Whooty part 2

Welcome back to another exciting edition of the Quiet Mouse Strikes Back. Namaste and thank you for joining me today to talk about one of my favorite subjects, again, the elusive and rare whooty.
It occurs to me that there are a lot of beautiful women in the world of all shapes, colors, and sizes. What we like in women is mostly conditioned by our genetics and how/where we are reared. Yesterday I was reading an article online posted by PornHub/YouPorn showing maps of all 50 states and which ones preferred boobs or butts. My state, Washington is an ass state, as was my previous home in Texas. Russia is the largest boob living country in the world. In contrast, the United States is the largest ass loving country.
This fact helps lead me into this blog. Now if you haven't read the first Whooty blog, I sincerely recommend that you go back and review it, as well as many other wonderful and important topics.
Moving on... to review, a whooty is a white girl with a booty. Now this isn't just any old ass, oh no. A whooty is a big ass, round with some jiggle in it. The kind that is mesmerizing and captures the attention of all dudes, including my black and Hispanic brothers. The kind of ass that you want riding your pole like you were Sea Biscuit (it's a famous race horse).
Trying to find the elusive whooty may make you feel like the late Steve Irwin, "Crikey, we're hunting the rare and majestic whooty. Makes me want to give it a kiss."
Whatever your personal desires and yearnings towards the sexuality and beauty of women, I personally believe that white women are the freakiest, most sexual creatures, in all of God's creation. So without further ado, I present an array of the missy pleasant of all female asses: the infamous and erotic WHOOTY!!!

Dumb and Dumber

We live in a society of double standards, hypocrites, liars, selfish, greedy, apathetic, and flat out stupid people. Every single day I feel inundated with stupidity and the disregard of others. It pains and sickens me how a growing number of individuals feel as if the sun rises and sets just for him/her; as if every word they speak is gospel. These same people are rude, disrespectful, and obnoxious to others, but then get mad because they don't feel respected or their words heeded. What grinds my gears is that these people who have NOT earned or garnered respect want to DEMAND the respect of others... they want to be treated life they walk on water, but then treat others, especially those genuinely trying to help like shit. This is the reason there are fewer and fewer good citizens and good Samaritans out there, decreasing more and more with each generation.

We have been taxed passed the breaking point for the average American household and have become convinced it's our duty to pay an exorbitant fee just for the privilege of being alive and living within these imaginary geographical borders. Literacy rates are down, unemployment rates are up, incarceration rates are up, the national debt keeps going up... where is this all going to end?
As humans we have poisoned the air, the water, and the ground we live on, yet we keep going along like this is okay. There are people who actually believe that the world is going to end soon via an apocalypse which is the reason the same people are okay with the destruction of our natural resources. I'm here to tell you factually that the ONLY thing we have threatened is the extinction of ourselves. The Earth has been through MANY natural disasters that wiped out the majority of life on this planet... and yet life has prevailed again and again despite floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, asteroids and meteorites, as well as plague and famine.

It is asinine to destroy the planet just because we have a book telling us that maybe sometime in the future everything will come to an end. The Earth is billions of years old and will be around long after humans go the way of the dinosaurs. Then, another species will become the dominant one. It's a cycle that is too long for our tiny minds to fathom on the grand scale it really is. Our lives are a blink, yes, but that doesn't mean that our contribution is worthless. Each day we have the ability to change our own reality and that of those around us. It is all a choice. We can chose to keep the planet healthy and clean for the sake of our children and their children's children. But it starts today with a paradigm shift realizing that the choices we make DO MATTER. The vibrations of energy that we put out into the universe have immediate and instant ramifications. Instead of allowing ourselves to become dumb and dumber, we need to focus on creating goals that matter and are in the benefit of ALL mankind instead of just our own selfish material desires. What  you see and perceive is all but a construct of our own imaginations, fueled by our day to day energy that is often focused on finding blame and pointing fingers rather than the positive displays of love, honesty, and other noble virtues.

Medical Unprofessionalism

Namaste. Thank you for joining me today and taking time out of your busy schedule. This is the one and only Quiet Mouse 420.

I'm going to try to keep this blog short as possible, but I wanted to talk briefly about the unprofessional medical employees I've seen and come across. In the Navy I worked as a Hospital Corpsman in the intensive care unit and worked my way up to being a surgical technologist working in the operating room helping patients through their surgeries. Now I'm out of that line of work but have less than fond memories of some of what I've seen. For example I've had a surgeon throw a scalpel, in the O.R., at me that came so close to my head that I could hear it buzz by my ear and boioioing into the wall where it stuck and vibrated noisily. I've seen so many respiratory tech.'s that smoke cigarettes, but are then telling the patients not to. I've seen a LOT of medical personnel that are grossly obese telling the patients advice on how to maintain health. ALL of these issues being done by the same professionals telling you how to live. I'm a big hater when it comes to hypocrisy, like the doctor I walked in on doing cocaine in the bathroom who is the same doctor sexually harassing the nurses and staff, but the hospital won't do anything because he brings in so much money from his surgical cases. Or how about the time where I had to give a deposition into a lawsuit case for a surgeon leaving a needle inside a patient.
Every time I go to the VA, I run into staff, nurses, and doctors that seem to quite frankly dislike the veterans who they are tasked to serve, basically to the point of being overly rude and disrespectful. I could keep going, but it seems to me that I've made my point. People go to the doctor to get treatment but often end up with a far worse experience than just being sick. Toxic vaccinations, unnecessary procedures, and incompetent staff of supposed professionals that are obese and unhealthy telling us how to live. Nurses, by far, seem to me to be the best of the industry, and ACTUALLY seem to care the most. It's just the some of the doctors and ancillary staff that seem to be the hypocrisy of the medical industry.

Be careful in who you pick as a medical professional to be your doctor. Be careful who you allow to give you advice on your health and well being and who isn't just there trying to shove pills down your throat like a pharmaceutical rep. getting kickbacks for dosing the patients. Ultimately it is up to YOU and I to make our own health care decisions, with the ADVICE from doctors. Read up, study and be your OWN ADVOCATE for your own health. 

Butter

According to Julia Child butter is the key to a happy life. As a chef I tend to agree, but will amend it to be that love and butter are the keys to happiness.

Namaste and thank you for joining me today on this beautiful day. It's gonna be a short blog, but I just wanted to talk about the joy of cooking and my love of butter. I realize that animal fats aren't the best for you in the health department, but much like bacon, there is NO SUBSTITUTE for butter in a recipe. Margarine is just okay, but not equal to butter. Crisco is the closest thing in comparison to butter for making soft, moist, and delicious cookies and cakes.
The movie Julie and Julia, which is AWESOME, highlights the life of Julia Child and her experience around the famous Le Cordon Bleu cooking school, which I attended for pastry and baking as well. Her love of food and butter, along with other chefs like Wolfgang Puck and Emeril Lagasse have helped to shape my culinary prowess. I'm looking forward to opening my own deli soon, the Cloud Nine Cafe, where I will share my love of food and my love of butter.
To recap, there is NO SUBSTITUTE for REAL BUTTER. It just makes your baked and cooked foods that much exponentially better. My favorite children's book is the Butter Battle Book by Dr. Seuss.
Thanks again for joining me today. May the butter be with you.
Peace. Love. Respect. Butter. 

A FIGHTING CHAMPION

Those who know me well understand my liking of professional wrestling. Instead of watching other dramas on my Monday nights, I watch WWE RAW. I cheer like I was a kid again for my favorite wrestlers. I get elated when the theme song plays and my guy is up on the ramp showing off and/or talking smack. I enjoy watching the pay-per-views on the WWE Network for only $9.99 a month. 

Ever since I was a kid, I have enjoyed the sport of wrestling. I wrestled in amateur athletics in middle school and was a 4 year varsity letter-man in high school, serving as the co-captain of my teammates my junior and senior year of high school. I remember the Monday Night Wars between the WWE and WCW. I've attended many live tapings of matches, house shows, and I was fortunate enough to live the moments of Wrestlemania 21 with much excitement in person. I saw the Rock, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, HHH, Shawn Michaels "the heartbreak kid, Kurt Angle, JBL, Batista, and John Cena won his first ever out of whom now is a 15 time World Heavyweight Champion. 

Now I have been watching professional wrestling for over 30 years. I've seen a lot of different dudes be the champ. The modern fans seem to like whomever they like regardless of if the wrestler is a face or a heel. The fans like Daniel Bryan, for reasons I cannot fathom, however I respect his talent and his dedication to the business. Some wrestling injuries take men out for the rest of their careers, so kudos to him for trying to make a speedy recovery. 

Moving on, "The Authority" made such a big deal about Daniel Bryan being a mid-card, B+ wrestler, at best. Since then not only has the "Authority" mismanage talented stars on the roster like Cesaro, Dolph Ziggler, and Randy Orton, but they also lost their power. So, Daniel Bryan may not have been the best wrestler on the roster, but until his injury he was one thing and one thing only: consistent. The dude showed up every night and do anything in his power to excite the crowd, at whatever venue on that particular night. The Authority also mismanaged the handling of an open heavyweight championship belt after Daniel Bryan's injury and subsequent surgeries. John Cena was the obvious choice to be the interim champion and won a well executed ladder match. After that, the WWE continued to mismanage as they hired the mercenary thug preceded by the one and only Paul Heyman still fresh off a win at Wrestlemania. Brock Lesnar was an obvious choice for the Authority, we are led to believe. HHH and Stephanie talked all down on the B+ wrestler and even planned retribution against John Cena's refusal to join the dark side with the Authority like their little suck-up Seth Rollins. 

Brock Lesnar, the thug mercenary was happy to oblige in taking out John Cena. The two have never been friends, in fact I don't think Brock Lesnar probably has many friends in the wrestling business. Brock was meant to fill the void left by Daniel Bryan's injury. ALL of the John Cena matches including Summerslam were meant to be those of Bryan, whom they thought would return much sooner. There was supposed to be a "Fighting Champion" as proclaimed by Triple H who ridiculed both Bryan and Cena, tormenting them both equally. The fighting champion moniker was not claimed by Brock Lesnar, even though the championship belt hadn't been the only thing that was SOLD OUT. NO, Brock Lesnar didn't become a fighting champion like Bryan or Cena had been before him. Many good wrestlers lost out on this non-fighting champion's reign. Good wrestlers like Dolph Ziggler and Cesaro would have loved a shot at pleasing the crowd with the title belt around his waist. Wasted talent, poor PPV's, and a waning show on both RAW and Smackdown have led to decreased viewership and support of the WWE Network. Fans are tired of seeing Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, and John Cena be the only people contending for the title belt. Even though he's a kiss-ass, I'd even like to see Seth Rollins get a genuine title shot at this point, even though I know that Dolph Ziggler could shine bright like a Rock or Shawn Michaels. 

Brock Lesnar's less than impressive reign as champion, with no shows and lack of title defense have been a thorn in the side of the WWE. If they are going to have John Cena carry the show month after month, then make him a 16 time champion. Maybe they should invest the time to boost some of the mid-cards up to being headline material instead of hiring thugs and mercenaries or sell-outs. 

TLC PPV is set to be a good match with Cena vs. Rollins. Another no-show with Lesnar will hurt PPV sales and ultimately that hurts EVERYONE in the WWE locker room. Oh, and I know what you are probably thinking and I'm gonna say NO... Ryback is NOT the solution to the problems with the WWE. I'll continue to be a fan, but I'm disappointed with the brand at the moment.

Thanksgiving

Namaste and thank you for taking time out of your relaxing holiday to join me in celebration of another annual Thanksgiving. Today is a holiday for rememberance and celebration in thanks of the many blessings we receive throughout the year.

When many people think of Thanksgiving they think about eating a big fat turkey with mashed potatoes and gravy, and a ton of side dishes, pies, cakes, and other confections. What makes this day great for me is the feeling of family and togetherness that comes from sharing and showing appreciation toward our loved ones and friends. All of these things are wonderful.
Perhaps many of you reading this today had to travel far and wide to be close to your family and loved ones? In that case I wish you the safest travels imaginable. Be careful out there for crazy drivers and long lines at the airport. Also it might be a good idea to take some extra vitamins if you are traveling as this is cold and flu season and I'd hate it if you caught a bug on your journey to and fro from the holiday celebration.
In addition to the wonderful shmorgasboard of delectable foods and sweets, a lot of people look forward to a relaxing afternoon watching the big football games on t.v. I'm not sure who is playing, but I'm sure it's the Dallas Cowboys vs. some jabroni team, lol... I have family that is cheering for the Cowboys, so I won't say anything bad about them, lol...
I want to keep this short and sweet so I will conclude with my wishes of good tidings and many blessings to all out there who celebrate this day. I also want to send a special shout out to those hard workers who still have to labor at their jobs on this day to help feed those in need of a turkey dinner.
Lastly, tomorrow is Black Friday, which is the antithesis of Thanksgiving; a day of thanks and gratitude followed by a debacle of greed, selfishness, and sheeple-like consumerism.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!!!! This has been the one and only Quiet Mouse 420.

FOOD For Thought

Namaste and thank you for taking time or of your busy day to join me. I have been reading lately about how it is growing around the country, especially in bigger cities, where laws are being passed making it illegal to feed homeless persons.

Approximately 70% of Americans claim to be "Christian" in some form or another. With this knowledge, how can we, claiming to be moral and virtuous, deny basic human rights of food to our fellow human beings? Jesus would be considered a radical anarchist by today's standards with crazy ideas of anti-war, universal healthcare, equality, justice, and feeding those less fortunate.
In my research for this subject there was a lot of negativity on the party of those who passed these laws, which had more to do with large city tourism and money than with any legitimate issue regarding food OR homeless people. On one hand I understand they don't want homeless people in areas that are snobby and touristy. On the other hand, it's shameful to put up signs that equate human behavior to that of animals in a zoo. There are actually signs that say, and I'm paraphrasing,  basically: don't feed the homeless, they will get used to you feeding them and not be able to fend for themselves. Humans are not bears or birds. If you don't understand how demeaning this is, than you lack empathy. Even though it was my own fault at the time, I experienced homelessness at 19 years old. I slept in my car in the parking lot of the taco joint I worked at for over 2 months. While this is a short time, it taught me a valuable lesson not only about homelessness, but about being appreciative about smaller things that most Americans take for granted, like where their next meal is coming from or if they will get to eat at all on a particular day.  For me it was a LONG, DIFFICULT 2 months. Many individuals and families deal with this issue for much longer periods of time. I empathize. I feel the pain of those people and families that struggle to make ends meet and put food on the table for their loved ones. It's painful to go through.
I don't want to get off on too much of a tangent, but for every law passed is another freedom abolished...

It is shameful that in this country approximately 30% of our gross food net goes to waste either from the stores not being able to sell it fast enough or from just being thrown away by the consumers. Why then is it illegal for me to give unwanted or unneeded food to someone who IS in need? It's NOT just adults going hungry either. Many children across this nation of plenty are going hungry and are malnourished at the end of the day. Especially as we are coming upon the holiday season it is more important than ever to dig deep and find your humanity to share with others who haven't received all the blessings we have. If it is too much to give a sandwich to a homeless man, woman, or child, then PLEASE donate to a charitable institution like the Salvation Army that runs soup kitchens across the nation and donates clothing, toys, and food to those in need.
Lastly, if you DO live in one of the large cities that does have a ban for feeding the homeless in place,  I urge you to talk with your local representatives to repeal such hateful and biased laws. This has been the one and only Quiet Mouse 420.
Peace. Love. Respect. Humanity. 

TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK,TALK, TALK...

I try to listen to my fellow humans. I hear the words they say, but all I hear is talk talk talk talk talk most of the time. Words filled with idle banter of the gossip mongers, liars, and those filled with endless boredom. It sort of reminds me of the South Park episode where when Stan listens to music or other people talk, all he hears is CRAP. I feel bad about this because I KNOW as humans that we are inherently social creatures and we instinctively desire social networking with our fellow men/women.

I'm not too proud to admit I've had my social faux pas in the past which have led to current communication problems. My family had money around high school and college age so I wasn't sure who just hung around for the booze, drugs, and partying or who actually wanted to be my friend. I even feel that way about social networking websites like Facebook, which should really be called DRAMA-book, where everyone wants to be your friend, but no one actually talks to you like you are a real person. Also, it is easy to misconstrue words and their meaning via text or posts on FB or Twitter. Friendships have been lost over these miscommunications and misunderstandings. But what really grinds my gears the most is all this gossip or an individuals need to hear his/her self speak, usually about NOTHING IMPORTANT. I don't think that people understand how much negativity they are putting out into the universe. It's worse for the people who are tired and don't want to hear the endless talking about jack shit. Often those people end up becoming negative, having been worn down by the bla bla bla...
I read recently that some scientists say we are supposed to LISTEN 80% of the time and only talk 20%... and I laughed hysterically for a moment because I can't think of a single person who actually does this, except maybe ME. I try to wait until I have something IMPORTANT to talk about rather than wasting my time and energy on drab, dull, or boring conversation that seems endless and engulfing. Americans in particular are seemingly uncomfortable with ANY moments of silence, as silence is revealing of our true inner self. However, when you actually bring up issues of importance, no one has anything to say, quite often. That person was fine running their head with diarrhea of the mouth about celebrity gossip or what their friends posted on Facebook, but they cannot muster the brain power to think about others' feelings or something important like who is representing us in the political/religious arena. No one wants to talk about how we are going to FIX the problems of the world... so we are stuck in this endless cycle of TALK, but with no ACTION. DOING SOMETHING ABOUT A PROBLEM is much more difficult than running our mouths in ceaseless TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK....
EVERYONE wants their voice and opinions to be heard AND listened to, so why is it we have such a listening problem? EGO, plain and simple. Because even the stupid mouthy people think that what they have to SAY is more important than LISTENING or what the other person has to say. So we end up with this continual cycle of non-listening while awaiting our turn to speak, not clearly understanding that the person we are attempting to communicate with is doing the EXACT SAME THING TO US... waiting for his/her turn to speak. Then, in their attempt to get his/her own words listened to, they interrupt and talk over the original speaker because THEY THINK THAT WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING ELSE,.. even if that means pissing off the other person.
We should all think about our communication with others and genuinely TRY to listen. All we can do is just put out a little effort, right? This has been the one and only Quiet Mouse.