F#*K the McRib!!

So, my friends, this is the Quiet Mouse once again ready to bend your mind and open your eyes to what is real. This blog is a couple weeks overdue because of the holiday season, but still needs to be said regardless. This blog will most likely be short...
I, like many others have seen the nearly constant bombardment of commercials on the propaganda box from the company known as McDonalds. They are just SO eager to snare in their customers with cheaply PROCESSED foods that are basically just CRAP and EMPTY CALORIES. Now, this blog isn't meant to bring down the giant corporation. I just want to point out how bizzare this following for this PRODUCT has become. That and how disgusting it really is.
Now, I HAVE tried this McRib before (you can't form a TRUE OPINION without first trying new things), many years ago when I was high school/early college-age and quite frankly I was LESS than impressed then. And it seems that over the years this product has developed quite the following. Apparently there are different McDonalds restaurants who have kept this item on the menu causing what could be no less referred to as a "cult" group of followers to drive miles and miles for what they believe to be a "tasty" treat...
Is it worth all they hype and celebration from "fans" to drive, worship, and obsess over this McRib?
Lets look at what IT is... Get rid of the onion and pickles and what do you have left... A slimy piece of PRESSED pork a$$holes and elbows MADE to look like it came from the rib region of a PIG. I am not questioning the pork content at all... just WHAT PART of the pig they used to make IT. My guess: leftovers from the slaughterhouse FLOOR, kinda like hot dogs. NOT very kosher if you ask me.
The bread that this pork beast is made with has HFCS in it and so does the BBQ sauce... So I really have to ask the most important question: WHERE IS THE APPEAL?

CHEAP! CHEAP! CHEAP!

But wait a minute Quiet Mouse... it isn't really cheap or convenient to get "FAST" food any longer.
Well, I can't argue with that. Have you actually gone OUT to eat lately at one of these "fast food" places? The service is sooo slooooow. Where is the fast? There is no "customer is always right" any longer either. All we have become is another number. ORDER UP #187... It's not really CHEAP either any longer. I could go to a REAL restaurant and have some vegetables with my meat for a few bucks more. Super size this!! (You know which finger I'm raising up high, so don't play dumb...)
It is disgraceful enough that this corporation has been caught feeding KANGAROO MEAT in it's burgers before. AND since they stopped using ANIMAL FAT to cook thier fried foods in... well, they just put DEHYDRATED BEEF FAT on their french fries now... ewww!! On an evolutionary level, we all crave animal fat as a sustinance for life, BUT... that is NOT the goal of this company, oh no, no, no...
Along with the criminal use of HFCS in its products, the purposeful use of adding animal FAT is to make US into the very COWS and PIGS we CRAVE TO CONSUME... cause that's what we are: consumers.
Verdict... THUMBS WAY DOWN for this McRib. Overhyped! Overpriced! Over-consumed!
What are you putting in your stomach? Cheap filler that leaves you sluggish and feeling nasty later? Or are you ready to wake up and DEMAND something better? Maybe if enough of us rally for the cause the gov't would subsidize FRUIT instead of CORN???

Open your eyes and see what you already KNOW. We ALL know what IS good for us and what ISN'T... and if you DON'T... READ A BOOK!! Like Eat this, not that!

This has been the Quiet Mouse once again... WAKE UP!!