Namaste and welcome back to another special edition of the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back. If you didn't know by now, I most certainly love boobs and well, I don't know about you, but they sure make me smile A LOT!
So join me today won't you as I once again explore all things wonderful that are boobs, and all the fun things you can do with them. I can see you now, kinda like a kid in a candy store, or feeling like it's Christmas and you're eagerly waiting to open up your present... wink wink... you know what I'm saying dudes?
So you're probably thinking something like... "Mouse, you've already said so much about those lovely breasts, what else could you possibly say?"
Well since you are out there in my audience and you have spent your quality time to read my blog, let's just jump right in. Bodies come in all shapes and sizes and the boobs attached are no different. They are all similar and alike in many ways, but they are like snowflakes, each unique and special. Last time we talked about the different shapes of boobs, now I want to talk about uses for boobs, other than ogling at like a drooling monkey... and sometimes that's okay too, fellas. I know many women have insecurities about their breasts because us men are genuinely obsessed. Sex is used to sell pretty much EVERYTHING these days and we are constantly inundated with images of those lovely melons... which obviously makes us highly aroused. What, do women think that we WANT to walk around with a hard on all the time? Please understand that I am in NO WAY saying to hide those boobies from men. Actually, I think that boobs aught to be shown MORE often.
So boobs are good for staring at. Check. Boobs are also good for fondling. It doesn't really matter how big they are if you're like a kid in just wanting to rip open the package and play with the toys. Bigger boobs are required for when you want to motorboat them or stick your sausage up in between... that doesn't work so well with little tatas, I'm afraid. Boobs are also great to suck on, lick, tease, and nibble (with her permission, of course, ALWAYS!!!). One of my favorite ways to do this is during sex when the woman is on top and the chesticles get to hang free right above my face... plus sometimes licking and sucking on them helps the woman get off in this position too.
So now you're thinking I'm at the end of the rope. You may be thinking... "But Mouse, what else are sweater kittens good for?"
For one, see above picture. I can attest first hand that they do make a good alarm clock. That and having your cock sucked, are both great ways to awaken in the morning making you feel fabulous!
Also, many know that boobs make GREAT pillows as they are soft and comfortable. You can be young or old and appreciate this added bonus feature... again, those with small breasts find this more difficult.
Another widely known use of boobs for centuries is using them as an aiming target for your cumshot... tramp stamp works fine too, but that's for another blog, lol. Some times women don't want to take a load in the mouth, tongue, throat, etc... and that is completely understandable, but she will likely take your massive load on the puppies. Buy baby wipes, she'll appreciate the easy clean-up of your jizm.
Other obvious uses for boobs are breast feeding infants, flotation devices in case of water landing, air bags in case of crash and a place to set your beer (butt crack works on some chicks with badonkadonks too). Cats seem to like sleeping on a nice rack too. There is a whole website dedicated to cats and racks, funny enough.
Boobs can and are used for a whole lot of advertising from cars to cheeseburgers, sports and beer, and a whole lot in between.
But the #1 use for boobs of all time is..... wait for it.... wait for it....
DISTRACTION. Boobs have been used innumerable times to take a guy in an instant from upset to calmed down as there is something magical about the twins pleasantly sitting on her chest in front of you. Doesn't matter what you were thinking, doing, or talking about, when a straight man sees boobs, his mind goes blank and all that he can think about in the world for a few moments is "BOOBIES!!!" And thus begins the ogling. OR, the distraction is used by women to get what they want from the man, since he wants boobs and pussy. I'd say it's a pretty fair trade. There's a reason God gave women the boobs and pussy, cause if we dudes had them... well, nothing would EVER get done in the world.
Well to all my boob lovers and perverts out there... I will leave you with some boob pics, as always. This has been the one and only Quiet Mouse. FOR THE LOVE OF BOOBIES!!
So join me today won't you as I once again explore all things wonderful that are boobs, and all the fun things you can do with them. I can see you now, kinda like a kid in a candy store, or feeling like it's Christmas and you're eagerly waiting to open up your present... wink wink... you know what I'm saying dudes?
So you're probably thinking something like... "Mouse, you've already said so much about those lovely breasts, what else could you possibly say?"
Well since you are out there in my audience and you have spent your quality time to read my blog, let's just jump right in. Bodies come in all shapes and sizes and the boobs attached are no different. They are all similar and alike in many ways, but they are like snowflakes, each unique and special. Last time we talked about the different shapes of boobs, now I want to talk about uses for boobs, other than ogling at like a drooling monkey... and sometimes that's okay too, fellas. I know many women have insecurities about their breasts because us men are genuinely obsessed. Sex is used to sell pretty much EVERYTHING these days and we are constantly inundated with images of those lovely melons... which obviously makes us highly aroused. What, do women think that we WANT to walk around with a hard on all the time? Please understand that I am in NO WAY saying to hide those boobies from men. Actually, I think that boobs aught to be shown MORE often.
So boobs are good for staring at. Check. Boobs are also good for fondling. It doesn't really matter how big they are if you're like a kid in just wanting to rip open the package and play with the toys. Bigger boobs are required for when you want to motorboat them or stick your sausage up in between... that doesn't work so well with little tatas, I'm afraid. Boobs are also great to suck on, lick, tease, and nibble (with her permission, of course, ALWAYS!!!). One of my favorite ways to do this is during sex when the woman is on top and the chesticles get to hang free right above my face... plus sometimes licking and sucking on them helps the woman get off in this position too.
So now you're thinking I'm at the end of the rope. You may be thinking... "But Mouse, what else are sweater kittens good for?"
For one, see above picture. I can attest first hand that they do make a good alarm clock. That and having your cock sucked, are both great ways to awaken in the morning making you feel fabulous!
Also, many know that boobs make GREAT pillows as they are soft and comfortable. You can be young or old and appreciate this added bonus feature... again, those with small breasts find this more difficult.
Another widely known use of boobs for centuries is using them as an aiming target for your cumshot... tramp stamp works fine too, but that's for another blog, lol. Some times women don't want to take a load in the mouth, tongue, throat, etc... and that is completely understandable, but she will likely take your massive load on the puppies. Buy baby wipes, she'll appreciate the easy clean-up of your jizm.
Other obvious uses for boobs are breast feeding infants, flotation devices in case of water landing, air bags in case of crash and a place to set your beer (butt crack works on some chicks with badonkadonks too). Cats seem to like sleeping on a nice rack too. There is a whole website dedicated to cats and racks, funny enough.
Boobs can and are used for a whole lot of advertising from cars to cheeseburgers, sports and beer, and a whole lot in between.
But the #1 use for boobs of all time is..... wait for it.... wait for it....
DISTRACTION. Boobs have been used innumerable times to take a guy in an instant from upset to calmed down as there is something magical about the twins pleasantly sitting on her chest in front of you. Doesn't matter what you were thinking, doing, or talking about, when a straight man sees boobs, his mind goes blank and all that he can think about in the world for a few moments is "BOOBIES!!!" And thus begins the ogling. OR, the distraction is used by women to get what they want from the man, since he wants boobs and pussy. I'd say it's a pretty fair trade. There's a reason God gave women the boobs and pussy, cause if we dudes had them... well, nothing would EVER get done in the world.
Well to all my boob lovers and perverts out there... I will leave you with some boob pics, as always. This has been the one and only Quiet Mouse. FOR THE LOVE OF BOOBIES!!
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