Monday, June 18, 2012

Fashion "VICTIMS"

Hey there! Welcome back! If you are new here, namaste! Thank you for joining me today for another edition of the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back.

This is NOT a blog about the stupid trends in fashion that just recycle clothes from a generation or two ago back upon the mindless consumer driven youth. Bell bottoms were NOT really cool when they were popular... what makes you think we need that back as a fashion trend?
Moving on... today I want to talk more about how idiotic cultural trends are. See above picture. It is retarded that it seems to cost so much more for LESS clothing instead of more. It is trashy and wasteful to buy pre-worn-in pants that are pre-fabricated with holes in them. Shit... that's half the fun of getting new clothes is wearing them in YOURSELF to the point. It is usually when the clothes get holes that we donate them to Goodwill or the Salvation Army to give away to those less fortunate... NOT to spend a load of money JUST TO LOOK LIKE A BUM.

Furthermore, I have seen even more wasteful spending in two main areas: 1) women's clothing and 2) kids clothes.
Let me start with #1, women's clothing. It is silly that women pay MORE money to get LESS clothing. I was out shopping at the mall and I noticed that the skimpy clothing and skinny pants/hip huggers cost MORE than a more modest piece of clothing that was INTACT and NOT full of holes/fraying. It's NOT as if a fat person is buying skinny jeans worn in to make themselves "look" as if they had worked out... I DON'T THINK SO!
This is even more the case when you look into women's intimate apparell such as lingerie; bras and panties. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE places like Victoria's Secret and Frederick's of Hollywood, but I gotta tell you how EXPENSIVE these places are... especially since you can almost buy an entire pack of panties at Target for the same price as ONE from the higher end retail stores. This is but a small example, for it really DOES ONLY GET WORSE FROM THERE!
Moving on to #2, children's clothing. No wonder so many people shop at Target and Wal-Mart for kids clothing. For those who DO have children, you know as I do, that kids grow up so fast, there is really not much point in buying little Vinnie or Debby name brand clothing from the Gap or any of the other OVER-PRICED MALL STORES! This is especially true about shoes, although it pertains to almost ALL of children's clothing.

So what's the verdict? Well, I'd certainly recommend NOT spending more money than you need to on any piece of clothing, be it for a man, woman, or child. STOP caring about what other people think is fashionable and just dress yourself in something that is outdoor appropriate... and if you just INSIST on trying to be cool, you'll save money on buying a WHOLE pair of pants and cut it up YOURSELF, it that be your thing... certainly NOT mine.
The TRUE fashion "victims" are those who WASTE their money on what is considered "in style" because it all comes full circle... soon your out of date wardrobe will be BACK IN STYLE... just give it to a younger generation and they'll think they found something original and cool... you can just sit back and laugh cause it wasn't really cool when YOU liked it either.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Just wear what is comfortable and makes YOU feel good. You don't have to spend a grip to know what you like and to look "cool"... cause YOUR definition, I'll bet, is more cost effective and nicer than the lame ass shit they are trying to sell you, modeled on some skinny, skanky, twiggy bitch on the runway...
Keep your money and keep your pride intact. If you're fat, DON'T WEAR SKINNY JEANS! Oh, and the dudes need to step up and act like MEN instead of wearing make-up and dressing like queers!! If you are NOT an underwear model, then it doesn't really do much good to try and dress like one!!
Peace. Love. Respect.

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