Quiet Mouse strikes back: Breasts are AWESOME!!!

No matter what you may call them, be it fun bags, boobies, bazongas, tits, hooters, honkers, big-uns, ta-ta's, boulders, cajunga's, cantelopes, chi chi's, coconuts, dual air bags, sweater kittens, twin moons of Jupiter, torpedoes, whoppers, puppies, nockers, jumblies, milk jugs, or whatever you call them, ALL men can agree that BREASTS ARE AWESOME!!!

Welcome back my friends and fellow horn-dogs. It's been a while since I've talked about boobs, so I wanted to do so again to reaffirm my love for these wonderful creations, truly a gift from God.

The beauty of boobs is that they are all unique like a snowflake, and yet can be put into simple categories for the primitive caveman to understand as well as ogle at.

Through a lifetime of loving boobs and having seem MANY (including the fact that all women have 2 & I have met a woman with 1...) I have managed to narrow down the categories to what I would say about 5 main types.

1) INVISI-TITS

I had to start with my LEAST favorite kind. These tiny little mosquito bites often come attached to a tiny skinny little stick figure of an anorexic fashion model or movie starlet. Some boobs are better than no boobs and a woman with no frills and no thrills, miss 6 o'clock with the ironing board backside better get to steppin'. Then again, sometimes girls with no boobs will compensate in other ways like giving great head... not my type... moving on...

2) My second least favorite type of boobs are FAKE BREASTS.

Fake breasts usually come from the women who fit into category 1. I can imagine the lack of self esteem from having a chest that looks like a teenage boy, but SOME women really DO take it a little too far, don't you think. Breasts ARE NOT meant to look like perfectly round basketballs on your chest, there is supposed to be some cushioning and give, and it is especially appalling to see the scars and plastic rippling from the saline bags surgically inserted. I have even done some of these procedures as a surgical tech when I was in the Navy. Pretty gruesome stuff to have to go through for a little self-esteem. The main positive thing I can say about these fake breasts is that they do certainly look nice when you're throwing dollar bills at them from the floor to the stage, lol... and they look good in a sweater or tank top too... sometimes, unless it's a FRANKEN-BOOBIE... aaaaaaaaahhhhh!!! Also, again for models and actresses, not for the main populace of society.

3) SAGGING TITS

It is understandable how 18+ years of gravity can get things a little weighed down making them look like a sad clown, especially if they started off as large natural breasts. Even the BEST bras that offer support, separation, and lift can only withhold the effects of gravity for so long. It's just a FACT. However, it is sometimes difficult for a man to spot these droopy boobies due to this exact same new lingerie technology as I just mentioned. In fact, thanks to the wonder-where-the-fuck-they-went bra, many men are faced with the real possibility of being sold a false bill of goods... you THOUGHT it was a firm C cup only to find out it's a saggy B... :( These are also women who due to lowered self-esteem will undergo surgery under the knife. Sad.

4) PERKY BREASTS aka the PERFECT HANDFUL

Usually it is common to find these perky chesticles on younger women or those who have managed to stay in shape, often the athletic type. These breasts are great for men who don't want to hear about the woman's back pain, but they are large enough to play with and fondle. They look good with or without a bra, have a good amount of pointing out of the shirt and will often be spied on with pointy pencil eraser nipples that always seem cold standing up to say "Hey! How YOU doing?"... lol.

5) Last but NOT LEAST... PILLOW TITS

EVERY MAN loves to stare at a large set of boobs, thus the entire reason for #2 above. I personally LOVE a great big set of natural boobs that just feel so good with my head in between them. Kids love them too, in fact, even many of the women WITH the boobs love fondling and playing with them. I think IT'S GRRREEEEAAAAATTTT! Big boobs just scream out to men "PLEASE PUT YOUR PENIS BETWEEN US!!" And we as men are generally happy to oblige :) Like most kinds of breasts, it is important to keep the Breast to Waist ratio in proportion, as no one likes it when the gut sticks out further than the boobs... just sayin'. Either way, it is easy to see why these beauties are just wonderful rays of sunshine and happiness... the cause of many a smile, I'm sure ;)

Despite what ever kinds of boobs you have as a woman, or LOVE as a man... there are plenty of equal opportunity boob lovers out there, so don't feel yourself slighted, cause there is someone out there that is gonna love your love orbs EXACTLY the way they are now, without surgery. For all those who love breasts out there... you're in GOOD COMPANY! For YOU... here are some more images of some really great breasts. I hope you like. Sign up to be a follower of my blog, leave some comments, and read some of my past postings, I'm up over 160 of them now. Thanks for your support and I'll see you at the boobies ;) This is the one and only Quiet Mouse.

Peace. Love. Respect.