Thank you to all my friends, family, and fellow knowledge seekers to another posting for the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back. Today I briefly want to discuss Valentine's day and the possible gifts to get your loved one.
Can we be honest and say that V-day is primarily a holiday for women in this modern age? It started out as an ancient tradition when blood letting to appease the gods was a common practice. Young women and virgins were ceremonially beaten until they bled during these times. It was believed then that this blood sacrifice in the late winter (similar to the groundhog tradition) would lead to an early spring and a productive sowing of the seeds.
Moving forward a thousand years the modern celebration of Valentine's day is more about consumerism as it feels like a contest to prove our love to others through the purchasing of gifts, primarily in the shape of conjoined hearts. Other gifts common for this holiday are chocolates, flowers, and jewelry.
I want to suggest an alternative gift for this day of love and togetherness. Give oral sex. Lick your girlfriend or wife's pussy if you're a dude. Suck your boyfriend or husband's cock if you're a woman. You don't have to go all "Lonely Island" and wrap your junk in a box, but a bow may be nice.
In lieu of the topic, I highly suggest washing yourself properly if you want your partner to go down on you. As I have posted in other blogs, don't be shy about trimming your pubes since no one wants those in their mouth either.
The most important thing to remember about Valentine's Day is to show your loved ones how much you care. You don't have to spend a fortune on expensive gifts, dinner, AND a movie (if you DO, go see Deadpool). It's the thought that counts for most people, so a home cooked dinner, Netflix, and some dedicated, long-lasting head might just curl those toes the right way. And what better way to show your love than to give your partner an orgasm?!?
Thank you for your time today. Please go back and read some of my other blogs totaling nearly 300 now. Be good to your loved ones in a positive, meaningful way. It doesn't matter how, when, why, how or who you love, as long as you are showing love.
Can we be honest and say that V-day is primarily a holiday for women in this modern age? It started out as an ancient tradition when blood letting to appease the gods was a common practice. Young women and virgins were ceremonially beaten until they bled during these times. It was believed then that this blood sacrifice in the late winter (similar to the groundhog tradition) would lead to an early spring and a productive sowing of the seeds.
Moving forward a thousand years the modern celebration of Valentine's day is more about consumerism as it feels like a contest to prove our love to others through the purchasing of gifts, primarily in the shape of conjoined hearts. Other gifts common for this holiday are chocolates, flowers, and jewelry.
I want to suggest an alternative gift for this day of love and togetherness. Give oral sex. Lick your girlfriend or wife's pussy if you're a dude. Suck your boyfriend or husband's cock if you're a woman. You don't have to go all "Lonely Island" and wrap your junk in a box, but a bow may be nice.
In lieu of the topic, I highly suggest washing yourself properly if you want your partner to go down on you. As I have posted in other blogs, don't be shy about trimming your pubes since no one wants those in their mouth either.
The most important thing to remember about Valentine's Day is to show your loved ones how much you care. You don't have to spend a fortune on expensive gifts, dinner, AND a movie (if you DO, go see Deadpool). It's the thought that counts for most people, so a home cooked dinner, Netflix, and some dedicated, long-lasting head might just curl those toes the right way. And what better way to show your love than to give your partner an orgasm?!?
Thank you for your time today. Please go back and read some of my other blogs totaling nearly 300 now. Be good to your loved ones in a positive, meaningful way. It doesn't matter how, when, why, how or who you love, as long as you are showing love.
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