Santa Clause is a mushroom worshiper

Hello once again my friends and fellow humanists, it is I, the Quiet Mouse here another time to rock your mind and open your eyes (all 3 of them) and unlock you from the Matrix of mindless consumerism and pharmaceutical drug zombie lifestyles.
I realize that this may be a controversial subject. I understand what you've probably been told. I understand it will NOT be EASY for your mind to drop this facade, this veil of lies that has plagued us for years and years.
It starts from an early age. We are sold into a lie that a "magical" jolly fat man, who by the way, knows all about you like a perverted stalker. He's like the grandpa version of a white Michael Jackson...
Oh $H!T Quiet mouse... yeah, okay I'll tame it down a little.
So this dude not only is a stalker, but he lives with a bunch of midgets... oops, I mean elves. AND he owns a North Pole SWEATSHOP!! You're kidding me, right? Sorry kids, but most of those toys got made in CHINA! By kids like yourselves for slave wages NOT by elves.
But Quiet Mouse, it's about the KIDS!! We don't want them to grow up too quickly...
Here's the thing. Save yourself a lot of headache by just TELLING THE TRUTH!! If you don't want your kids to lie... WHY THE F#*K ARE YOU LYING TO THEM? Don't start off their early lives on a lie. We are consumers, but crap in = crap out. December 25th has NOTHING to do with Jesus anyway, except for the CHRIST mas. The Egyptians were celebrating that day as the birth of their God Osiris, thousands of years before the Christians. Pagans had used that day traditionally as the celebration of the Winter Solstice.
But back to some hard TRUTH...
There is NO SANTA CLAUSE. At least, NOT THE ONE WE SEE ON HALLMARK CARDS and promotional displays to SELL CRAP we DON'T NEED.
This last statement brings be to one of the central points that I want to focus on for this whole Christmas ordeal. WHY oh WHY do we feel OH SO compelled to buy EVERYONE a gift? WHY oh WHY do we have to throw ourselves into MASSIVE DEBT over 1 day of the year? What about the other 364 days? Don't we have to save some of that money to pay for THEN? But we don't THINK as Americans. We WANT and WANT and WANT, but we are NEVER SATISFIED. We always want everything technological smaller and our food BIGGER. We want smarter, faster everything ALL at a fingertips reach... for just $19.95 plus shipping and handling fees. Most adults have seen the Tom Hanks movie Cast Away. Fed Ex spends a lot of time shipping Christmas packages all over the world... NO SANTA.
WE ARE THE ONES SQUANDERING OUR MONEY AND OUR SOULS AWAY... and for WHAT?? Some CRAP that's either going to be RE-GIFTED? Or TAKEN BACK AND RETURNED for what they REALLY wanted. And what's worse is that the mindless consumerism has denigrated the male/female gender relationship because EVERYONE is OBSESSED about the BIGGEST gifts and now our LOVE has been auctioned off to the HIGHEST BIDDER or in other words, the person who spends the MOST money MUST love you the best. WAKE UP from this NIGHTMARE of obsessive purchasing. It is NOT a CONTEST!! If you want to celebrate IT, then IT should be about LOVE and FAMILY, TOGETHERNESS, PEACE, HARMONY... NOT childhood GREED and adult DEPRESSION.
MORE SUICIDES happen around Christmas than ANY OTHER holiday, or time of year. WHY IS THAT?? If it is SUPPOSED to be a happy time of year, the jolliest winter wonderland and all that, why are people killing themselves?
Simple answer. Depressed emotions of betrayal lie in the hearts of millions at the disillusionment of childhood gone in an instant when kids realize that their parents are full of $#!T and have been LYING TO THEM FOR YEARS. And parents wonder why kids become distant at the teenage/puberty level.... they've stopped listening because of the continued HYPOCRISY from adults who KNOW DAMNED WELL there isn't a REAL Santa clause. On TOP of that, the economic pressure of this over rampant capitalism to buy buy buy is too much for 99% of us... Not EVERY little girl is a PRINCESS. Just like not EVERY little boy is gonna grow up to be a knight in shiny tinfoil.
Besides, there is a naughty/nice list... unfortunately the government has YOU and MY name on it for being free thinking and anti-manipulative establishment. If you DON'T want to buy into the Matrix, your name will be on the list too.
Back to this Santa... Despite the corporate GREED. And the ridiculous LIES that we have spread for generations, I believe we can be saved from ourselves. CUT UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS!! YEP! I said it...
I can hear the thought police marching in the streets now, Quiet Mouse... You don't want to stand out and draw attention to yourself.
Conformity has always been EASIER than being an individual with a FREE MIND. Why  make waves when you can just blend in?? I was NOT born into a cookie cutter. Adversity has tempered me like steel to withstand the pressures of senseless consumerism. MY LOVE will never be measured with a DOLLAR SIGN!! I just want those that I love to be happy.
Lets band together to STOP spreading the seeds of dissent from the beginning of youth. Why not teach the REAL meaning of the holiday?
WANT TO KNOW WHO THE REAL SANTA CLAUSE IS?

This legend of Santa came from a Siberian MAGIC MUSHROOM FARMER. The story goes that he looked like the Santa we all know. Red felt costume with white fur trim and big black boots. WE added the Hat. WE added the nonexistent magical reindeer that FLY. Seriously?? NO wonder kids HATE their parents!! What a crock of crap. WE added the elves and mythology. SANTA doesn't make those TOYS. Parents are the ones that are paying through the nose for our obsessiveness and child WORSHIP. We don't have to disillusion them from childhood. They can still be young and have fun WITHOUT us lying to them. It's just NOT necessary. Good MORALS start with the TRUTH.

Since I brought it up, I need to comment on the whole issue of child worship. I think it is a tragedy that our children are obsessively pandered too and parents find themselves unable or unwilling to actually say the word NO to their little ones. NOTHING has to be EARNED now. We are so impatient for the next new toy or the next new little gadget that we can obsess over, abuse, then throw away. This is the cycle of mindless American CONSUMERISM. Companies are desperately trying to hook you, get their claws in you, making you a SLAVE to their services or products that your NOW ALSO OBSESSIVE child CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!! WAAAHHHH!!! WAAAAHHHH!! The only appropriate answer to this is NO. The corporations have begun making their products INTENTIONALLY INFERIOR for the sole purpose of MORE profits. They want you to have to KEEP buying things you don't really NEED... THINK about it!!

So the REAL Santa would go out in the early morning all the way through the day and into the night on the day that would later become Christmas eve. This legend is from about a thousand years ago, I believe.
What was he doing out for all that time, Quiet Mouse? I'm glad you asked. :)
Well, he was out in the forest. Much like the forest of the North West part of the United States (states like N. California, Oregon and Washington) and parts of Canada, Siberia has a lot of forests in this cold wet environment. In the days of late fall, early winter, a rare type of mushroom grows at the feet of conifer trees like Pine. Amanita muscaria is a "poisonous" magic mushroom, seen in movies like Alice in Wonderland and video games like Super Mario Brothers. It is red capped with white spores on top giving it a speckled appearance. This mushroom has been used for centuries dating back to Sumerian and Egyptian hieroglyphics and cuneiform drawings. It is widely believed by shamans and gurus, monks and clerics that this A. Muscaria mushroom is a key to becoming CLOSER with the holy spirit.
Religious entities like the Roman Catholic Church desire to eradicate this mushroom and cannabis. How could they have people thinking freely and becoming close to GOD WITHOUT the church? Billions of people would NOT THROW their money into a plate, or bowl, till, whatever... if they new that NATURE ALREADY HAD THE ANSWER. Thousands of years people. I talked about this in one of my other blogs. THEY don't want naturally grown options to be available for you to be relieved from PAIN, ANXIETY, DEPRESSION, etc. Not when they have you HOOKED on prescription pharmaceuticals that are NOT NATURAL and NOT GOOD FOR US.
Now our Santa would harvest these mushrooms, looking everywhere and putting them all into his big black sack. The homes that the Siberians where living in at that time period were similar to native American tepees.
Santa would indeed climb down the chimney of this residence and he would string the mushrooms across a line on the fireplace mantle (NOT LIGHTS or BELLS) to dry for consumption the next morning. This is on what we call Christmas Eve!! The next morning, the family would come down and the mushrooms would be put in a "stocking" that also hung from near the mantle. Santa's traditional HO HO HO is indicative of the A. Muscaria's ability to make you laugh in a very jolly manner. And to give you an experience of otherworldliness to feel closer to the maker, the creator.
So these magic mushrooms WERE the GIFTS on this special occasion, NOT meaningless presents. The family, including the children ALL ate from this forbidden fruit and they spent the day TOGETHER with LOVE in their hearts, close to the Holy Spirit laughing, giggling and having fun. THAT SHOULD be the TRUE meaning of Christmas!
I'm not telling anyone or everyone to STOP buying your kids something, your significant other, parents, or boss, whoever...
All I PERSONALLY, your friend the Quiet Mouse wants, is for everyone to GET REAL! STOP LYING!! A society and culture based on lies is DOOMED for failure. STAND UP to meaningless consumerism. If you ARE going to give gifts, try to actually KNOW the person. Get them something that will help them become a better person or something that is practical and THOUGHT out. Personal gifts that are TRULY from the HEART always hold more value to the recipient. And sometimes a little gift can go a long way. Sometimes people are just happy to GET something.
And STOP rationalizing EVERYTHING on our kids!! LYING to them is NEVER in our BEST INTEREST!! Garbage IN = Garbage OUT!! Do we want little manipulative, greedy, lying, consumer driven children? It can STILL be about THEM as a day of celebration. They just don't need a bunch of junk. Try taking them somewhere they will never forget instead of spending hundreds of dollars on toys that will be broken or recalled from contaminated Lead or other hazardous material that China has no regulations over. Why NOT take our children out for a walk on Christmas with some nature and true spirit?

I have said it many times and I am not ready to stop while I still have air to breathe... we HAVE TO THINK!! Mindless zombie consumerism is non-sustainable.

I hope this, along with my other blogs will help open your third eye: they eye of spiritual consciousness. I truly believe we are ALL ONE people, we just have to WAKE UP from this Matrix. The ONLY group that is benefiting from this mess is the CORPORATIONS. What is your MONEY buying you? I don't want my money to buy greedy, disrespectful kids. I want my kids to KNOW that Christmas is about family as a time to renew relationships and plant the PROPER seeds for the future of our families.
This is the one and only Quiet Mouse. Peace. Love. Respect