Namaste and welcome to another exciting edition of the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back, my blog where I talk about issues that other people don't. This is an explicit, adult themed blog, so proceed with caution. Where to start... where to start... I love all women. Seen a lot. Came up with some thoughts and I'm gonna share them, NOW...
How many of my readers know the difference between a slut, a whore, and a nympho? For the record, "hoe" is a lazy abbreviation for those who cannot or will not pronounce the R to make it whore. Also these terms are not merely limited to the female gender. There are plenty of male nymphos, sluts, and gigolo man-whores.
By definition a slut is: someone who enjoys having sex with many different partners. They do it for the pleasure of it, not to get paid.
By definition a whore is: someone who does sexual acts for money or other material goods.
By definition a nympho is: someone, often but not exclusively female, that eats, breathes, and lives for sex. This person is insatiable and always ready to play. This person is not a slut or a whore and is often very selective about picking a prospective partner.
Now that we have gone over the basics, how do we figure out if the person we are interested in is one of the above. For sure, men in particular, are highly interested in whether or not the female will put out. Despite the logic of the brain, a male might often go after one of these jizz-gargling gutter sluts, desperate to get a nut... might end up getting VD... What every man HOPES and DREAMS for is his own personal nympho who dresses slutty, but knows how to act out in public: a real lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets. HOWEVER, crazy in the bed often equals crazy out of the bed. For now we're just talking about the ones that DO put out.
Sluts seem attractive to the naive juvenile mind that we just spoke of. Some boys just never grow up, despite their chronological age... just sayin'... Sluts are generally easy to find. You'll notice them immediately ANYWHERE you go if they are there. EVERYTHING about a slut is provocative from tattoos, piercings, skimpy clothing to their dirty talking mouth that a man can easily fantasize about being around his cock.
Whores you generally don't want anything to do with. It's the oldest profession known to mankind since women discovered that men are willing to barter and pay for the sweet, sweet pussy. EVERYONE since the dawn of time also has had the desire to FUCK like HORNY CRAZY RABBITS IN HEAT. Unfortunately fucking leads to kids, so I'm gonna end this with some words of advice. Whores are there and always will be for those who cannot get laid on their own accord (fat, ugly, clueless), those too lazy to date, those who enjoy a woman's company, but figure they're gonna pay for that nut one way or another. Too many dinner and a movie dates have ended with rosie palms and her 5 sisters. Some men would just rather be forward and get the pussy. It's NOT FOR ME (another blog topic), but I don't judge those who partake. Everyone has a vice. Some like random sex, some like booze, others like drugs, some like the rock and roll... Everyone has a vice. I've never had to pay for sex. EVER. There are just too many women out there who ARE willing to put out. If you have a sexual perversion, which most of us do, find someone who has the SAME perversion. Life will be a lot easier for you...
Bringing this in full circle to include the CONDOM SENSE part of the title I want to say this...
In this day and age of overpopulation and economic struggle, you DON'T have to stop fucking. I urge all my readers however to take some CONDOM SENSE and use birth control. It can be the shot, diaphram, condom, pill, or all of the above... hell, pull it out on top of all that. She aint getting preggo if you jizz on her boobs or face... again, just sayin'...
Also, for my black brothers, if there are any... I know that it might sound offensive, but I really want to know why you can't wear a condom? Would it help if they put the Air Jordan symbol or Jay Z brand logo on it? They DO make MAGNUMS for those with large cocks. It is ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT TO WEAR A CONDOM WHEN DEALING WITH SLUTS AND WHORES!!! And there's a LOT of them out there. BEWARE!!! PREGNANCY IS A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE!!! Okay, that last part might be a little over-dramatic, BUT, it is dangerous enough to get an std to warrant protecting your trouser soldier. "This is my rifle, this is my gun... one is for fighting, the other's for fun." Let's see how many people catch that cultural reference.
I promise, promise, promise you... that's 3 times I promised you... that the discomfort of wearing a condom and prevented an unwanted pregnancy is FAR LESS uncomfortable than having a bunch of baby mamas out of wedlock, paying child support for 18 or more years. That's some damn Maurey Povich bullshit... and that aint good for anyone, man or woman. This is 2014 people!!! Use some damn sense and wrap it in latex before she gets your paychecks. This has been the one and only Quiet Mouse 420.
Peace. Love. Respect. Honesty. Truth.
How many of my readers know the difference between a slut, a whore, and a nympho? For the record, "hoe" is a lazy abbreviation for those who cannot or will not pronounce the R to make it whore. Also these terms are not merely limited to the female gender. There are plenty of male nymphos, sluts, and gigolo man-whores.
By definition a slut is: someone who enjoys having sex with many different partners. They do it for the pleasure of it, not to get paid.
By definition a whore is: someone who does sexual acts for money or other material goods.
By definition a nympho is: someone, often but not exclusively female, that eats, breathes, and lives for sex. This person is insatiable and always ready to play. This person is not a slut or a whore and is often very selective about picking a prospective partner.
Now that we have gone over the basics, how do we figure out if the person we are interested in is one of the above. For sure, men in particular, are highly interested in whether or not the female will put out. Despite the logic of the brain, a male might often go after one of these jizz-gargling gutter sluts, desperate to get a nut... might end up getting VD... What every man HOPES and DREAMS for is his own personal nympho who dresses slutty, but knows how to act out in public: a real lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets. HOWEVER, crazy in the bed often equals crazy out of the bed. For now we're just talking about the ones that DO put out.
Sluts seem attractive to the naive juvenile mind that we just spoke of. Some boys just never grow up, despite their chronological age... just sayin'... Sluts are generally easy to find. You'll notice them immediately ANYWHERE you go if they are there. EVERYTHING about a slut is provocative from tattoos, piercings, skimpy clothing to their dirty talking mouth that a man can easily fantasize about being around his cock.
Whores you generally don't want anything to do with. It's the oldest profession known to mankind since women discovered that men are willing to barter and pay for the sweet, sweet pussy. EVERYONE since the dawn of time also has had the desire to FUCK like HORNY CRAZY RABBITS IN HEAT. Unfortunately fucking leads to kids, so I'm gonna end this with some words of advice. Whores are there and always will be for those who cannot get laid on their own accord (fat, ugly, clueless), those too lazy to date, those who enjoy a woman's company, but figure they're gonna pay for that nut one way or another. Too many dinner and a movie dates have ended with rosie palms and her 5 sisters. Some men would just rather be forward and get the pussy. It's NOT FOR ME (another blog topic), but I don't judge those who partake. Everyone has a vice. Some like random sex, some like booze, others like drugs, some like the rock and roll... Everyone has a vice. I've never had to pay for sex. EVER. There are just too many women out there who ARE willing to put out. If you have a sexual perversion, which most of us do, find someone who has the SAME perversion. Life will be a lot easier for you...
Bringing this in full circle to include the CONDOM SENSE part of the title I want to say this...
In this day and age of overpopulation and economic struggle, you DON'T have to stop fucking. I urge all my readers however to take some CONDOM SENSE and use birth control. It can be the shot, diaphram, condom, pill, or all of the above... hell, pull it out on top of all that. She aint getting preggo if you jizz on her boobs or face... again, just sayin'...
Also, for my black brothers, if there are any... I know that it might sound offensive, but I really want to know why you can't wear a condom? Would it help if they put the Air Jordan symbol or Jay Z brand logo on it? They DO make MAGNUMS for those with large cocks. It is ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT TO WEAR A CONDOM WHEN DEALING WITH SLUTS AND WHORES!!! And there's a LOT of them out there. BEWARE!!! PREGNANCY IS A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE!!! Okay, that last part might be a little over-dramatic, BUT, it is dangerous enough to get an std to warrant protecting your trouser soldier. "This is my rifle, this is my gun... one is for fighting, the other's for fun." Let's see how many people catch that cultural reference.
I promise, promise, promise you... that's 3 times I promised you... that the discomfort of wearing a condom and prevented an unwanted pregnancy is FAR LESS uncomfortable than having a bunch of baby mamas out of wedlock, paying child support for 18 or more years. That's some damn Maurey Povich bullshit... and that aint good for anyone, man or woman. This is 2014 people!!! Use some damn sense and wrap it in latex before she gets your paychecks. This has been the one and only Quiet Mouse 420.
Peace. Love. Respect. Honesty. Truth.
