One Movie Franchise To Rule Them ALL

Namaste and thank you for joining me for another posting of the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back. Today I wanted to post a quick thought about the epic movie franchises of the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit. Peter Jackson has done a masterful job creating the world of Middle Earth for these movie series with beloved characters, superb score and cinematography, as well as a bevy of monsters and magic to woo the hearts of fans all over the globe.

I have watched the LOTR movies many times and I have seen the first two Hobbit movies several times as well. I have read both books and am eagerly anticipating seeing the final installment, the "Battle of Five Armies", which has already grossed nearly 90 million dollars. For those who love the movies and those who do not, none can deny the epic amount of money that these movies have been able to pull in from fans and movie-goers alike. Truly these movies are the ONE franchise to rule them all... except maybe for those who are fans of the Marvel movie franchise: The Avengers.
Regardless, these movies will always hold a special place in the hearts of geeks and fanboys such as myself. I will definitely buy a copy of the trilogy once they have finished coming out on blu-ray.
I'd love to hear what my blog readers think of these movies, so please feel free to chime in and let me know what you think. Which one of these six movies are your favorites? I really like the Fellowship of the Ring and the Desolation of Smaug. As always I hope you enjoy these films and I'll see you at the movies. This has been the one and only Quiet Mouse.
LOTR. Hobbit. Peace. Love. Respect.

EVERYONE Loves Boobs

Namaste and welcome back my friends, family, and fellow knowledge seekers to another posting for the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back. Thank you for joining me today. How are your holidays going? GREAT!  If you are new to reading my blog postings, welcome. Please take the time to review some of the over 200 past blogs, if you will.

Today, as with several postings in the past, I wanted to recognize the fact that, including myself and many others, I really DO believe that EVERYONE loves boobs: men, women, gay,
straight, old, and young. Boobs really are magical and wonderful in every way imaginable and even come in a wide variety of sizes and shapes. Whether you like little perky peaches, tiny invisi-tits, or large lovely pillowy melon shaped hooters, well we just can't avert our eyes to stop staring. What cracks me up is that even homosexual men love boobs. These guys are often followed around by women who are not threatened by said man's sexuality since he is gay. These women are colorfully referred to as "fag hags". I apologise is that teen is derogatory to some, I didn't make it up.

Moving on, it seems ironic that a lot of the female friends and acquaintances I have are pregnant. To then I say, congrats. To my readers I want to point out how the boobs swell during pregnancy. Sucks about the sore nipples ladies :(, but I'm sure those big boobies are great for the up and coming dads out there... enjoy that for a few months until the baby pops out.

Another thing I want to point out about the lovely orbs is that they are SOOOOOOOOOOO soothing, nut just to look at, but also to lay your head on and decompress from the stress of daily life. There must be some dopamine or something inside those lovely breasts that makes you both horny and sedated at the same time. They can quiet literally make you sleep like a baby.
Well, you've been patient long enough, so here are some boobs from your buddy Quiet Mouse.

I Love You Man

Namaste and welcome again to another posting for the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back. I just wanted to talk briefly today about making friends as an adult man.


It totally reminds me of that movie "I Love You Man" with Paul Rudd and Jason Segel where a bachelor who has no other male friends has to search out a new bff to be his best man at his wedding. I have a few close friends that live in other states, but the older I get the more difficult I find for it to make friends with adult men. Right or wrong, there is a lot of stress involved in letting new people into your life and into your heart. There is also a lot of rampant homophobia out there which makes it difficult taking to strange, unfamiliar men. A lot of the problems have to do with maturity, in my opinion.
It does feel a lot like dating when you are trying to make new guy friends because you really have to open up and put yourself out there in a vulnerable way. In addition, you are kinda forced into one if those get-to-know-you sort of situations where sometimes people are nervous of being judged in a way that's similar to dating. Fortunately, straight men usually can talk about several easy things to break the ice that most of us have in common like our love for women, sports, and getting crunk. Perhaps all we need are a few beers or a blunt to break down the wall, maybe a bbq, a bro-date at a sporting event, or some combination thereof to loosen up and let a new friend into your life. We just all need to take a step back sometimes and realize that it is difficult for all of us to open up to new people. Each person has their own demons and our own fears of judgement and criticism: this is natural. We just need to work on ourselves and fix the broken parts so we can allow others to become a meaningful part of our lives. This has been the one and only Quiet Mouse 420.
Peace. Love. Respect. Honesty.

Whooty part 2

Welcome back to another exciting edition of the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back. Namaste and thank you for joining me today to talk about one of my favorite subjects, again, the elusive and rare whooty.
It occurs to me that there are a lot of beautiful women in the world of all shapes, colors, and sizes. What we like in women is mostly conditioned by our genetics and how/where we are reared. Yesterday I was reading an article online posted by PornHub/YouPorn showing maps of all 50 states and which ones preferred boobs or butts. My state, Washington is an ass state, as was my previous home in Texas. Russia is the largest boob living country in the world. In contrast, the United States is the largest ass loving country.
This fact helps lead me into this blog. Now if you haven't read the first Whooty blog, I sincerely recommend that you go back and review it, as well as many other wonderful and important topics.
Moving on... to review, a whooty is a white girl with a booty. Now this isn't just any old ass, oh no. A whooty is a big ass, round with some jiggle in it. The kind that is mesmerizing and captures the attention of all dudes, including my black and Hispanic brothers. The kind of ass that you want riding your pole like you were Sea Biscuit (it's a famous race horse).
Trying to find the elusive whooty may make you feel like the late Steve Irwin, "Crikey, we're hunting the rare and majestic whooty. Makes me want to give it a kiss."
Whatever your personal desires and yearnings towards the sexuality and beauty of women, I personally believe that white women are the freakiest, most sexual creatures, in all of God's creation. So without further ado, I present an array of the missy pleasant of all female asses: the infamous and erotic WHOOTY!!!

Dumb and Dumber

We live in a society of double standards, hypocrites, liars, selfish, greedy, apathetic, and flat out stupid people. Every single day I feel inundated with stupidity and the disregard of others. It pains and sickens me how a growing number of individuals feel as if the sun rises and sets just for him/her; as if every word they speak is gospel. These same people are rude, disrespectful, and obnoxious to others, but then get mad because they don't feel respected or their words heeded. What grinds my gears is that these people who have NOT earned or garnered respect want to DEMAND the respect of others... they want to be treated life they walk on water, but then treat others, especially those genuinely trying to help like shit. This is the reason there are fewer and fewer good citizens and good Samaritans out there, decreasing more and more with each generation.

We have been taxed passed the breaking point for the average American household and have become convinced it's our duty to pay an exorbitant fee just for the privilege of being alive and living within these imaginary geographical borders. Literacy rates are down, unemployment rates are up, incarceration rates are up, the national debt keeps going up... where is this all going to end?
As humans we have poisoned the air, the water, and the ground we live on, yet we keep going along like this is okay. There are people who actually believe that the world is going to end soon via an apocalypse which is the reason the same people are okay with the destruction of our natural resources. I'm here to tell you factually that the ONLY thing we have threatened is the extinction of ourselves. The Earth has been through MANY natural disasters that wiped out the majority of life on this planet... and yet life has prevailed again and again despite floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, asteroids and meteorites, as well as plague and famine.

It is asinine to destroy the planet just because we have a book telling us that maybe sometime in the future everything will come to an end. The Earth is billions of years old and will be around long after humans go the way of the dinosaurs. Then, another species will become the dominant one. It's a cycle that is too long for our tiny minds to fathom on the grand scale it really is. Our lives are a blink, yes, but that doesn't mean that our contribution is worthless. Each day we have the ability to change our own reality and that of those around us. It is all a choice. We can chose to keep the planet healthy and clean for the sake of our children and their children's children. But it starts today with a paradigm shift realizing that the choices we make DO MATTER. The vibrations of energy that we put out into the universe have immediate and instant ramifications. Instead of allowing ourselves to become dumb and dumber, we need to focus on creating goals that matter and are in the benefit of ALL mankind instead of just our own selfish material desires. What  you see and perceive is all but a construct of our own imaginations, fueled by our day to day energy that is often focused on finding blame and pointing fingers rather than the positive displays of love, honesty, and other noble virtues.

Medical Unprofessionalism

Namaste. Thank you for joining me today and taking time out of your busy schedule. This is the one and only Quiet Mouse 420.

I'm going to try to keep this blog short as possible, but I wanted to talk briefly about the unprofessional medical employees I've seen and come across. In the Navy I worked as a Hospital Corpsman in the intensive care unit and worked my way up to being a surgical technologist working in the operating room helping patients through their surgeries. Now I'm out of that line of work but have less than fond memories of some of what I've seen. For example I've had a surgeon throw a scalpel, in the O.R., at me that came so close to my head that I could hear it buzz by my ear and boioioing into the wall where it stuck and vibrated noisily. I've seen so many respiratory tech.'s that smoke cigarettes, but are then telling the patients not to. I've seen a LOT of medical personnel that are grossly obese telling the patients advice on how to maintain health. ALL of these issues being done by the same professionals telling you how to live. I'm a big hater when it comes to hypocrisy, like the doctor I walked in on doing cocaine in the bathroom who is the same doctor sexually harassing the nurses and staff, but the hospital won't do anything because he brings in so much money from his surgical cases. Or how about the time where I had to give a deposition into a lawsuit case for a surgeon leaving a needle inside a patient.
Every time I go to the VA, I run into staff, nurses, and doctors that seem to quite frankly dislike the veterans who they are tasked to serve, basically to the point of being overly rude and disrespectful. I could keep going, but it seems to me that I've made my point. People go to the doctor to get treatment but often end up with a far worse experience than just being sick. Toxic vaccinations, unnecessary procedures, and incompetent staff of supposed professionals that are obese and unhealthy telling us how to live. Nurses, by far, seem to me to be the best of the industry, and ACTUALLY seem to care the most. It's just the some of the doctors and ancillary staff that seem to be the hypocrisy of the medical industry.

Be careful in who you pick as a medical professional to be your doctor. Be careful who you allow to give you advice on your health and well being and who isn't just there trying to shove pills down your throat like a pharmaceutical rep. getting kickbacks for dosing the patients. Ultimately it is up to YOU and I to make our own health care decisions, with the ADVICE from doctors. Read up, study and be your OWN ADVOCATE for your own health. 

Butter

According to Julia Child butter is the key to a happy life. As a chef I tend to agree, but will amend it to be that love and butter are the keys to happiness.

Namaste and thank you for joining me today on this beautiful day. It's gonna be a short blog, but I just wanted to talk about the joy of cooking and my love of butter. I realize that animal fats aren't the best for you in the health department, but much like bacon, there is NO SUBSTITUTE for butter in a recipe. Margarine is just okay, but not equal to butter. Crisco is the closest thing in comparison to butter for making soft, moist, and delicious cookies and cakes.
The movie Julie and Julia, which is AWESOME, highlights the life of Julia Child and her experience around the famous Le Cordon Bleu cooking school, which I attended for pastry and baking as well. Her love of food and butter, along with other chefs like Wolfgang Puck and Emeril Lagasse have helped to shape my culinary prowess. I'm looking forward to opening my own deli soon, the Cloud Nine Cafe, where I will share my love of food and my love of butter.
To recap, there is NO SUBSTITUTE for REAL BUTTER. It just makes your baked and cooked foods that much exponentially better. My favorite children's book is the Butter Battle Book by Dr. Seuss.
Thanks again for joining me today. May the butter be with you.
Peace. Love. Respect. Butter. 

A FIGHTING CHAMPION

Those who know me well understand my liking of professional wrestling. Instead of watching other dramas on my Monday nights, I watch WWE RAW. I cheer like I was a kid again for my favorite wrestlers. I get elated when the theme song plays and my guy is up on the ramp showing off and/or talking smack. I enjoy watching the pay-per-views on the WWE Network for only $9.99 a month. 

Ever since I was a kid, I have enjoyed the sport of wrestling. I wrestled in amateur athletics in middle school and was a 4 year varsity letter-man in high school, serving as the co-captain of my teammates my junior and senior year of high school. I remember the Monday Night Wars between the WWE and WCW. I've attended many live tapings of matches, house shows, and I was fortunate enough to live the moments of Wrestlemania 21 with much excitement in person. I saw the Rock, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, HHH, Shawn Michaels "the heartbreak kid, Kurt Angle, JBL, Batista, and John Cena won his first ever out of whom now is a 15 time World Heavyweight Champion. 

Now I have been watching professional wrestling for over 30 years. I've seen a lot of different dudes be the champ. The modern fans seem to like whomever they like regardless of if the wrestler is a face or a heel. The fans like Daniel Bryan, for reasons I cannot fathom, however I respect his talent and his dedication to the business. Some wrestling injuries take men out for the rest of their careers, so kudos to him for trying to make a speedy recovery. 

Moving on, "The Authority" made such a big deal about Daniel Bryan being a mid-card, B+ wrestler, at best. Since then not only has the "Authority" mismanage talented stars on the roster like Cesaro, Dolph Ziggler, and Randy Orton, but they also lost their power. So, Daniel Bryan may not have been the best wrestler on the roster, but until his injury he was one thing and one thing only: consistent. The dude showed up every night and do anything in his power to excite the crowd, at whatever venue on that particular night. The Authority also mismanaged the handling of an open heavyweight championship belt after Daniel Bryan's injury and subsequent surgeries. John Cena was the obvious choice to be the interim champion and won a well executed ladder match. After that, the WWE continued to mismanage as they hired the mercenary thug preceded by the one and only Paul Heyman still fresh off a win at Wrestlemania. Brock Lesnar was an obvious choice for the Authority, we are led to believe. HHH and Stephanie talked all down on the B+ wrestler and even planned retribution against John Cena's refusal to join the dark side with the Authority like their little suck-up Seth Rollins. 

Brock Lesnar, the thug mercenary was happy to oblige in taking out John Cena. The two have never been friends, in fact I don't think Brock Lesnar probably has many friends in the wrestling business. Brock was meant to fill the void left by Daniel Bryan's injury. ALL of the John Cena matches including Summerslam were meant to be those of Bryan, whom they thought would return much sooner. There was supposed to be a "Fighting Champion" as proclaimed by Triple H who ridiculed both Bryan and Cena, tormenting them both equally. The fighting champion moniker was not claimed by Brock Lesnar, even though the championship belt hadn't been the only thing that was SOLD OUT. NO, Brock Lesnar didn't become a fighting champion like Bryan or Cena had been before him. Many good wrestlers lost out on this non-fighting champion's reign. Good wrestlers like Dolph Ziggler and Cesaro would have loved a shot at pleasing the crowd with the title belt around his waist. Wasted talent, poor PPV's, and a waning show on both RAW and Smackdown have led to decreased viewership and support of the WWE Network. Fans are tired of seeing Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, and John Cena be the only people contending for the title belt. Even though he's a kiss-ass, I'd even like to see Seth Rollins get a genuine title shot at this point, even though I know that Dolph Ziggler could shine bright like a Rock or Shawn Michaels. 

Brock Lesnar's less than impressive reign as champion, with no shows and lack of title defense have been a thorn in the side of the WWE. If they are going to have John Cena carry the show month after month, then make him a 16 time champion. Maybe they should invest the time to boost some of the mid-cards up to being headline material instead of hiring thugs and mercenaries or sell-outs. 

TLC PPV is set to be a good match with Cena vs. Rollins. Another no-show with Lesnar will hurt PPV sales and ultimately that hurts EVERYONE in the WWE locker room. Oh, and I know what you are probably thinking and I'm gonna say NO... Ryback is NOT the solution to the problems with the WWE. I'll continue to be a fan, but I'm disappointed with the brand at the moment.