So check this out... today I wanted to share with you something of interest that I heard of the other day. I spent a few days researching and I think you will find humor in what I have found about the ancient art of pelvic massage, namely its use for the treatment of hysteria. This is the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back. Strap in folks... are you not ready to be entertained?
In our modern era we seldom think of the origins of things like medicine, science, religion, politics, etc. In our inter-woven web of life where EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED it is the duty of those like myself to inform others of knowledge that has been overlooked or forgotten. This topic seems especially relevant as it can be dated back over 2000 years to the time of the ancient Greeks, talked about in medial papers by Plato and Hippocrates where it was theorized that women had a wondering womb "blocking passages, obstructing breathing, and causing disease".
First I want to say that hysteria itself is latin and is literally translated as hyst (uterus) ia (disease)... thus "uterus (or womb) disease". This of course was a very radical notion, but was treated by medical "professionals" for more than 2 thousand years until the invention of the modern vibrator.
So this apparent hysteria was often noticed in women that were sexually deprived such as nuns, widows, virgins, and occasionally the married woman. At one time it was believed that a quarter of all women suffered from this condition; that's 25% or 1 in 4 women... now THAT is kinda crazy... but then again who DOESN'T go a little bit crazy if they are sexually deprived. Bear in mind please that since the inception of the Roman Catholic Church, masturbation has been considered sinful... not sure exactly how the doctor manually rubbing it out was so much better, but yet the practice continued up until modern times. Apparently now we know why so many men wanted to be gynecologists... and here I was thinking that they just wanted to SEE some pussy... I had no idea that the women were actually going to the doctor to get off. I suppose it does make sense though because don't you really feel a great sense of relief when you have an orgasm? Is is so much different if done by self or by someone else? Oh and did I mention that it was quite a lucrative practice for this pelvic/vaginal massage as it is only minimally invasive, no chance of death, and a LOT of repeat business...
Let's keep exploring and see if we can find some answers.
Now it wasn't always a man's job to perform the vaginal or pelvic massage to those with hysterical paroxysm, often the job was done by a nurse or a midwife as well to treat symptoms that would later be diagnosed by modern psychology following the work done by Sigmund Freud such as schizophrenia, neuroses, epilepsy, anxiety disorder, and conversion disorder, among others. Hysteria seemed at one point to be a kind of catch-all diagnosis for a whole slew of undefinable medical disorders for women. So the doctor or midwife would manually masturbate the woman either internally or externally to orgasm to relieve the patient of her ailment, whatever it may be.
Toward the end of the 1900s mechanical vibrators had been invented to replace the demand on the physicians time where the patient could then "self soothe" the hysteria at home rather than take up the doctors precious time. There has been the use of dildo's since pre-New Testament biblical times, but the modern advent of a mechanical device for masturbation was a profound invention that blossomed and women did not have to feel bad about rubbing one out or fear of being judged due to alleged mental illness... after all, doctor knows best, right?
Now let's go back again a tad bit because I want to re-emphasize that in older days sex was used more as a means of procreation and since the days of the Romans, up until the 1960's, free love wasn't that popular for a long time. Sex was generally OVER once the man put his penis into the vagina and blew his wad like the "Little Engine that just couldn't keep it UP"... and this misogynism went on for a really long time. In my opinion "hysteria" (no longer considered a proper medical terminology) was caused by the fact that only about 50% of women can get off by penis insertion alone. Half of women NEED some sort of external stimulation that at the time was NOT being provided by willing husbands, as they were only interested in their OWN sexual satisfaction... why not would the women then seek out assistance from medical expertise? It has really only been in the last hundred years or so and especially after the women's lib. movement that men have taken an interest in the female orgasm, beyond the doctor's office and in the bedroom, I mean.
Now I want to talk about the modern era of masturbation. In some circles, often highly religious ones, it is still deemed "sinful" for a woman or man to self-pleasure stating that it is only the sexual act between a man and a woman that is acceptable. I beg to differ in this opinion, however, because most of those same religions look down on contraceptives as well. Beyond the fact that religion WANTS more babies to be born so they will grow up to throw money into a VERY LUCRATIVE pot... it would seem that hitting bulls-eye every time you wanted to have sex and having a baby would kinda suck... especially for the woman. For modern women who are busy in the work force and have less than stellar time to pick and chose among the rabble of unshaven miscreants, metro-sexuals, homosexuals, and dumb jocks... it is acceptable and understandable to have BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) as a stand by.
I seek to re-emphasize as I have in past blogs that there is NOTHING that replaces sex. However, it is healthy and natural to seek out self satisfaction... especially if it will relieve mental illness, lol.
Here is an example of what the first mechanical vibrators looked like.
Modern vibrators come in all kinds of shapes, sizes, and colors all the way from pocket pleasure to KING KONG, like the ones you see in porno. Don't worry if at first your man is intimidated by BOB, but in TALKING and getting to know one another sexually with your PARTNER, he will loosen up and learn to appreciate BOB as a supplement to an already otherwise healthy relationship. Even if you don't chose to use them in your bedroom, one cannot deny the rich history of the story of the pelvic massage all the way to modern vibrators and their epic rise to modern CLIMAX.
So my fellow horn dogs, slut puppies, and equal opportunity masturbaters... GET OUT THERE AND GET SOME... PLEASE YOUR WOMAN DAMN IT! You don't have the doctor to do it any longer for you... MEN, it's time to step up and please your woman. Find the clit and the g-spot... you'll be a hero for some lucky lady. For now, this has been the one and only Quiet Mouse.
Peace. Love. Respect. Reciprocation.
In our modern era we seldom think of the origins of things like medicine, science, religion, politics, etc. In our inter-woven web of life where EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED it is the duty of those like myself to inform others of knowledge that has been overlooked or forgotten. This topic seems especially relevant as it can be dated back over 2000 years to the time of the ancient Greeks, talked about in medial papers by Plato and Hippocrates where it was theorized that women had a wondering womb "blocking passages, obstructing breathing, and causing disease".
First I want to say that hysteria itself is latin and is literally translated as hyst (uterus) ia (disease)... thus "uterus (or womb) disease". This of course was a very radical notion, but was treated by medical "professionals" for more than 2 thousand years until the invention of the modern vibrator.
So this apparent hysteria was often noticed in women that were sexually deprived such as nuns, widows, virgins, and occasionally the married woman. At one time it was believed that a quarter of all women suffered from this condition; that's 25% or 1 in 4 women... now THAT is kinda crazy... but then again who DOESN'T go a little bit crazy if they are sexually deprived. Bear in mind please that since the inception of the Roman Catholic Church, masturbation has been considered sinful... not sure exactly how the doctor manually rubbing it out was so much better, but yet the practice continued up until modern times. Apparently now we know why so many men wanted to be gynecologists... and here I was thinking that they just wanted to SEE some pussy... I had no idea that the women were actually going to the doctor to get off. I suppose it does make sense though because don't you really feel a great sense of relief when you have an orgasm? Is is so much different if done by self or by someone else? Oh and did I mention that it was quite a lucrative practice for this pelvic/vaginal massage as it is only minimally invasive, no chance of death, and a LOT of repeat business...
Let's keep exploring and see if we can find some answers.
Now it wasn't always a man's job to perform the vaginal or pelvic massage to those with hysterical paroxysm, often the job was done by a nurse or a midwife as well to treat symptoms that would later be diagnosed by modern psychology following the work done by Sigmund Freud such as schizophrenia, neuroses, epilepsy, anxiety disorder, and conversion disorder, among others. Hysteria seemed at one point to be a kind of catch-all diagnosis for a whole slew of undefinable medical disorders for women. So the doctor or midwife would manually masturbate the woman either internally or externally to orgasm to relieve the patient of her ailment, whatever it may be.
Toward the end of the 1900s mechanical vibrators had been invented to replace the demand on the physicians time where the patient could then "self soothe" the hysteria at home rather than take up the doctors precious time. There has been the use of dildo's since pre-New Testament biblical times, but the modern advent of a mechanical device for masturbation was a profound invention that blossomed and women did not have to feel bad about rubbing one out or fear of being judged due to alleged mental illness... after all, doctor knows best, right?
Now let's go back again a tad bit because I want to re-emphasize that in older days sex was used more as a means of procreation and since the days of the Romans, up until the 1960's, free love wasn't that popular for a long time. Sex was generally OVER once the man put his penis into the vagina and blew his wad like the "Little Engine that just couldn't keep it UP"... and this misogynism went on for a really long time. In my opinion "hysteria" (no longer considered a proper medical terminology) was caused by the fact that only about 50% of women can get off by penis insertion alone. Half of women NEED some sort of external stimulation that at the time was NOT being provided by willing husbands, as they were only interested in their OWN sexual satisfaction... why not would the women then seek out assistance from medical expertise? It has really only been in the last hundred years or so and especially after the women's lib. movement that men have taken an interest in the female orgasm, beyond the doctor's office and in the bedroom, I mean.
Now I want to talk about the modern era of masturbation. In some circles, often highly religious ones, it is still deemed "sinful" for a woman or man to self-pleasure stating that it is only the sexual act between a man and a woman that is acceptable. I beg to differ in this opinion, however, because most of those same religions look down on contraceptives as well. Beyond the fact that religion WANTS more babies to be born so they will grow up to throw money into a VERY LUCRATIVE pot... it would seem that hitting bulls-eye every time you wanted to have sex and having a baby would kinda suck... especially for the woman. For modern women who are busy in the work force and have less than stellar time to pick and chose among the rabble of unshaven miscreants, metro-sexuals, homosexuals, and dumb jocks... it is acceptable and understandable to have BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) as a stand by.
I seek to re-emphasize as I have in past blogs that there is NOTHING that replaces sex. However, it is healthy and natural to seek out self satisfaction... especially if it will relieve mental illness, lol.
Modern vibrators come in all kinds of shapes, sizes, and colors all the way from pocket pleasure to KING KONG, like the ones you see in porno. Don't worry if at first your man is intimidated by BOB, but in TALKING and getting to know one another sexually with your PARTNER, he will loosen up and learn to appreciate BOB as a supplement to an already otherwise healthy relationship. Even if you don't chose to use them in your bedroom, one cannot deny the rich history of the story of the pelvic massage all the way to modern vibrators and their epic rise to modern CLIMAX.
So my fellow horn dogs, slut puppies, and equal opportunity masturbaters... GET OUT THERE AND GET SOME... PLEASE YOUR WOMAN DAMN IT! You don't have the doctor to do it any longer for you... MEN, it's time to step up and please your woman. Find the clit and the g-spot... you'll be a hero for some lucky lady. For now, this has been the one and only Quiet Mouse.
Peace. Love. Respect. Reciprocation.
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