Say It Aint So...

Hello and welcome back my friends and fellow knowledge seekers to my blog: the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back. I am your blog host the one and only Quiet Mouse. 

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Let's jump right in and get started. I'm sure that you are quizzically looking at the title of the blog and wondering what kind of antics I am gonna rant and rave on today... well, here goes.

Today I want to basically joke about dudes again, cause let's be honest, we are and can indeed be very humorous to one another and indeed frustrating to the opposite gender, women.

So I just have to call it out like I see it... cause that's what I do. 

What is up with dudes who talk themselves OUT of getting some pussy???

I happen to know several dudes who are genuinely VERY nice guys, but they don't seem to be able to seal the deal when it comes to the end of the date night. 

So basically I have narrowed it down to two types of men that cannot seal this deal with women. But first I just want to say that with the arrogance and stupidity of some men (often over obsessed with violence and ignorant behavior), it is a wonder we have propagated as a species to this point. I mean seriously... 

Okay so the two types are this. 1) they talk too much  OR 2) they don't talk enough

Before I go into specifics, I want to say this about women... if a woman is unwilling to talk about herself, RUN!!! BE SCARED!! She is probably hiding some HUGE skeletons in her closet. Hey the same could be said about men too. Point being is that EVERYONE has some kind of demons in the past they would rather not talk about or outright forget. We all know this to be true, despite how we chose to deny or ignore the truth.

Now for these dudes who talk too much. Some are intelligent, articulate individuals.... but then again some are fucking idiots to be quite frank. If you either positively or negatively talk yourself OUT of getting some pussy... perhaps you should brush up on your communication techniques?

On the flip side of the coin of course are the people who don't talk enough or at all. They sit there like a zombie with rigor mortis petrified of the thought of getting some pussy OR they genuinely are so boring as a person that they truly do not have anything to say... or often when they DO say something it is generally inappropriate, crude, or vulgar.

NO ONE WANTS TO GO OUT WITH A TOTAL POTTY MOUTH!! I'd say pretty surely that is MOST men's problem: they feel the need to somehow "prove" their manhood, so they act like an ass, showing off their "brains" or other skills like the helicopter dick. 

And if your best moves are in the range of POINT AND THRUST... well then you are really fucked son.

"Well Quiet Mouse, what do you suggest then?" The peanut gallery asks.

Quite simply put, I think a lot of these issues could be solved with a couple quick solutions.

1) Hang your guns up at the door. Don't let past disappointments cloud your judgement. Each new person has a different personality and interests. ACT ACCORDINGLY!

2) Get over your EGO! Yes I said it and I'm gonna say it again... GET OVER YOUR EGO!! I don't care how big of a stud you THINK you are... that bullshit does NOT impress MOST women. It might have impressed your Jr. High or High School girl friend, but real WOMEN are NOT impressed by a dude acting like an egotistical douche. 

3) Take everything with a grain of salt. The woman sitting across from you is probably equally (if not more) obsessed and insecure with her looks, perfume, make-up, etc. The point is that confidence is sexy, your bathroom vending machine cologne that makes you smell like a Turkish outhouse is NOT sexy!!

4) Find commonality. If you have NOTHING in common with the other person... why are you trying to fuck them?? Sex is SO MUCH BETTER when you are with someone that you enjoy being around and DON'T have to get drunk or mickie with some date rape drug (unfortunately this STILL happens) and this brings me to another point.

5) There are SO MANY women out there in the world that if you CAN'T find someone to fuck you... DAMN you must be a LOSER. Sorry for being so blunt, but fellas, get some skills. Read a book or magazine. I know you think it is cliche cause it's a woman's magazine, but get a damn Cosmopolitan. There are all kinds of tips in there for BOTH men and women to have a better sex life TOGETHER.

Well, I don't think much else needs to be said. I'll just end this with a quote from the lovable Forrest Gump

"Stupid is as stupid does."

No wonder so many women are turning into lesbians... have you seen the low standards of these wanna-be chumps out there. Sad and pathetic. People just need to have higher standards for themselves in general. Show yourself some more respect or no one else will. I've said this before and I'm gonna say it again. If you treat yourself like a whore (men and women)... that is EXACTLY how you will be treated in return. And for the love of God... if you aren't planning on having kids: WEAR A CONDOM or 2 since some dudes just can't keep their dicks in the pants and just have to fuck someone they KNOW they will regret in the morning.

This has been the Quiet Mouse. Have some self respect, confidence, and respect for others as well. Men need women and women need men. So let's be good to one another please. Hang up the ego and drama from the past. Be the MAN today by actually LISTENING instead of running your head like you have diarrhea of the mouth, unconscious of your verbal idiocy.

Peace. Love. Truth. Respect.