MENTAL problems.
Now I'm not gonna lie... there ARE some women that are only looking for a huge schlong... There are many women however that are looking for stamina, despite the size... some women want girth, some want kinky... The trick is NOT to pop out with a freak-show, donkey-dick, porn-star sized penis and hope she can take it, no no no silly... while some may want to stretch the walls (those are generally sluts anyway... why would you WANT to fuck that??) but others just want to feel the energy and the motion of the ocean.
Now here's what I am suggesting. It is painfully simple... ACCEPT who you ARE!! If you find this to be an impossible task, then I suggest you get some suggestions and some strategy and actually FIX whatever the problem is. Perhaps you just need to EXERCISE and lose some weight to find the "lost penis" under all the fatty tissue?
Now as men, from the age of boys, as soon as we noticed it and found it, we've been playing with it. And I KNOW that all you dudes have gotten out the ruler, measuring tape, etc. to check on the size of your manhood, I'm sure you've even given it a clever name too lol

Now the average hard penis in the world is about 6 inches, so there is a swing curve here as you can estimate low averages and higher averages.
Now some men want to solve the small penis problem. It seems daily that we are advertised with constant adds to get your dick hard like Viagra. Online there are ads for quick scams, creams, pills, etc incessantly trying to make YOU feel insecure instead of CONFIDENT...

And then there is always another option... althoughI don't recommend the below picture... it hurt enough getting the vasectomy done (totally worth it).

I'm here to tell you today a few small facts. If you have a small penis... you'd better learn how to use your tongue to lick some pussy... Hell, I KNOW for a fact that a man doing housechores gets a LOT of women horny, you don't have to have a big penis to wash dishes and mow the lawn.
Besides guys, what are you so afraid of? You can STILL please your woman. You DON'T have to man-whore around... if you keep fucking the same woman, she'll put out MORE and the sex generally gets BETTER with more practice. The point is that you DON'T need surgery or pills, just confidence in what you are doing instead of acting like a whiny bitch saying "how does that feel" or "is everything okay" every few moments... or even worse we are terrified for the immortal question "IS IT IN YET?" AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
OR we are terrified that when we pull down our pants we will be laughed at or ridiculed for having a small penis.

Men are so insecure about their penises that when we have senseless wars, all the missiles and torpedoes and rockets are all shaped like penises. The bullets are shaped like little penises too. Have we NO originality?

I'm gonna sum this up and end this thing now. Fellas, there is no magical remedy for a small penis, besides accepting it and doing the best you can with what you have. Lick pussy if you're dick is limp and shriveled or non-existent. Exercise more, work on your stamina instead of being the little engine that just couldn't hold his load. Also... The WOMEN are just as insecure about their boobs and vagina's, so take it with a grain of salt and put your own fears to bed. Do NOT listen to archaic outdated religions about sexual advice. BUY some condoms and actually USE them. If you need advice, ask someone who actually KNOWS something like a doctor... and NOT the one who is only in it to sell you a little blue pill... you DON'T need it!! If you're gonna take a pill, TAKE THE RED ONE!! and then wake the fuck up from this delusional false reality that you are plugged into. Take your hand off of your penis and put them on your woman. Rub her back, do some chores, something... and as I've said many times... if you do something for her, she just might find that extra time useful for sucking your DICK!!
This has been the Quiet Mouse. Take care of those you love. Be good. Have confidence.
Peace. Love. Respect. Honesty. Compassion. 

Over-population Control

Hello my fellow friends and knowledge seekers, I am the Quiet Mouse. Today I want to talk about how the Earth is overpopulated and it is a simple matter of mathematics that the continued growth of the human species combined with the growing energy needs and rampant consumption of resources = a recipe for disaster. Now this IS the growing burden of the 7+ billion inhabitants of Earth
Now see the above chart of population growth. I'm here to state very emphatically that this is fucked up and non-sustainable. There is NOT enough space on the planet Earth for MORE people. We have hit PEAK for EVERYTHING, be it oil, coal, natural gas, food, and EVERY other resource. The FACT is that there is NOT ENOUGH of ANYTHING to support MORE people on this planet. It is a disgrace that my fellow human beings have NO SELF CONTROL... ZERO!!! Americans, in particular make me sick to my stomach... Americans SHOULD KNOW BETTER! We can look out into the rest of the world and see Asian nations like China and India with over population problems that have been forced to reduce the number of children that a family can have. We've all seen the tear-jerking commercials from Africa where there are starving kids DYING in the streets, but Americans just turn off the t.v., completely desensitized to the suffering.
Then we have the Roman Catholic Church...
oh yeah... here we go.
This archaic group of child molesters and pedophiles that stole their religion from EVERY other previous world religion BEFORE the birth of Jesus... well, they are the right hand of overpopulation...
Anyway, the point is that this group has been one of the LEADING causes of world over-population condemning the use of birth control pretty much since it's inception as a powerful world institution focused on control... It is shameful to look out into the world and see these people who have been told NOT to use birth control having a LITTER of kids that they can not afford to feed, clothe, or give the basic necessities of life. I've said this before and I'll say it again... IF YOU CAN'T FEED 'EM, DON'T BREED 'EM!!
now since I am bagging on the Catholic church, I'm gonna say something important:
God does NOT approve of you having 10 kids that are gonna die of starvation and/or disease because you couldn't keep your legs shut or your dick in your pants. Human beings are busy out there fucking like rabbits and spreading like a VIRUS. 
Okay, I'm not here as much to place blame as I am to offer solutions... you're NOT gonna like them though...

"... But QM... you're talking about taking away the "god given right" to reproduce and have children."
You're DAMN RIGHT I am! We've hit the LIMIT! Anyone else born into this world is born into a bondage of slavery to a global system that is destroying the world, raping it of EVERY resource possible.
WHAT? Did you think that we could just keep growing without any repercussions? Did you think that we could just keep growing as a species and the resources would just be there FOREVER??
Oh wait... I know the answer... YOU DIDN'T THINK! YOU were too busy watching American Idol or Monday Night football, glued to the idiot box that is busy indoctrinating you to the idea that the "good old days" will be here once again... WRONG!
The TRUTH is that when it is all said and done, our little, and I do mean little revolution of technology will be a slight pimple on the timeline of Earth and humanity's existence there-in. Now we've already hit the TOP of the bell curve and we are on the downward swing. It doesn't matter how much we try to drill for more, dig up more. The gross amounts of resources we are using is proportionate to the gross amount of population growth... except... the population is the ONLY thing that is continuing to grow... the resources are gone and pissed away. This decade we will use as much resources as have EVER been used in the past hundred or so years since the dawn of the industrial revolution.
So the answer is to STOP breeding!! Use BIRTH CONTROL!! Support institutions like Planned Parenthood!!
We CANNOT afford to keep with the progressive growth of the human population. We not only need 0 growth, but we need to start working on - Negative growth... meaning one child for every 2 parents, or 0 children, meaning that some people should flat out STOP FUCKING PERIOD!! If you're in heat... wrap the meat.
MEN: IT IS JUST AS MUCH YOUR RESPONSIBILITY FOR BIRTH CONTROL AS IT IS FOR THE WOMAN!
WOMEN: Do NOT sleep with your scuzzy boyfriend unless he is wearing a rubber AND you are on the pill, shot, IUD, etc!!
Go to the store or planned parenthood and get some CONDOMS!! Better yet, go get yourself FIXED so YOU CAN be part of the SOLUTION, rather than part of the problem. The world already has enough kids that are in the system without a family or a home. The world already has enough children starving and dying EVERY DAY! How about we CHOSE to ADOPT or foster kids instead of having more???
How about we CHOSE to act with a better moral compass and be the true leaders of world change instead of just preaching about it??? I did MY PART! I got my vasectomy in 2008, on my birthday, none-the-less! I AM part of the SOLUTION because I am NOT having more kids! I am pro-choice and pro-women's-rights. I just want people to make a BETTER informed decision. Safely and without a further drain on the already dwindling resources.
So let's wrap this up and conclude the discussion. Birth control is good, despite what any archaic tradition of child molesters tells you... if you can't feed em don't breed em. And don't forget to spay and neuter yourself and your friends!

I LOVE boobs!! Part 2

Hello and welcome back to another exciting edition of the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back!! First I want to thank all those who helped the first part of this blog become my #1 blog of all time, and I recently passed over 3,000 total blog views for the series so far! SHIBBY!! Thanks to my brothers, sisters, and fellow boob enthusiasts from all over the world, places like Russia, Germany, Canada, Columbia, UK, Latvia, and all other places!
Now folks, remember that this IS an adult blog... comment if you'd like...


Last time I digressed into a rant about bras and how women show these lovely breasts off as much for one another as for us men. This is still true. Today, however I want to just further express my love! Since the dawn of time women have used their boobs to seduce men into their agendas... the TRUTH is that women really have all the power, but men rarely put them into noticeable roles of leadership because we ALL know that women will rise to the top like they're supposed to, naturally :)

"But QM... last time you sounded like a misogynist asshole..."
Really? I thought it was kinda funny and apparently so did the rest of the world since it jumped my "War on Drugs" blog by leaps and bounds.

I didn't really want to go into it last time, but I think for the sake of this blog I should comment on the Wonder-bra... or as I like to call it, the wonder-where-the-fuck-they-went bra. There is not much as disappointing in the bedroom as pulling off the bra and you're like "WTF??" It looked like a C cup a minute ago... now it looks like a little kid is sitting on your lap... with no boobs and no hair downstairs, lol
I'm gonna be honest, this isn't quite as disappointing as when you're ready to eat pussy... and well, I'll say it like my RDC from boot camp told us "if it smells like the ocean, abandon ship!"
As I said before, I am an equal opportunity boob lover, but there is such a thing as too much boob. A good standard rule is a handful for each one. Maybe even slightly more than that is okay... but I once had a girlfriend in college who had each boob that was BIGGER THAN MY HEAD! Each one! THAT is too big. But let's be even more honest, it really seems that since boobs are mostly fatty tissue, it generally goes that way that fat boobs= fat everything else. I love thick women and am not gonna judge, but see previous comments that if a person is not happy with their body image than something should probably be done about that, BESIDES just bitching and complaining... just saying...

Now, I NEED women to understand how compelling boobs can be for us men. If you can imagine with me the boob is a bullseye consisting of three concentric circles: the breast, the areola, and the nipple... making it nearly impossible for us men not to STARE and OGLE... like a drooling, horny, monkey beast

And YES, we DO know how much power women have over us... cause as soon as we lose the war of eye contact and stare at those round, luscious breasts, women can pretty much get whatever they want from us.
This is also true.
Now I just want you all to know that it is okay and totally acceptable for women to love boobs as much as men do... cause let's be honest... EVERY man has imagined 2 females he knows naked together... get where I'm going? lol... cause we ALL remember that women love to suck a boob as much as us men do

Now I'm gonna sign off and leave you horny bastards ;) to a few interesting and fun pics of some great boobs.
This has been the Quiet Mouse. Again I want you to find happiness with who you ARE, not what society or television TELLS you is the normal.