Namaste and welcome to my blog. As per usual, I must remind my readers that this is indeed an adult 18+ blog, viewer and readers be advised. Now, today I wanted to write you a poem about the upcoming election. Please feel free to sign on to become a follower of this running blog, leave comments, and feel free to share with your adult friends and family, if you feel so inclined... now, my poem...
Hillary and Donnie at home by their fires
Bill's getting head from an intern for hire
The mood is all set for a President to be elected
Bankers and business execs hope their pawns be selected
Tensions are mounting with no end in sight
America divided, looking for a fight
Lies and division, bias and greed
Are not the traits in a leader we need
Both are all dressed up for the camera
Trump talks like he's Tony Montana
Grab life by the pussy, or so he said
Lawsuits and victims lining up to get paid
Two weeks til election and all through the White House
Obama and family parasitic like louse
Million dollar vacations on tax payer money
The ride is soon over, but the horizon's not sunny
Hillary likes to wear a $1200 pant suit
She stole from Dr. Evil to boot
Donald Trump has so much product in his hair
It's burning a new hole in the ozone layer
The nation's in peril and tensions are high
Cause Russia's threatening to drop bombs from the sky
The Federal Reserve is un-Constitutional and lame
Stealing our future, so to me that's to blame
No pensions or jobs or food on the plate
But lots of open mouths in this welfare state
It's so hard to please so many daughters and sons
With unfulfilled dreams, what have we become
Our choices are between evil or worse
Neither better than the other, of course
One looks like a Nazi in front of the paparazzi
The other is a pig with the worst fucking wig
Womanizer, racist, xenophobe, and prick
The other one looks like she's needing some dick
Bill's off with an intern having another affair
While Hillary and Donnie have a team fixing their hair
They both pander and slander and both sling the mud
But the American people just don't give a crud
About the lies and scandals and all of the pain
Cause every four years we are at it again
It's either the jackass or the old grouchy elephant
Either way, we aren't getting what we want
You Republicans thought Dr. Paul was too much
Democrats got behind Bernie and such
But the DNC had promised the seat
To the woman everyone had to beat
She's a career politician who's never done anything but lie
Disbarred as a lawyer for behavior that's unethical and wry
Donnie is a career business man who lives out of touch with the land
The more money you have the less about the poor you understand
Hillary should know, making millions off the masses
But truth be told, I think that her and Bill are asses
Trump talks like a locker room and plays to win
Maybe he should think more about the state we are in
I've heard all the debates and there isn't a plan
That we've all waited for across this great land
Of how we're going to lower the tax
While wealthy sit high in white towers and relax
The blood, tears, and sweat, we should never forget
That the veterans who fought and died don't regret
Their service and efforts should not be in vain
We CAN be a nation that is glorious again
Though there is no great frontier or undiscovered land
That doesn't mean we can't live hand in hand
The thought of helping one another isn't odd
In fact, I think that it's rather quite bold
We don't have to be a nation of violence and wars
To be led by criminals and political whores
We don't have to buy into the two party scam
No we really don't have to if it's not part of our plan
The citizens of our nation should always come first
Before giving our money to someone who's worse
Yes, the world is a mess and problems abound
But there aren't a lot of good leaders around
We've looked far and wide from the Atlantic to Pacific
Maybe we should have been more specific
We asked for a leader and got a globalist clown
With misguided interests and a mean mug frown
She's the devil, 666, the mark of the beast
Who offers the world and all you can feast
But the critical soul knows the difference of two
Cause you can't feed another without sacrificing from you
Peter robs Jim to pay welfare to Paul
Taxation is theft, I say it to all
But since they're gonna take it as a matter of fact
Maybe perhaps we could have a choice on that act
A little discretion on where the money is paid
Instead of getting blow jobs in the oval office, getting laid
It's not too much to ask of over 300 million to wake up and heal
It's not a joke feeling like this is all too real
There are many other men and women eager to serve
To preserve our rights, bring back the jobs, and show a little nerve
These United States are wonderful and majestic
With enemies both foreign and domestic
Not all are bad, in fact most are good and funny
Hard working folks trying to make some money
And spend some time with family and friends with no strife
While having some cash and making a hell of a life
There's no place other that has such a feel
Like America baby! Oh yeah, what a deal!
Whatever you do, please get out and vote
It's our patriotic duty to fill out that note
Cast your ballot for red or blue, or write in another
And don't forget to give a ride to your mother
Election day should be a holiday
Like Christmas, Thanksgiving, or MLK day
EVERYONE deserves the right to be heard
A voice of equality to the word.
Red, yellow, white, brown, or black
It really don't matter if you're pulling your slack
Diversity is what makes us as a nation a winner
Thanks for your time, now go back to dinner.
Hillary and Donnie at home by their fires
Bill's getting head from an intern for hire
The mood is all set for a President to be elected
Bankers and business execs hope their pawns be selected
Tensions are mounting with no end in sight
America divided, looking for a fight
Lies and division, bias and greed
Are not the traits in a leader we need
Both are all dressed up for the camera
Trump talks like he's Tony Montana
Grab life by the pussy, or so he said
Lawsuits and victims lining up to get paid
Two weeks til election and all through the White House
Obama and family parasitic like louse
Million dollar vacations on tax payer money
The ride is soon over, but the horizon's not sunny
Hillary likes to wear a $1200 pant suit
She stole from Dr. Evil to boot
Donald Trump has so much product in his hair
It's burning a new hole in the ozone layer
The nation's in peril and tensions are high
Cause Russia's threatening to drop bombs from the sky
The Federal Reserve is un-Constitutional and lame
Stealing our future, so to me that's to blame
No pensions or jobs or food on the plate
But lots of open mouths in this welfare state
It's so hard to please so many daughters and sons
With unfulfilled dreams, what have we become
Our choices are between evil or worse
Neither better than the other, of course
One looks like a Nazi in front of the paparazzi
The other is a pig with the worst fucking wig
Womanizer, racist, xenophobe, and prick
The other one looks like she's needing some dick
Bill's off with an intern having another affair
While Hillary and Donnie have a team fixing their hair
They both pander and slander and both sling the mud
But the American people just don't give a crud
About the lies and scandals and all of the pain
Cause every four years we are at it again
It's either the jackass or the old grouchy elephant
Either way, we aren't getting what we want
You Republicans thought Dr. Paul was too much
Democrats got behind Bernie and such
But the DNC had promised the seat
To the woman everyone had to beat
She's a career politician who's never done anything but lie
Disbarred as a lawyer for behavior that's unethical and wry
Donnie is a career business man who lives out of touch with the land
The more money you have the less about the poor you understand
Hillary should know, making millions off the masses
But truth be told, I think that her and Bill are asses
Trump talks like a locker room and plays to win
Maybe he should think more about the state we are in
I've heard all the debates and there isn't a plan
That we've all waited for across this great land
Of how we're going to lower the tax
While wealthy sit high in white towers and relax
The blood, tears, and sweat, we should never forget
That the veterans who fought and died don't regret
Their service and efforts should not be in vain
We CAN be a nation that is glorious again
Though there is no great frontier or undiscovered land
That doesn't mean we can't live hand in hand
The thought of helping one another isn't odd
In fact, I think that it's rather quite bold
We don't have to be a nation of violence and wars
To be led by criminals and political whores
We don't have to buy into the two party scam
No we really don't have to if it's not part of our plan
The citizens of our nation should always come first
Before giving our money to someone who's worse
Yes, the world is a mess and problems abound
But there aren't a lot of good leaders around
We've looked far and wide from the Atlantic to Pacific
Maybe we should have been more specific
We asked for a leader and got a globalist clown
With misguided interests and a mean mug frown
She's the devil, 666, the mark of the beast
Who offers the world and all you can feast
But the critical soul knows the difference of two
Cause you can't feed another without sacrificing from you
Peter robs Jim to pay welfare to Paul
Taxation is theft, I say it to all
But since they're gonna take it as a matter of fact
Maybe perhaps we could have a choice on that act
A little discretion on where the money is paid
Instead of getting blow jobs in the oval office, getting laid
It's not too much to ask of over 300 million to wake up and heal
It's not a joke feeling like this is all too real
There are many other men and women eager to serve
To preserve our rights, bring back the jobs, and show a little nerve
These United States are wonderful and majestic
With enemies both foreign and domestic
Not all are bad, in fact most are good and funny
Hard working folks trying to make some money
And spend some time with family and friends with no strife
While having some cash and making a hell of a life
There's no place other that has such a feel
Like America baby! Oh yeah, what a deal!
Whatever you do, please get out and vote
It's our patriotic duty to fill out that note
Cast your ballot for red or blue, or write in another
And don't forget to give a ride to your mother
Election day should be a holiday
Like Christmas, Thanksgiving, or MLK day
EVERYONE deserves the right to be heard
A voice of equality to the word.
Red, yellow, white, brown, or black
It really don't matter if you're pulling your slack
Diversity is what makes us as a nation a winner
Thanks for your time, now go back to dinner.
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